so not gonna happen

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

Also: timed photos, you know as well as i.

Dude - somewhat self-concious. Sitting at the end of the bed. Not turned towards the girls at all.

Middle chick - obv. not uncomfortable. Legs open in comfortable sitting stance - prolly familiar with knocking back a few Millers. Prolly an athlete - sitting position and less-high maintenance hair style the tip-off. Could be down for some Mario Kart.

End chick - keeping athlete chick in-between her and the Griz. Legs crossed and she's leaned over in a classic closed position. Hair clip on wrist says she may be down for dancing later on, but cam dressed to impress. She does not seem impressed by his multi-generational collection of Nintendo games - Original NES, Nintento 64, and Super Nintendo, all in the hizzy.

xpost

Only once they realize the threesome isn't going to happen. (and what teenagers have beards like that?)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 5:25 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

Is this the single most hypocritical thing ever said on ILE? ;)

Do you know them?

WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?

The guy who was assigned to be Dude's roommate for the semester!

"Hey, girls. Let's just go back to my room for a second so that I can pick up something. Besides, Wayne might be there and you two in the same room with him will fucking make his whole life!"

"Oh, [giggle] for cute!"

(we've all been through these situations, haven't we ?).

Or, alternatively;

"Oh [cough] fuck you."

unless the dude really thought he'd bag 'em, or something.

remember the hair metal era?!?

i recall a similar scene when my sister and her friend Alicia visited me my freshman year at college and they smoked pot with me and my friends. incongruous.

he's definitely got something like that on his mind (ergo, the hooters shirt).

that family guy poster definitely hasnt aged a bit

i was talking about ilxor with a friend who has never posted here and he literally brought this podcast up as the primary thing he knew about it. this thread is internet legendary in its reach.

i think that dude is actually more attractive than the two young women. they're the ones who missed out.

― treeship., Monday, March 7, 2022 9:39 PM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wtf was i talking about.

lmao

this is ilx's place in history, this and that thread arguing about "sleep, that's where i'm a viking"

and this (sadly):

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/07/23/r-kelly-ignition-thread_n_7857310.html

what a vital 2015 news story

ilxs real legacy is turning a bunch of posters into professional writers

its funny seeing like the hundredth oral history of something awful and then none of the writers who got their start through ilx ever mention it, a dark industry secret

I thought it turned a bunch of professional writers into posters, tbh.

that too

Jesus if there’s ever an oral history of ilx out there in the discourse I’m taking a month off

By which I mean a month off work so I can be on here 24/7 obv

here's one oral history

Should giving head be generally reciprocal?

On 15 June 2003, someone with the username 'J0hn Darn1elle'

xp looking for a coughdrop history of ILX

lmao

In reality, though, I usually stay on or around the computer. There's a message board I visit--http://www.ilxor.com. It started as a music discussion site but now it's just sort of general-purpose. I shouldn't let anyone know I post there, since I've said so many embarrassing things there over the years, like that Joanna Newsom is a better rapper than Ghostface Killah. That one sticks with me, because, Jesus, who would say something like that? But most of the people who post to the site are really smart and funny, and it can be a good source of stories and videos.

max breaking omerta

I thought it turned a bunch of professional writers into posters, tbh.

― emil.y

i mean i'll say this for ilx, it kept me off 4chan

also kept me off every other discourse site. i don't know if it's a good or bad thing. i expect at some point ilx and every post i made here will disappear, and at that point about three people will know that i was ever on the internet. i'm not sure if that would be the case if i'd been on, like, twitter.

shit, for me, ilx was the gateway to chan.

Radicalized by challops

https://scontent-bos5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/355706068_10161292341292137_7343522686910549487_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=u6u01_Irle4AX9lU6z6&_nc_ht=scontent-bos5-1.xx&oh=00_AfCLOtUeMqqBPQQYjzz_Lyxg2HSx9SNHuvhH0gbZ1_1WoQ&oe=649950F5

:D

perfect

anyway, heres wonderwall...which i wrote

so Noel gonna happen

so not gonna happen, nyt quid/ag edition

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2023/09/10/magazine/10mag-Men-images-03/10mag-Men-images-03-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp

From this article about women outnumbering men in college (this pic is from Tulane)

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/08/magazine/men-college-enrollment.html

I immediately focus on the two faces in the background

so gonna happen

so what. buncha pampered rich white kids.

according to Twitter the green bag costs $3000

Which one is the suicide bomber.

so gonna happen

It's Tulane, of course it's gonna happen.

I can't believe all you guys think it's gonna happen, the guy in the middle has such a perfect expression of "here I am, surrounded by ladies, a ladies' man, who will be my prize tonight" and he's so plainly gonna go home and play PS5 at the end of the night! Or at least that's how it looks to me. Tulane or no Tulane!

The guy in the back with the backwards ballcap, I dunno, maybe has a shot.

BTW one thing I like about this picture is how the woman on the right is basically the same person as the woman on the right in the original picture, except now she's holding a blue phone instead of a blue soda can.

The woman in the original picture could be her mother!

Guy in the middle is gay imo

whoa so what if this is sngh but for the four girls who were like "we were able to scrape up one passably attractive and social dude at tulane so at least one of us will get something going"

The woman in the original picture could be her mother!

― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, September 9, 2023 5:32 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

so not gonna get your daughter into tulane

i'm trying to work out where the young lady on the right keeps her phone

In her hands at all times probably

Dude in the middle is looking in the distance (at someone ?), giving him the appearance of being disinterested. But overall seems to be enjoying the company and maybe positioned himself in the middle. I think the girls are just talking to each other though, not competing for guy. I mean, girl on his left could be the gf, who knows.

things are happening

had the thought the other day that this clip has extreme so not gonna happen energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywlsTbKsl6k

https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2023/11/06/USAT/71470422007-71467834007-gettyimages-1775397905.jpg?width=600&height=900&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp

Is that guy the muscle for that lot? If so, a foiled purse snatching is so not gonna happen.

Little do you know he is the fifth richest man in the world, and those other people are there as decoys.