why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

actually limited by everybody's frequency

Oatmeal guy responds:

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/jack_stuef

plse to destroy the internet

"i'd like to spend a few moments being a tool to help you better understand why i am not a tool"

u madd oatmeal

dr but it's worth it to scroll down to the palin comic

it must be very stressful, having your personal brand linked to such an awful unreadable font

it is funny how savvy this guy is without having any clue how to act or represent himself on the internet. he seems to have grasped the raw mechanics of web interaction to a remarkable degree while completely failing to understand the social aspects. there must be some kind syndrome or disorder that this would fit neatly into, but i have to admit, i just can't put my finger on it.

ha yes

lol

http://i.imgur.com/lrDOR.png

haha

u+k:
http://i.imgur.com/hgrMS.png

cool beef bros

the song is called "believe" jeez

it must be very stressful, having your personal brand linked to such an awful unreadable font

― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, December 10, 2012 3:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he reminds me of "mom" from futurama, like he's this horrible asshole but aww look at that font!

dude could stand to cram a bastard in it

Did the guy from Buzzfeed really just make up a whole bunch of shit about the guy being a republican and having a kid, though? That is pretty lame.

that part is pretty crazy

using a sketchy social media profile from some weird networking site that happens to have the word "oatmeal" in it is pretty weak

but it also says "matthew" so it has to be him

on the other hand this is otm

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/366364/Screenshots/z8cg.png

lol

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/403107_510222765677841_2111069962_n.jpg

u_u

Bit of a nob? ... Sit on a roof

horny? ... sex it

Missing somebody? ...Visit their grave
Wanna meet up? ...Visit their grave
Wanna be understood? ...Visit their grave
Have questions? ...Visit their grave

Dig up their grave, surely

honestly my answer to all of those dilemmas is: EAT

or drink

or both

there;s not much that can't be solved by EAT

maybe hunger strikes

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=123

honestly my answer to all of those dilemmas is: EAT

Eat is my solution to everything.

Particularly when Bugles are involved.

oh, bugles

*sigh*

I fill them with aerosol cheese (ideally, cheddar 'n' bacon, but any variety will do). It is -- and I don't say this lightly -- the shiznit.

if I did that even just one time, they would have to cut me out of my own house with a sawsall

Yeah, my cholesterol is somewhere in the low-1000s.

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/184523_140605806089685_190620694_n.jpg

otm
prolly woulda said rly judgy things abt god for knocking up teenage mary out of wedlock, too

"I guess that's just how kids do things these days" *sigh*

blasphemous Facebook macros

worst Depeche Mode cover ever

maybe i'm reading the wrong bible but i don't remember anything about the three wise men bringing war to earth

Missing somebody? ...Visit their grave
Wanna meet up? ...Visit their grave
Wanna be understood? ...Visit their grave
Have questions? ...Visit their grave

Wanna be starting something? ... Got to be starting something.

lol phil

would have bought useless stinky scented bullshit for the newborn messiah - oh wait

Do newborn babies even eat casserole?

I mean Son of God and all that but c'mon...

newborn baby casserole - don't knock it til you've tried it

- Made a placenta casserole