why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

could this be loooove...

before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 3 December 2012 06:35 (eleven years ago) link

Bronies can't tell that reads like sarcasm.

SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 3 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/61357_497880650242264_655316160_n.jpg

I agree with this, but the gray background and sharpie font I think really sell it to those who don't.

Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU HATE GIRLS (wait what?)
THAT HAVE NICE LEGS AND A TAN (ohhhh)

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

as a man you're going to be the one making all the decisions about sex, so be wary of virgins

― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still don't get it though. Never take a girl's viriginity no matter what?

drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/154461_563759976986793_74609194_n.jpg

...and chainsaw some shit up?

before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

oh god i see this came to me from a hometown person via george takei.

before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

awesome

mh, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

one of the best things about these "shares" is scrolling through the literally hundreds of comments alongside all going "so true" or "beautiful" or just "♥"

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

if any of this group of people I am friends with (who are geographically separated) post "I miss your face" on the wall of another yet again I will go crazy and kill

mh, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qH8jN.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

i regret nothing because i want everything

my head hurts

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

sounds like ngt's been getting high on nerd fumes

Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

haha isn't this mystical end of world stuff stupid? everyone knows that the world will end because SCIENCE

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

lol just got in a lil argument abt this guy on fb after a friend had been posting abt how hes her 'favorite scientist' re maya apocalypse

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

if any of this group of people I am friends with (who are geographically separated) post "I miss your face" on the wall of another yet again I will go crazy and kill

― mh, Monday, December 3, 2012 5:34 PM (Yesterday)

^^^^ is it too much to say "i miss you"???

ゑ (clouds), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

My hero Neil deGrasse Tyson once again: "There’s no greater sign of the failure of the American educational system than the extent to which Americans are distracted by the possibility that Earth might end on December 21, 2012. It’s a profound absence of awareness of the laws of physics and how nature works. So they’re missing some science classes in their training in high school or in college that would empower [them] to understand and to judge when someone else is basically just full of it. Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.” On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, June 24, 2009.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

I miss your face = I miss looking at you, but I don't particularly like you

Moodles, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

"i fucking love bourgeois class consciousness"

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

NGT could spend his time debunking the poleshit, the omega wave, planet x and all that but instead he uses his time wail about the fact that people believe this things are possible. Hey buddy, if your not gonna be part of the solution...

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

that was a very badly formed post. I should have put more care into it. I apologize.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

Why does this Tyson LaGrosse guy assume that the world won't end because of astrophysics and not, say, some major malfunction of the LHC or the release of a noxious airborne disease or a reawakening of the Old Ones or whatever. And doesn't he realise that all this 2012 business is considered by almost everyone to be just a bit of fun?

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

yeah those fuckin mayans, what did they know about astronomy??

... wait

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

end of the world meme is fun like pirates, ninjas, zombies, moustaches, bacon

Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

i mean if you're gonna blame anybody for 2012 nonsense your invective should be aimed at terrence mckenna, technopagans, and singularity nerds -- none of whom believe that the prophecied epochal change is really related to astronomy at all

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda blame anybody who deigns to acknowledge it tbh, sorry Mr Tyson

Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

or you could actually critique Western eschatology, instead of playing to some sci-fi nerd version of it where the only man who can predict the course of the Earth-bound asteroid is Neil DeGrasse Tyson

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

why would you blame singularity nerds, nobody thinks the singularity is gonna happen dec 2012

iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

some people are going to believe goofy shit no matter how much science they know. human race isn't some perfect streamlined information vessel. a friend of mine's a science ph.d. and she believes in ... god!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHH MAAAAN!!! what a dum dum!

Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

sorry it just makes me deeply sad and resentful that this guy is hailed as the second coming of Carl Sagan. ugh. just ugh, to all of it.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

yep

Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure NDT was just jokin' around there guys

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

but by all means, let's tear down a guy who's actually trying to bring science knowledge into the mainstream

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

obv he was joking around, but it's the context man ... think of the context!

Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

s1ocki I hate to say it but you sound like a singularity nerd, also why are you racist against mayans

iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

that is not what anybody is talking about tho, people are talking about mayans, it is pretty obv even to singularity folx that the singularity is not gonna happen this month

iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

that explains why I spent half an hour last night trying to upload myself and I woke up hungover and with a broken laptop

mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

why is NDT not more angry about an obscure subset of geeks? because nobody cares. nobody is sharing fb photos like "OMG, singularity, it's happening this month"

xp

iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

cool, we're in the age of technocults. i wonder if one day we'll have a mass suicide of people trying to upload their Life Data to the great harddrive in the sky

Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

I already uploaded my entire consciousness to fb, it constitutes 84 different 'likes'

iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

not bad

Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

One of them is a suggested name for Kate's Baby...

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

went w/ hashtag

iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

i only brought the technopagans up because they're the only people i can even think of who actually BELIEVE something is going down on Dec 21st, because i am not aware of anyone else perpetuating APOCALYPSE HOAXES, who is NDT even mad at, sorry if I think his righteousness in this regard is pointless and self-congratulatory

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

well about half of my fb friends are mayans and they've been going crazy

iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

terrence mckenna lives

mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link


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