OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

http://i46.tinypic.com/2aj29ex.jpg

to be a joke twitter account..

I have my suspicions about this guy: https://twitter.com/Pontifex

bit self involved

http://i.imgur.com/KNCTn.png

doppelganger space lizard accounts

Bento Box XVI

i just got a junk message from someone w/this user description, i am really praying there is some kind of bio-harvesting bot that generated its poetry:

@Javierhjtksb
Award-winning bacon trailblazer. Devoted travel fan. Webaholic. Thinker. Creator. Social media guru. Tv advocate
Kinshasa

omg me too! not the same user tho!

some spam genius must have figured out that those words will get you noticed on twitter hahahaha

lol @ bacon trailblazer

is that an internet thing

it is the whole internet

hoos check the bio of that social media ~thinker~ who used to bug you & see if he's a bacon trailblazer or not

@laurenW4tson follows you

General problem solver. Incurable bacon expert. Twitter junkie. Web advocate. Troublemaker. Musicaholic. Hardcore social media fanatic.

incredible, powerful twenty four hours at @ox_metaphor

https://twitter.com/ox_metaphor/status/283069161473712129

rip carlos

carlos @famouscrab
fellas i like to sit on my hand so it goes numb then it feel like someone else is wiping my tears away

<3

one of the greats rip

weird twitter is spreading http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/01/the-generals-fiction-military_8.html

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3RVV67AMFXP8J/

lmao

http://i56.tinypic.com/jsp0rt.png

so the only link b/t these twitters is they're all fyad dudes basically? the mobutu and brendle guys too iirc

the original crop of them are fyad dudes who followed docevil/@fart to twitter back in 2008 or so when fyad was getting stale, then there's a bunch more people who jumped on later

this @wolfpupy one had me in literal tears the other night:

http://i45.tinypic.com/f4hhmh.jpg

tweet of the year so far

https://twitter.com/tricialockwood/status/289148349003730947

The Paris ReviewVerified ‏@parisreview
@TriciaLockwood Touché.

Patricia Lockwood ‏@TriciaLockwood
@parisreview This is almost as good as the time TJ Maxx responded to me

imna buy her book right now

the thing i love about that tweet is that there are so many ways to get that joke subtly wrong and have it come off forced and dumb. everything about the punctuation, the phrasing, the inflection has to be absolutely right to pull it off.

yes masterful use of punctuation there

Patricia Lockwood ‏@TriciaLockwood
Sext: I am a Dan Brown novel and you do me in my plot-hole. "Wow," I yell in ecstasy, "this makes no sense at all"

haha shes the best

not really a fan of her tweets or extranapkins, a little too effete, but that is totally a moral failing on my part

shes my fav tweeter i think

what happened to @famouscrab?

heard he was working on something better

heard he was working on ::something muffled:: twitter

is val kilmer weird twitter?? https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/292783325494509568

VALibu, California

that's almost exactly like a James Ferraro tweet

Cool Niceman ‏@dogboner
the South Side Mouth Sore Boyz are the shittiest gang of all time. Are they on twitter. fuck them

h/t to JBR, @seinfeld2000 putting in some work

that's JBR?

no, just posted about it

come on admit it

@egg_dog tho

did you catch @seinfeld2000's sfj dig?

the ilxest sentence

WORLDS COLLIDE

Seinfeld Current Day ‏@Seinfeld2000
Gerge (Sasha Frere Joans) write SCATHING review of nu Gotye song in the New Yorkers, it make him feel a bit better abt having a womans name

omg.