why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

has this been posted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y_ZmM7zPLyI

feel like this belongs in here re that terrible web comic the oatmeal http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackstuef/the-secrets-of-the-internets-most-beloved-viral-m

there's like 3 ppls walls that i've resisted posting that to.

if i see one more of you fuckers post that "she's lost control" thing i am unfriending EVERYONE

aw c'mon, it was quite funny the first time.

Inman is also a fitness buff. Though he draws himself on The Oatmeal as a blob of a man, he’s actually young and attractive. Inman has said he draws himself that way because attractive, detailed characters are less “relatable” for his audience.

In an interview with Men’s Health Singapore, he detailed some of his running feats, including completing an ultra-marathon of 50 miles, and explained why he doesn’t draw comics about a subject that interests him so deeply.

“I would love to make a comic about ultra running,” Inman said. “But not many people can say, ‘Oh, yeah, I totally know what that feels like, running a hundred miles.’ Similarly, I wanted to make a comic about snowboarding because I love snowboarding. But I don’t know if enough of my readers will get it. So I try to limit my comics to the stuff on everybody’s frequency.”

Men's Health Singapore?

did u run 50 or 100 miles oatmeal

that was the telltale tic of the pathological self-aggrandizer

actually young and attractive

"okay fine I walked 2 miles to Subway, jogging occasionally. JEEZ."

actually wearing a tshirt over a button down

actually limited by everybody's frequency

Oatmeal guy responds:

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/jack_stuef

plse to destroy the internet

"i'd like to spend a few moments being a tool to help you better understand why i am not a tool"

u madd oatmeal

dr but it's worth it to scroll down to the palin comic

it must be very stressful, having your personal brand linked to such an awful unreadable font

it is funny how savvy this guy is without having any clue how to act or represent himself on the internet. he seems to have grasped the raw mechanics of web interaction to a remarkable degree while completely failing to understand the social aspects. there must be some kind syndrome or disorder that this would fit neatly into, but i have to admit, i just can't put my finger on it.

ha yes

lol

http://i.imgur.com/lrDOR.png

haha

u+k:
http://i.imgur.com/hgrMS.png

cool beef bros

the song is called "believe" jeez

it must be very stressful, having your personal brand linked to such an awful unreadable font

― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, December 10, 2012 3:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he reminds me of "mom" from futurama, like he's this horrible asshole but aww look at that font!

dude could stand to cram a bastard in it

Did the guy from Buzzfeed really just make up a whole bunch of shit about the guy being a republican and having a kid, though? That is pretty lame.

that part is pretty crazy

using a sketchy social media profile from some weird networking site that happens to have the word "oatmeal" in it is pretty weak

but it also says "matthew" so it has to be him

on the other hand this is otm

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/366364/Screenshots/z8cg.png

lol

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/403107_510222765677841_2111069962_n.jpg

u_u

Bit of a nob? ... Sit on a roof

horny? ... sex it

Missing somebody? ...Visit their grave
Wanna meet up? ...Visit their grave
Wanna be understood? ...Visit their grave
Have questions? ...Visit their grave

Dig up their grave, surely

honestly my answer to all of those dilemmas is: EAT

or drink

or both

there;s not much that can't be solved by EAT

maybe hunger strikes

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=123

honestly my answer to all of those dilemmas is: EAT

Eat is my solution to everything.

Particularly when Bugles are involved.

oh, bugles

*sigh*

I fill them with aerosol cheese (ideally, cheddar 'n' bacon, but any variety will do). It is -- and I don't say this lightly -- the shiznit.

if I did that even just one time, they would have to cut me out of my own house with a sawsall

Yeah, my cholesterol is somewhere in the low-1000s.