why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

"And the sign said 'long haired freaky people need not apply...'"

-Bob Marley

and what a shitty sign 'respect' srsly

FEAR AND RESPECT THE DEAD
- thanking u, Arlington Cemetery

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.400.400/p403x403/406895_512086002149957_1301013483_n.jpg

why would you even

Lindsey Whatserface is the REAL American hero, amirite?

between this and spending hours last night looking at iphone cases with psycho shit on them, who are these people and why would you self-identify with this stuff

i don't know who bella is...

is she a singer? i used to be a rock critic, i should know these things.

you're better off not knowing, scott.

there is no way I could be more completely stoked than I am about the "lol" one. fuck yes

Bella = the female lead of the Twilight series. In love with a vampire. In the Twilight series vampires "sparkle" or something, hence the macro maker's assumption that she would be spitting out glittery jizz.

silence, respec'

death knuckles

oh okay got it. i never watched the twilight movies. i enjoy occasional buffy reruns on netflix though.

I've never seen/read Twilight either, just picked it up from pop culture. And Buffy is classic, don't mess with Buffy.

Thinking of starting a hammond lounge project called Glittery Jizz now, tbh. First album "Spittin' Out" will be hailed as seminal.

XD

semenal

sorry.

loool

That was the joke, gr80, yes. *smdh*

Oh boy.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/32377_429648320422672_2024411751_n.jpg

work sucks, moar xbox

hey can i ask a favor from one of you geniuses? can you make me a thing to put on my facebook for the holiday season? kinda would like something that says Happy Thanksgiving and a picture of prince and a picture of a turkey and the quote "The rain will come down, then U will have 2 choose, if U believe look 2 the dawn and U shall never lose."

you know, if you are bored...

I feel like a good folkscolloquialism could come out of all this, like "I saw sasquatch, I did! I ain't just spitting glittery jizz."

Me: Hey, Mitt! Whatcha got there?

Mitt: This is my magic satchel full of jobs. When I am elected I will open it up and fling massive handfuls of jobs all across this blessed land, which will all grow and produce magic beanstalks for us to climb to the stars!

Me: Not interested.

Mitt: (mumbles) Lazy bastard.

my friend lance made a good facebook holiday thing

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1105_10151259254167287_1776549527_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/423125_471524109557946_2085276299_n.jpg

that is pretty perfect.

especially for right-wing craziness, they're usually so tone-deaf.

With Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap in the back

http://i.imgur.com/FATPK.jpg

I feel like a good folkscolloquialism could come out of all this, like "I saw sasquatch, I did! I ain't just spitting glittery jizz."

― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:40 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you meant to say "forks" and not "folks" right

ok, laughed at that one

xp

Those right-wing conspiracy images always have a really distinct look to them. Is it the same person making them all? Also, is that Derek Smalls in the background?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/486247_10151151687745197_1633247483_n.jpg

someone on my feed is sharing a whole bunch of these things.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46041_10151151376145197_1246271942_n.jpg

jaylenoisfreedom.com/hades/submit-to-leno-you-are-at-his-lordships-mercy

xp scott, not my best work but I couldn't ignore such an odd and sweet request:

http://i46.tinypic.com/20h0tp1.jpg

I have seen much, much worse

omg

<3

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/302849_10151118397756851_1893031386_n.jpg

I just discovered that someone whose updates I unsubscribed from posted a ton of these:

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/550712_390178134390813_1378676214_n.jpg

St Augustine of Hippo

I don't understand who is saying what in that

I think the hippo is saying everything cos it's a street evangelist or w/e?

^sentences that would have once seemed an impossible dream

hippo is eating grass and facing the wrong way in the first pic, but maybe he's a born-again hippo with a talking bumhole

Or is it the guy walking past who is trying to talk to the hippo about Jesus?

Seriously tho, it's no joke being chased by a hippo, a lot of people get killed by them in Africa. The deadliest (to humans) vertebrate animal by some distance I believe.

anyone who thinks it's the guy talking probably thinks ralph excels at sleeping.

guy is definitely doing the talking in the first pic