why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

it's a good thing I'm no longer a mod because the temptation to put in a substitution on certain posters that turns whatever they write into "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" is overwhelming right now

actually I could probably figure out a regex that appended "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" to the end of every post, which would be funnier

I think there are more sports-inclined coworkers I'm going to deal with in the coming year, but I've gone months without really being around people having a sports conversation. Just depends where you go, I guess.

ppppppffffffffffffffff i'm not talking about waking sheeple up or anything, just talking about a perspective in a tongue-in-cheek sorta way. but if that like shocks your square mind, man, that's your deal.

s[</p><p>][WAKE UP SHEEPLE</p><p>]g;
- Bob Marley

LOL great thread

it kind of blew my mind when my sports-nerd office mate and i learned we were both into bay area rap, but of course he's like waaaay nerdier about it and like casually talking about obscure Mac Dre mixtapes from 97 and it's going over my head the same way the last round of MLB trades did

ha! jjjusten, most of these posts have been from people who are kind of into sports.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/walking-sports-database-scorns-walking-scifi-datab,1442/

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some frenchie posted this

haha. they do it in France too???

Start the week off right!

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how can you hug a baby with nuclear arms

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Which of course, would be ridiculous.

where do you think virgins come from?

how can you dance to architecture when dance is architecture

war is terror is mmm

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UNITEDSLAVESOFAMERICA

it's not the most powerful evil in america, but i think all that prisonplanet paranoid truther shit is the most evil thing we have going tbh

Man too bad the original slaves didn't have Photoshop, imagine the minds they could have blown. j/k

They forgot

Lead to no gun control legislation Lead to no gun control legislation

there is also

https://www.facebook.com/unitedslavesofamerika

sorry

https://www.facebook.com/UnitedSlavesOfAmerica

posted on the conspiracy thread
http://www.examiner.com/article/libor-scandal-grows-as-the-fathers-of-two-mass-murderers-were-to-testify

IT'S TROOO OMG LIBOR LIBOR LIBOR TELL YR FRIENDS

the shit these people latch onto is so strange

yeah i love how 'i need to make sense of this tragic event' becomes 'i need to invent my own form of logic to support my batshit theories'

and honestly it's kind of mundane? that's what amuses me.

LIBOR.

really.

And here I was thinking that the conspiracy to come out of this would be that China criticizing American gun control is just a ploy to prepare the ground for a Chinese invasion by getting rid of those pesky gun owners. Or maybe it has. I haven't the stomach to go over to Alex Jones Land.

I also feel terrible for introducing a good friend to Alex Jones a week before the shooting, characterizing him as a sort of a paranoid but oddly endearing eccentric with no real power. Augh.

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if you're gonna smash some memes together better make it look as ugly as possible

'i fucking love science' is gonna be pretty insufferable for the day or two, huh

for the next*

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http://pinterest.com/pin/489414684475441903/

Guys on Modesty is a male perspective Blog on the subject of modesty. We aim to redefine modesty from a negative virtue-a long list of don'ts-to a positive: A way of living that woman aspire to be.

wtf

Eurgh

It's true, men will love all the wrong reasons

a long list of don'ts

a way of living that woman aspire to be

http://www.catholictv.com/_Documents/News/89/cvevert.jpg

Jason Evert has spoken internationally to more than one million people about the virtue of chastity.

^ pic convinces me that he's fronting this whole chastity gig as a pickup line.

that's what I love about modest girls; I keep getting sleazier and they stay the same chasteness

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left wing French baseball fans know how to see games for free

for the whole family

Why'd they put the right on the left and v-v

Oh, that confused me. Based on the position of the pics, I thought it was saying that the right was providing the step stool of true equality.

You gotta have the 'AHA us liberals are so smart' moment.

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lolol

ironic

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justprudethings