why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

guys i spent some time catching up on Vin Diesel's facebook page today:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/521600_10151332571618313_1450082332_n.jpg

blake @Leemanish
"Here ya go, li'l buddy..." --Vin Diesel, putting a slice of pizza in a book. #VinDieselSunday

blake @Leemanish
"Yo, when does the movie start?!" --Vin Diesel, wearing a hoodie backwards. #VinDieselSunday

blake @Leemanish
"Is this thing on?" --Vin Diesel, holding an avocado. #VinDieselSunday

lol @ moose, vin diesel

Did we do this one yet? Because, um.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/432198_492194540825796_160097768_n.jpg

My screen cut off the last two lines

no girl believes she is beautiful just because some guy tells her she is

fking BARF

No girl believes
She's beautiful
Until a guy comes

no girl FUCK OFF

no girl believes
totalizing gender stereotypes
until a guy comes

♫ coming makes you beautiful ♫

loool

the jpg is too hueg to put right on here but http://www.neovisionproductions.com/2012/how-real-djs-view-the-polls/

it truly is one of the lamest stuffed-toys-in-a-row things I've seen in some time

it'd be funnier if it were funny

Hope that guy gets sued for impersonating a dj.

Yes I'm talking about Steve Aoki LOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHA !!!

What a girl believes... she sees... is always better than nothing

http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/twelve-more-facebook-user-types

http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/the-31-types-of-facebook-users

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/320659_10200126744590512_689260117_n.jpg

idgi

allegedly that guy won the powerball and says that he will give $1m to a random person who shares the photo

also allegedly, it's fake

Oh, ha. Yeah, that's got to be fake. The strange mentality of the chain creator.

Making up chain letter schemes is about on a par with rolling rocks down a hill for amusement.

its def fake, as gawker pointed out numbers on lotto tickets are printed sequentially

why would they be printed secretly

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/534001_10151227169815896_1118006383_n.jpg

Only slightly maudlin on its own – what makes it REALLY funny is that it was shared by an online maker of steampunk accessories.

are their customers really their shareholders tho

You are helping a small boy purchase his first pair of brass welding goggles and a velvet top hat

a small business's shareholders are its owners, assuming it's incorporated

lol joygoat

maybe they shouldve said stakeholders

"excuse me, i bought a latte earlier today, i was wondering if you could run this by the executive board"

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/396234_520986234580680_1240354248_n.jpg

Don't read books, don't eat food

BE REAL
JACK OFF

living authentically requires you to strip naked in the square and yell at people about your feelings

how easy is it now to be a fake philosopher, i want money but don't wanna work an actual job

dont even listen to npr

i like don't even own a radio

http://i.imgur.com/9n4ga.jpg

psst, sorry to interrupt you sir but i'm p sure there's a giant microphone tarantula on yr face

MACHINE ELVES create all my culture

That Terrence McKenna quote is way too ranty, narrow and exclusionary. But I regularly go out into wild, remote places where it is impossible to consume any media other than maybe a book that I stuck in my pack, and I would strongly recommend getting unplugged from the grid for at least a solid week every year, with some one day refreshers thrown in as often as you can. It does change how you look at the world and I think it is ultimately very helpful for one's mental health, once you get over the unaccustomed silence of it.

I agree with that sentiment, but something about reading this thread makes me want to stick quotation marks around, and a textured grayish background under, that paragraph.

Why I am not on Facebook, Reason #22.

So you can read all 20 tips inc. "be patriotic" http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=380125072025551&set=a.109707172400677.5329.100000841840872&type=1&theater

20 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son

1. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.

posted directly underneath a woman and her newborn baby

no

way

what the hell does that even mean