why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

it's almost as if a transit lobby and a concert hall are spaces well-designed for their specific human purpose! purposes that people perceive correctly, as they do with their own needs and interests of the moment!

and yes "most intricate piece ev0r" is not good busker jams. i bet if he whipped through bach's greatest hits he'd have upped his take a little

we hung this van gogh by the side of the highway and lets see what happened

― lag∞n, Friday, December 7, 2012 3:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha my versh of this was "we set up the stage of bayreuth in the middle of i-80, and, my god, people just drove right the fuck through it. not even lohengrin is a match for americans' need for speed."

Or just Joshua Bell playing everywhere. "I really appreciating what you're doing, Joshua, but my kids have to wash up and get ready for school, and I have to take a monster crap."

"Hey Mr. Pulitzer, have you heard of a little thing called false equivalencies?"

it's funny because if the metro train were to smash into one of Joshua Bell's concerts everyone would take notice of it.

makes u think

headline would read "JOSH BELL PULLS TRAIN"

wake up, sheeple life moves pretty fast if you don't catch it -- ferris bueller.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/198408_552040774810507_1431376204_n.jpg

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lmao @ hippies

lol

also gtfo with this "a tomato has four chambers" isht

goole otm with bananadick

I may have already posted this to this thread but shit like this is really the worst:

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THE WORLD OF TRUE EMOTIONS

"an avocado looks vaguely like an old, shriveled breast and is high in monosaturated fats, which aid against post-menopausal breast cancer"

Hmmm

it's awesome that neurons kinda look like galaxy clusters

BEHOLD... THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE

I'm pretty sure neither neurons nor galaxy clusters actually glow purple.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/84117_o.gif

xpost lmao gr80

The word "avocado" comes from the Spanish aguacate which in turn comes from the Nahuatl word āhuacatl [aː'wakat͡ɬ] (testicle, a reference to the shape of the fruit).

dammit Crabbits I am eating guacamole right now

I was going to do a scrotum reference but the health info behind avocados didn't support it

people who regularly check the ripeness of avocados are better at checking for testicular cancer

broccoli tastes like ass and looks like a tree

COINCIDENCE?

I think not.

avocados contain acetogenins that help your body maintain a tough, leathery scrotum

god's pharmacy

Apropos of nothing, you can always tell when it's a Friday afternoon on ILX.

Pretty sure the "electron" is actually a plasma ball. Either that, or WHERE ARE THE PLASMA BALLS, MANG?

In God's pharmacy.

OTM re: friday afternoon ilx

Dear Mr. President:

During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive Shiny gold t
ooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensive
Brand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a new cellular telephone equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.

While glancing over her Patient chart, I happened to notice that her payer status was listed as "Medicaid"! During my examination of her, the patient informed me that she smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and somehow still has money to buy pretzels and beer.

And, you and our Congress expect me to pay for this woman's health care?
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I contend that our nation's "health care crisis" is not the result of a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. Rather, it is the result of a "crisis of culture", a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on luxuries and vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance.

It is a culture based on the irresponsible credo that "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me". Once you fix this "culture crisis" that rewards irresponsibility and dependency, you'll be amazed at how quickly our nation's health care difficulties will disappear.

Respectfully,
STARNER JONES, MD

tear that dude in half from his asshole to his neck

equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.

i guess the R&B ones are more expensive, huh

just in case you didnt get that they were black

pretzels and beer???

"doctor please help, i'm in the hospital because of too much pretzels and beer"

"looks like you've got a case of pretzels and beeritis, [secretly wealthy black woman]"

old

But genuine..

That's a Nat King Cole song, innit?

the girl who posted it was like OMG SO TRUE! AND PPL WHO BUY CANDY W/ FOODSTAMPS TOO

deleted her

"I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me"

You work in a HOSPITAL! Your job is always taking care of people!

i wish all the secret libertarian dbags in my life wd be less secretive so i can tell them to fuck off forever

http://i.imgur.com/kShCE.png

science

lol

haha that is horrifying

the lungs are docking and the kidney is squee fucking the liver

that's the liver on top of maybe some kind of fucked up pancreas imo

organsorgies keep us alive