why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

need a reverend x / spirit of truth flow chart with ARE YA LAUGHING on it

was unopposed to this and then the twist ending

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556919_486406481392152_858148497_n.jpg

q: who is going to stop me
a: ayn rand

http://gamesprays.com/files/resource_media/preview/somebody-stop-me-5675_preview.jpg
^^ Ayn Rand

http://www.forstudentpower.org/images/ayn-rand-school.jpg

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What if you have appendicitis?

"...And that's what inspired me to become a mime"

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/319088_437073649679624_1172098815_n.jpg

This person sure is sanctimonious for someone who creates Facebook image macros.

can't believe a rich and famous person spent his friday doing something other than sleeping in front of best buy to get a good deal on a tv

i think that was from an ep of himym?

fictional character is even more moral than you real characters

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/405103_10152296036235641_308019920_n.png

i wish there was a sb button on fb

though i would honestly feel bad sb-ing (most of) the people i know who have flakey tendencies. but this is outta control these days. but i guess that means it'll be gone soon.

anonymous = bob marley

the warmest cookie is also the crumbliest

haha i really did lol-substitute bob marley in for anonymous there!

to ease the pain with laughs

p sure it's the best thing ilx came up with in 2012

the warmest cookie is also the crumbliest

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, November 26, 2012 7:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the hardest thugs, the softest hugs

tough love for my fb friends, free love for my sb threads

that is soooooo untrue! that lonely/saddest/damaged one. since when are the loneliest people the kindest? they usually hate everybody. i know i've been there. been there done that with the sad thing too. i didn't exactly light up a room.

depressed people are the most fun --bob marley

i just want a baked potato and someone to share it with - bob marley

as I recall when I was really depressed everybody but me knew i was really depressed and I apparently acted like a terrifying robot person and occasionally screamed at people, but that's kind of like fun and kindness

-- bob marley

i slept all day for months when i was depressed. but i was smiling under the covers.

--blob marley

you know who was kind and had a great smile and who was never depressed or lonely? bob marley. also, the mary jane girls.

http://www.chartstats.com/images/artwork/7050.jpg

why don't these facebook ppl just post bob marley youtubes instead?

Each bob marley song contains multitudes of macroness

the whole world is a macro if u put block letters on it

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/599857_10152312571010271_294436530_n.jpg

I've met more than one numbed-out person who, having been confronted with things they did not want to feel, chose to feel nothing, through frequent application of alcohol, drugs, distractions and denial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFrzkTHP18&feature=youtu.be&t=1m47s

depp quote would be better illustrated w a still from pirates of the caribbean

100x better w stills from Crybaby

Black Friday shopping you say? I DON'T THINK SO. I think I'll BEAT THE GAME 3 times.

Facebook satire™

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/481769_10151153648396275_1856480645_n.jpg

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/68421_10151387831638465_949782793_n.jpg

bob marley

Omniscient, omnipotent, is there nothing Bob 'Macro King' Marley can't do?

Couldn't pour a decent black and tan.

resist the urge to aggressively capitalise

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/481701_500928686595981_651297079_n.jpg

-Bob Marley

No, wait

^pictured: soursop fruit

soursop seeds contain a neurotioxin, annonacin, that causes atypical parkinsons disease

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/29569_4601981898842_875620176_n.jpg

wtf some of these are brilliant

really bad analogies written by a "funny" macro maker