Was pretty sad to find out that on Money Trees off Good Kid Maad City, "Dolla Mike" had not just fucked my main bitch.
― Andrew W, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
When I was little and I would listen to "All I Really Want" I thought Alanis was singing "The conflicts, the craziness, and the sound of credenzas falling all around"
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
That's actually how I learned what a credenza was
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
Humpty Dance
"I'm sick with this, straight gangsta mack"
as
"I'm sick with this, straight 'gainst the max"
and in fact, used to describe things as "straight 'gainst the max" as a term of derision.
― how's life, Sunday, 17 March 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
u should bring it back
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
creepin on the comeup:
"Stocking cat food, plotting jack moves"
still not sure the actual lyric, but i like the image of bizzy working in a pet store...
.
― m0stlyClean, Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIZJfUmhNcQ
Dusky's "Nobody Else" is one of my favorite tracks of the year, slightly mitigated when my daughter asked if they're singing, "No body....no body hair."
― bendy, Sunday, 17 March 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
eating dick with janus, jeanie, and george harrison
― Spectrum, Monday, 1 April 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
hey-e-ey bud or amstel light?
("alive," PJ)
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
When I was a kid I always heard that Dire Straits song as 'money for nothing and your chips for free'. I mean, who's gonna turn down free chips? I'll take mine with salt and loads of vinegar, thanks.
― wronger than 100 geir posts (MacDara), Friday, January 21, 2011 10:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
when I was a kid I was convinced it was "money for nothing and your checks for free."
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 July 2013 05:08 (ten years ago) link
me too!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 06:12 (ten years ago) link
I'm not talk bout my linenand I don't want to change your blinds
(I'd Really Love To See You Tonight)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 06:15 (ten years ago) link
True story: until two months ago, my wife thought this song was called 'Burn to Death'
—ArchCarrier in the Motown discussion thread
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 20 July 2013 06:20 (ten years ago) link
re: The Four Tops' "Bernadette"
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 20 July 2013 06:21 (ten years ago) link
when i was a kid i thought ac/dc's "dirty deeds" took place "in a dunder jeep."
― pass-ag caglia (get bent), Saturday, 20 July 2013 08:31 (ten years ago) link
<3
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 July 2013 08:32 (ten years ago) link
i just googled "dunder jeep" and apparently this is a common misconception.
― pass-ag caglia (get bent), Saturday, 20 July 2013 08:33 (ten years ago) link
how else does crocodile dundee offroad through the outback?
― pass-ag caglia (get bent), Saturday, 20 July 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link
Until 2001, I thought it was "dirty deeds and the dunder cheek," which didn't make sense, but it I figured it was some kind of Australian slang, like, "Crikey, you really bollocksed up that bloomin' onion, you dunder cheek."
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Saturday, 20 July 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link
Used to mishear "rockin in Atlanta at Tattletails" as "rockin in Atlanta at the tidal table" in Motley Crue's Girls, Girls, Girls. Somewhere along the line I glanced at a map and discovered that Atlanta was not a seaside community.
― how's life, Sunday, 4 August 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link
Is there not a specific misheard rap lyrics thread? anyway in the intro of Shook Ones part II it sounds like Mob Deep gives a shot out "to all my real n_gg_s who aint got no fillings" and i'm now fantasizing about a remake of this song which is all about dental health.
― dsb, Friday, 9 August 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link
Enter Sandman: 'Eggs to-night / It's your di-eet!'
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link
In Aladdin Sane I misheard "Paris or maybe hell" as "Paris or maybe Hull" for ages, which is much better IMO.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 19 September 2013 13:04 (ten years ago) link
Woah, just looked this thread up to post some misheard Bowie!
African Night Flight:
One of these days/One of these days/Gotta get a boyfriend one of these days
― how's life, Thursday, 19 September 2013 13:08 (ten years ago) link
Well Hull is where the Spiders from Mars were all from, so are you sure he isn't singing that?
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 September 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
When I was a kid, I heard the first line of Peace Sells as:
What do you mean I don't believe in God / Tu-tu Mary Lee?
― how's life, Friday, 1 November 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
I wouldn't say I was convinced it was correct, but I have been hearing "infinity" as "in Tennessee" in Infinity Ink's "Infinity" (the artist and title of which I just discovered).
― _Rudipherous_, Sunday, 29 December 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
real lyric: "The greater is the beauty"
misheard lyric: "february is the s.a.t.'s."
-- stereolab, Pack Yr Romantic Mind
― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 18 January 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link
For years, I thought Billy Joel was singing "rock and roll's a color war and I can't take it anymore." I was so disappointed to learn that he was really singing, "rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore."
― Ex Slacker, Sunday, 19 January 2014 19:12 (ten years ago) link
Overheard my gf singing to herself this evening:
"Why do boats suddenly appear/Every time you are near?"
― a man with legs made of sausages - that's not real! (seandalai), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link
"He screams in the night / Ice cream in the day"-Laura Marling "Night After Night"
― Being (rattled), Monday, 27 January 2014 00:55 (ten years ago) link
Hold on to the nightHold on to the mammaries
Richard Marx, Hold on to the Night
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 January 2014 01:00 (ten years ago) link
it really does sound like he's saying mammaries
my mom always said the same thing!
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 27 January 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link
First line from The Shy Retirer:
"Another blue-haired desk girl"
― epistantophus, Monday, 27 January 2014 01:32 (ten years ago) link
I misheard (and probably still do) tons of lines from Springsteen's thickly-accented & slapback-heavy "Johnny 99" vocal, but the one that made me pause & wonder abt my own subconscious was "Down in the part of town where when you hit her at night, you don't stop"
― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 February 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link
(for "... when you hit a red light, you don't stop"—which suggests pretty much the same thing, albeit in a much less chilling manner)
― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 February 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link
almost posted that to this thread instead
― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 February 2014 17:26 (ten years ago) link
The opening line of the second verse of YG's Left Right is obviously 'I'm a pirate / she's a tourist' and... I think I get it?
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 12:43 (ten years ago) link
From "Lisztomania":
Ending this love for gentlemen onlyYou can have a cannoliNow that you're lonelyGoogle it google it google it google it google it google it google it
― poopsites attract (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link
from green earrings by steely dan
"the rings of randy's eyes"
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Monday, 9 June 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link
Lol
― how's life, Monday, 9 June 2014 10:18 (nine years ago) link
I always hear "I'm nodding my head like yeah" from "Party in the U.S.A." as "I'm not in my head like yeah, which is really fitting for a song about escaping a panic attack.
― Evan R, Monday, 9 June 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
"the rings of randy's eyes" is so believable tho, good line for "everyone's gone to the movies"
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Monday, 9 June 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
because my hatred of the band Train cannot be confined to one thread: I recently heard their song "If It's Love" for the first time, and, at a certain point in the song, I was *sure* I must have badly misheard the word 'kingdom'... but nope! it turns out the dude really was singing:
Can't be a queen beeWithout a bee-throne
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 06:33 (nine years ago) link
(sorry if that was unclear--I think we need a catchy neologism to refer to "no way is the actual lyric that terrible" double-reverse mishearing, especially if the band Train is going to continue making hit songs for another decade)
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 06:35 (nine years ago) link
Elvis - Burning Love : 'I missed my turn to smoke / but I feel fine'
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 06:43 (nine years ago) link
Not misheard but I've been going round singing 'You to me are everything / A Swedish song that I can't sing / Oh baby'
― 3kDk (dog latin), Thursday, 26 June 2014 09:59 (nine years ago) link
When I was a kid, I heard the first line of Peace Sells as:What do you mean I don't believe in God / Tu-tu Mary Lee?― how's life, Friday, November 1, 2013 11:50 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― how's life, Friday, November 1, 2013 11:50 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Just listening to this again and also:
What do you mean I don't support your sister?/I go to court when I have to.
― how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 08:36 (nine years ago) link
tell them n*ggas free miccio
― lool at the herrlich (wins), Sunday, 5 October 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link