Would this only apply to deliberatly badly made ones?
'Calm down dear, its a commercial...'
― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― alix (alix), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:25 (nineteen years ago) link
there's also a column for these in the observer on sundays and they are uniformly bad.
― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 10:37 (nineteen years ago) link
"Dude, there's seven kinds of meat on the grill, two kegs, different sports on every tv, stripper girls shaking their tittehs - it's total MANDEMONIUM!"
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 12:23 (nineteen years ago) link
Carnivorce: the dissolution of a marriage due to one spouse's attempt to eat the other.
― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link
Lynx Effect
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link
Anything involving solemnity, like anti-smoking or NSPCC/whoever awareness campaigns involving big-eyed children, or those police ads with celebrities talking about how they couldn't do the jobs that the police do.
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link
Does that mean buttsex?
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link
Someone who spends all day at work listening to Wiley?
(gets coat)
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link
A healthy little nugget overheard on your FM.
― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link
A series of billboard ads that come in three stages - see recent Channel 4 'Black Friday' campaign or the new Selfridges Sale campaign around town
I'm not familiar with the examples, but isn't this just Burmashave billboards?
― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link
The height of sexual shenanigans.
― Dale the Panopticalist (cprek), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link
Amusing little concidences for those who don't believe in the concept of the uncanny.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link
The product of edutainment.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link
Not really impossible to believe, but totally awesome.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link
"without question" but to the next level
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link
"cartoon summer panties"
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link
A family friend who's great but isn't actually related to you.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link
not good
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
anytime a film director says "hey! look at me!" at no value to the storyline or filmic experience (i.e. speed randomly slowing down and speeding up)
26) shitacular
see craptastic
― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link
The genre of comedy zombie films (cf. zomcom)
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link
figure it out
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link
The umbicle cord, when used in play.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link
falsely assigning numbers to things in a lame attempt to present the image of order
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link
Dangerous, as of Jackass-type activities.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link
the bumhole
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link
To suggest a ridiculously low figure when one is asked to guess the cost of a bargain purchase a friend has made.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Queasily scented rastas.
― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link
Undercover Police Posing As Rastas
― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link
Bakery Unions for Rastas
― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link
Undercover police posing as members of Busted.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link
Dudes with dreadlocks who misunderstand the term "spark up"
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link
Annoying crusties who retire to the countryside to get away from the rasta race and be at one with nature but end up using modern farm machinery because they haven't got a clue how to use a sythe properly.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link
the last two were:Grandfars - distant grandparentsSea-Snide - being grumpy on the beach
i told you they were bad.
― koogs (koogs), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― mzui, Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:29 (nineteen years ago) link
Gradvert - adverts aimed at students getting them to think about the products they'll be buying once they finish college.
E.g.On my first day at uni, I walked into my room to discover lots of leaflets under my door, one of which was an advert for Endsleigh insurance featuring a picture of a pair of jeans and a pair of posh trousers with the slogan "We can still insure you when you swap yr jeans for Yves St Laurent".
― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 29 July 2004 07:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 29 July 2004 08:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huck, Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 August 2004 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link
I remember hearing a guy doing a talk about being an 'imagineer' I wanted to stab that fucker, he was wearing a donald duck tie.
― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Huck, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link