Dear Mr. President:
During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive Shiny gold tooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensiveBrand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a new cellular telephone equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.
While glancing over her Patient chart, I happened to notice that her payer status was listed as "Medicaid"! During my examination of her, the patient informed me that she smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and somehow still has money to buy pretzels and beer.
And, you and our Congress expect me to pay for this woman's health care?https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/148284_4319397658046_1265753108_n.jpg
I contend that our nation's "health care crisis" is not the result of a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. Rather, it is the result of a "crisis of culture", a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on luxuries and vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance.
It is a culture based on the irresponsible credo that "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me". Once you fix this "culture crisis" that rewards irresponsibility and dependency, you'll be amazed at how quickly our nation's health care difficulties will disappear.
Respectfully,STARNER JONES, MD
― sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
tear that dude in half from his asshole to his neck
― she was giving it to two friends ...Aaay! (crüt), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:31 (eleven years ago) link
equipped with a popular R&B ringtone.
i guess the R&B ones are more expensive, huh
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 December 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
just in case you didnt get that they were black
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:10 (eleven years ago) link
pretzels and beer???
― j., Saturday, 8 December 2012 06:41 (eleven years ago) link
"doctor please help, i'm in the hospital because of too much pretzels and beer"
"looks like you've got a case of pretzels and beeritis, [secretly wealthy black woman]"
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 December 2012 07:03 (eleven years ago) link
old
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 December 2012 07:19 (eleven years ago) link
But genuine..
That's a Nat King Cole song, innit?
― Mark G, Saturday, 8 December 2012 08:57 (eleven years ago) link
the girl who posted it was like OMG SO TRUE! AND PPL WHO BUY CANDY W/ FOODSTAMPS TOO
deleted her
― sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
"I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me"
You work in a HOSPITAL! Your job is always taking care of people!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 8 December 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
i wish all the secret libertarian dbags in my life wd be less secretive so i can tell them to fuck off forever
― sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kShCE.png
science
― lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― she was giving it to two friends ...Aaay! (crüt), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link
haha that is horrifying
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
the lungs are docking and the kidney is squee fucking the liver
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
that's the liver on top of maybe some kind of fucked up pancreas imo
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
organsorgies keep us alive
― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
stomach on the bottom, surely.
― nickn, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
my stomach is a power bottom
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Saturday, 8 December 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
has this been posted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y_ZmM7zPLyI
― flopson, Sunday, 9 December 2012 07:08 (eleven years ago) link
feel like this belongs in here re that terrible web comic the oatmeal http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackstuef/the-secrets-of-the-internets-most-beloved-viral-m
― lag∞n, Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
there's like 3 ppls walls that i've resisted posting that to.
― s.clover, Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
if i see one more of you fuckers post that "she's lost control" thing i am unfriending EVERYONE
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Sunday, 9 December 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
aw c'mon, it was quite funny the first time.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 10 December 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link
Inman is also a fitness buff. Though he draws himself on The Oatmeal as a blob of a man, he’s actually young and attractive. Inman has said he draws himself that way because attractive, detailed characters are less “relatable” for his audience.
In an interview with Men’s Health Singapore, he detailed some of his running feats, including completing an ultra-marathon of 50 miles, and explained why he doesn’t draw comics about a subject that interests him so deeply.
“I would love to make a comic about ultra running,” Inman said. “But not many people can say, ‘Oh, yeah, I totally know what that feels like, running a hundred miles.’ Similarly, I wanted to make a comic about snowboarding because I love snowboarding. But I don’t know if enough of my readers will get it. So I try to limit my comics to the stuff on everybody’s frequency.”
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
Men's Health Singapore?
did u run 50 or 100 miles oatmeal
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
that was the telltale tic of the pathological self-aggrandizer
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
actually young and attractive
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
"okay fine I walked 2 miles to Subway, jogging occasionally. JEEZ."
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
actually wearing a tshirt over a button down
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
actually limited by everybody's frequency
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
Oatmeal guy responds:
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/jack_stuef
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 10 December 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
plse to destroy the internet
― Neil S, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
"i'd like to spend a few moments being a tool to help you better understand why i am not a tool"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
u madd oatmeal
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
dr but it's worth it to scroll down to the palin comic
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
it must be very stressful, having your personal brand linked to such an awful unreadable font
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
it is funny how savvy this guy is without having any clue how to act or represent himself on the internet. he seems to have grasped the raw mechanics of web interaction to a remarkable degree while completely failing to understand the social aspects. there must be some kind syndrome or disorder that this would fit neatly into, but i have to admit, i just can't put my finger on it.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
ha yes
― lag∞n, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
― max, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/lrDOR.png
haha
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
u+k:http://i.imgur.com/hgrMS.png
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
cool beef bros
― before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link
the song is called "believe" jeez
― horse motivator (clouds), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, December 10, 2012 3:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he reminds me of "mom" from futurama, like he's this horrible asshole but aww look at that font!
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
dude could stand to cram a bastard in it
― boo-hoo-ty sapperticker (electricsound), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link
Did the guy from Buzzfeed really just make up a whole bunch of shit about the guy being a republican and having a kid, though? That is pretty lame.
― mh, Monday, 10 December 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
that part is pretty crazy
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 10 December 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
using a sketchy social media profile from some weird networking site that happens to have the word "oatmeal" in it is pretty weak
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link