Bronies can't tell that reads like sarcasm.
― SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 3 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/61357_497880650242264_655316160_n.jpg
I agree with this, but the gray background and sharpie font I think really sell it to those who don't.
― Bound by Habitrails (J3ff T.), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU HATE GIRLS (wait what?)THAT HAVE NICE LEGS AND A TAN (ohhhh)
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
as a man you're going to be the one making all the decisions about sex, so be wary of virgins
― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I still don't get it though. Never take a girl's viriginity no matter what?
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 December 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/154461_563759976986793_74609194_n.jpg
...and chainsaw some shit up?
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link
oh god i see this came to me from a hometown person via george takei.
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
awesome
― mh, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
one of the best things about these "shares" is scrolling through the literally hundreds of comments alongside all going "so true" or "beautiful" or just "♥"
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
if any of this group of people I am friends with (who are geographically separated) post "I miss your face" on the wall of another yet again I will go crazy and kill
― mh, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qH8jN.jpg
― 乒乓, Monday, 3 December 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
i regret nothing because i want everything
my head hurts
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12627_508292795858403_797181912_n.jpg
"i fucking love science"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
sounds like ngt's been getting high on nerd fumes
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
haha isn't this mystical end of world stuff stupid? everyone knows that the world will end because SCIENCE
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
lol just got in a lil argument abt this guy on fb after a friend had been posting abt how hes her 'favorite scientist' re maya apocalypse
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
― mh, Monday, December 3, 2012 5:34 PM (Yesterday)
^^^^ is it too much to say "i miss you"???
― ゑ (clouds), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link
My hero Neil deGrasse Tyson once again: "There’s no greater sign of the failure of the American educational system than the extent to which Americans are distracted by the possibility that Earth might end on December 21, 2012. It’s a profound absence of awareness of the laws of physics and how nature works. So they’re missing some science classes in their training in high school or in college that would empower [them] to understand and to judge when someone else is basically just full of it. Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.” On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, June 24, 2009.
I miss your face = I miss looking at you, but I don't particularly like you
― Moodles, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
"i fucking love bourgeois class consciousness"
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
NGT could spend his time debunking the poleshit, the omega wave, planet x and all that but instead he uses his time wail about the fact that people believe this things are possible. Hey buddy, if your not gonna be part of the solution...
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
that was a very badly formed post. I should have put more care into it. I apologize.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
Why does this Tyson LaGrosse guy assume that the world won't end because of astrophysics and not, say, some major malfunction of the LHC or the release of a noxious airborne disease or a reawakening of the Old Ones or whatever. And doesn't he realise that all this 2012 business is considered by almost everyone to be just a bit of fun?
― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
yeah those fuckin mayans, what did they know about astronomy??
... wait
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
end of the world meme is fun like pirates, ninjas, zombies, moustaches, bacon
― Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
i mean if you're gonna blame anybody for 2012 nonsense your invective should be aimed at terrence mckenna, technopagans, and singularity nerds -- none of whom believe that the prophecied epochal change is really related to astronomy at all
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
i kinda blame anybody who deigns to acknowledge it tbh, sorry Mr Tyson
― Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
or you could actually critique Western eschatology, instead of playing to some sci-fi nerd version of it where the only man who can predict the course of the Earth-bound asteroid is Neil DeGrasse Tyson
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
why would you blame singularity nerds, nobody thinks the singularity is gonna happen dec 2012
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
some people are going to believe goofy shit no matter how much science they know. human race isn't some perfect streamlined information vessel. a friend of mine's a science ph.d. and she believes in ... god!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHH MAAAAN!!! what a dum dum!
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
sorry it just makes me deeply sad and resentful that this guy is hailed as the second coming of Carl Sagan. ugh. just ugh, to all of it.
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
yep
― Fortuné's Old Albion Englishness (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/154465_392314064180208_1419044002_n.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure NDT was just jokin' around there guys
but by all means, let's tear down a guy who's actually trying to bring science knowledge into the mainstream
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
obv he was joking around, but it's the context man ... think of the context!
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
s1ocki I hate to say it but you sound like a singularity nerd, also why are you racist against mayans
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
iatee:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4oV_Z-c0e0
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
that is not what anybody is talking about tho, people are talking about mayans, it is pretty obv even to singularity folx that the singularity is not gonna happen this month
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
that explains why I spent half an hour last night trying to upload myself and I woke up hungover and with a broken laptop
― mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
why is NDT not more angry about an obscure subset of geeks? because nobody cares. nobody is sharing fb photos like "OMG, singularity, it's happening this month"
xp
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
cool, we're in the age of technocults. i wonder if one day we'll have a mass suicide of people trying to upload their Life Data to the great harddrive in the sky
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
I already uploaded my entire consciousness to fb, it constitutes 84 different 'likes'
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
not bad
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
One of them is a suggested name for Kate's Baby...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
went w/ hashtag
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link
i only brought the technopagans up because they're the only people i can even think of who actually BELIEVE something is going down on Dec 21st, because i am not aware of anyone else perpetuating APOCALYPSE HOAXES, who is NDT even mad at, sorry if I think his righteousness in this regard is pointless and self-congratulatory
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
well about half of my fb friends are mayans and they've been going crazy
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
terrence mckenna lives
― mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
if i see another fb post from my mayan friends saying https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzJm2fs25XoV2KqjryGxrE4iGrtpK0IwEY-Rv1JBg9M9fANqUq i will freak
― ゑ (clouds), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
surprised there hasn't already been a thread 'annoying things your mayan friends do all the time'
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link