why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

avocados contain acetogenins that help your body maintain a tough, leathery scrotum

god's pharmacy

Apropos of nothing, you can always tell when it's a Friday afternoon on ILX.

Pretty sure the "electron" is actually a plasma ball. Either that, or WHERE ARE THE PLASMA BALLS, MANG?

In God's pharmacy.

OTM re: friday afternoon ilx

Dear Mr. President:

During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive Shiny gold t
ooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensive
Brand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a new cellular telephone equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.

While glancing over her Patient chart, I happened to notice that her payer status was listed as "Medicaid"! During my examination of her, the patient informed me that she smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and somehow still has money to buy pretzels and beer.

And, you and our Congress expect me to pay for this woman's health care?
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/148284_4319397658046_1265753108_n.jpg

I contend that our nation's "health care crisis" is not the result of a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. Rather, it is the result of a "crisis of culture", a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on luxuries and vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance.

It is a culture based on the irresponsible credo that "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me". Once you fix this "culture crisis" that rewards irresponsibility and dependency, you'll be amazed at how quickly our nation's health care difficulties will disappear.

Respectfully,
STARNER JONES, MD

tear that dude in half from his asshole to his neck

equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.

i guess the R&B ones are more expensive, huh

just in case you didnt get that they were black

pretzels and beer???

"doctor please help, i'm in the hospital because of too much pretzels and beer"

"looks like you've got a case of pretzels and beeritis, [secretly wealthy black woman]"

old

But genuine..

That's a Nat King Cole song, innit?

the girl who posted it was like OMG SO TRUE! AND PPL WHO BUY CANDY W/ FOODSTAMPS TOO

deleted her

"I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me"

You work in a HOSPITAL! Your job is always taking care of people!

i wish all the secret libertarian dbags in my life wd be less secretive so i can tell them to fuck off forever

http://i.imgur.com/kShCE.png

science

lol

haha that is horrifying

the lungs are docking and the kidney is squee fucking the liver

that's the liver on top of maybe some kind of fucked up pancreas imo

organsorgies keep us alive

stomach on the bottom, surely.

my stomach is a power bottom

has this been posted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y_ZmM7zPLyI

feel like this belongs in here re that terrible web comic the oatmeal http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackstuef/the-secrets-of-the-internets-most-beloved-viral-m

there's like 3 ppls walls that i've resisted posting that to.

if i see one more of you fuckers post that "she's lost control" thing i am unfriending EVERYONE

aw c'mon, it was quite funny the first time.

Inman is also a fitness buff. Though he draws himself on The Oatmeal as a blob of a man, he’s actually young and attractive. Inman has said he draws himself that way because attractive, detailed characters are less “relatable” for his audience.

In an interview with Men’s Health Singapore, he detailed some of his running feats, including completing an ultra-marathon of 50 miles, and explained why he doesn’t draw comics about a subject that interests him so deeply.

“I would love to make a comic about ultra running,” Inman said. “But not many people can say, ‘Oh, yeah, I totally know what that feels like, running a hundred miles.’ Similarly, I wanted to make a comic about snowboarding because I love snowboarding. But I don’t know if enough of my readers will get it. So I try to limit my comics to the stuff on everybody’s frequency.”

Men's Health Singapore?

did u run 50 or 100 miles oatmeal

that was the telltale tic of the pathological self-aggrandizer

actually young and attractive

"okay fine I walked 2 miles to Subway, jogging occasionally. JEEZ."

actually wearing a tshirt over a button down

actually limited by everybody's frequency

Oatmeal guy responds:

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/jack_stuef

plse to destroy the internet

"i'd like to spend a few moments being a tool to help you better understand why i am not a tool"

u madd oatmeal

dr but it's worth it to scroll down to the palin comic

it must be very stressful, having your personal brand linked to such an awful unreadable font

it is funny how savvy this guy is without having any clue how to act or represent himself on the internet. he seems to have grasped the raw mechanics of web interaction to a remarkable degree while completely failing to understand the social aspects. there must be some kind syndrome or disorder that this would fit neatly into, but i have to admit, i just can't put my finger on it.

ha yes

lol

http://i.imgur.com/lrDOR.png

haha

u+k:
http://i.imgur.com/hgrMS.png

cool beef bros