why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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ok, laughed at that one

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

xp

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

Those right-wing conspiracy images always have a really distinct look to them. Is it the same person making them all? Also, is that Derek Smalls in the background?

JRN, Thursday, 22 November 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/486247_10151151687745197_1633247483_n.jpg

someone on my feed is sharing a whole bunch of these things.

s.clover, Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

jaylenoisfreedom.com/hades/submit-to-leno-you-are-at-his-lordships-mercy

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

xp scott, not my best work but I couldn't ignore such an odd and sweet request:

http://i46.tinypic.com/20h0tp1.jpg

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link

I have seen much, much worse

mh, Thursday, 22 November 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

omg

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 November 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

I just discovered that someone whose updates I unsubscribed from posted a ton of these:

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/550712_390178134390813_1378676214_n.jpg

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 22 November 2012 09:05 (eleven years ago) link

St Augustine of Hippo

ledge, Thursday, 22 November 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link

I don't understand who is saying what in that

Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 09:58 (eleven years ago) link

I think the hippo is saying everything cos it's a street evangelist or w/e?

Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

^sentences that would have once seemed an impossible dream

Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:27 (eleven years ago) link

hippo is eating grass and facing the wrong way in the first pic, but maybe he's a born-again hippo with a talking bumhole

Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

Or is it the guy walking past who is trying to talk to the hippo about Jesus?

Seriously tho, it's no joke being chased by a hippo, a lot of people get killed by them in Africa. The deadliest (to humans) vertebrate animal by some distance I believe.

Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link

anyone who thinks it's the guy talking probably thinks ralph excels at sleeping.

ledge, Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

guy is definitely doing the talking in the first pic

Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

that is charles hotham btw if you didn't know that already

Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link

I don't get this.

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/602271_378384028912012_947290591_n.jpg

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

kids_these_days.jpg

c sharp major, Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

lmao horses

there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

laugh my horse off

Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

thanks!

scott seward, Thursday, 22 November 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

someone already shared the princegiving picture. its a facebook sensation now.

scott seward, Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

awesome! glad to be of some service in spreading cheer

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

prince i thought U said U were a vegetarian U bastard :(

Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

Seriously tho, it's no joke being chased by a hippo, a lot of people get killed by them in Africa. The deadliest (to humans) vertebrate animal by some distance I believe.

I thought this was the cape buffalo but doing some quick research apparently cape buffalo is just the most deadly of the big 5?

Mordy, Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

horse_ecards

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

ATTN: SELFISH ASSHOLES. NOT JUST TRUE, SO TRUE.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152320452390002&set=a.10152037774755002.896816.227721625001&type=1&theater

qiqing, Thursday, 22 November 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

She was just hangin on for that crappy dinner date, I'm sure.

emilys., Friday, 23 November 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

"massive heart attack"

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 23 November 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

I saw the picture and at first was like, whoa, his wife hooked him up with some old broad, what's the angle?

mh, Friday, 23 November 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/IuPmI.jpg

Planetary alignment that will take place Dec 3, 2012 is dead-on alignment with the Pyramids at Giza. Please SHARE this Rare Opportunity!!!

PLANETS INLINE: MERCURY / VENUS / SATURN

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 23 November 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

mom dinner story is kinda creepy

crüt, Friday, 23 November 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

is that true? It's neat if so xp

Mordy, Friday, 23 November 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

depends on where you stand

Fieri-brand sausages into my and your ready holes (silby), Friday, 23 November 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

it's only happens

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 23 November 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

It's only happens when it rains.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 November 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link

2,737 years to get that macro right and yet they still fuck up the grammar

Albert Crampus (NickB), Friday, 23 November 2012 09:11 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno guys, you smart enough to "get this"?

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Friday, 23 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

GOT IT

mh, Friday, 23 November 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

IDGI :-(

Neil S, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

6

mh, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

6 + 9 = 69
only ppl good at sex and bad at math will get this

there but for the grace of god, go "Wheeeeeeee!" (m bison), Friday, 23 November 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/degg/status/215644856696061952

s.clover, Friday, 23 November 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link


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