Porn: Classic or Dud?

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The style is GRATE, just that the essay itself was so full of philobullshit. Amis always takes such fun with debauched pleasures that it's sort of surprising to see him getting so highhanded about porn. Also, he namedrops far too much.

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 10 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

porn needs to be revived as a genre fiction.

anthony, Tuesday, 10 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
any second thoughts anyone?

Pennysong Hanle y, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

six years pass...

"undeniably compelling."

yep. youd think it wouldnt be seeing as it seems to be so easily available now, but it still is. i wonder if there will come a point when porn reaches saturation point and people start to internally revolt against it.

titchyschneiderMk2, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah at some point masturbation will have to lose it's 'cool' image.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I'll quit once I've d/l'ed a terabyte...

snoball, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

touchyschlongerMk2

gershy, Sunday, 18 November 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Off topic, probably, but I just saw John Stagliano's Fashionistas the Show in Vegas and it was pretty amazingly great. The porno it's based on is the only one I own, but the live show was a real work of art, and sexy without even nudity.

I think porn's waiting for an even bigger crossover--a great porn actor who can also act, and directors who actually want actors to act--but it hasn't happened yet. (Though Belladonna could maybe learn some chops.) Still, the Vegas show was some kind of crossover: Into dance and Cirque territory, but really funny, too. And obvioiusly not on the national hipster radar at all...

Pete Scholtes, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

OMG there is a stage show of Fashionistas? MUST SEE.

Abbott, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Though I don't know how they'd fill in things like Bella getting fucked, and other fucking and sex and etc.

Abbott, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Bullshit, porn isn't crossing over, it's colonizing everything else. It doesn't need to cross over to the mainstream; the mainstream is crossing over to it.

Gavin, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

And I'm suprised you never had a night out with yer friends where the one guy brought a dirty movie. I thought that was a pretty much universal experience.

I had that experience with Poison Ivy 2 and three other dudes in 9th grade. It wasn't even a straight up porno, which was kind of disappointing, but things did get heated, and about 3/4 through one of the dudes said "Uh, I have to go to the bathroom" and started laughing really hard, and then was away for about 10 minutes. I wish someone would have instructed us that we should have been drinking Busch Light and trying to make jokes the whole time, because watching it in near silence was really strange.

Z S, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Well sheeeit

Tracer with a before-its-time Wire reference. Nice.

milo z, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

So I've quit porn. Partly because a lot of it is gross and makes sex seem unappealing, partly because I felt it was kind of numbing my sex drive and my imagination, and partly as a kind of experiment to see if it would improve my relationship. In the week since I quit (and told my wife I was quitting), we've had some of the most honest talks we've ever had and begun working on a lot of things we'd been avoiding. Whether that's correlation or causation I don't know. Anyone else ever try quitting?

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link

:'( I've always enjoyed your scenes.

Frogman Henry, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link

ha

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 13:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Was this provoked by yr wife at all? What are her feelings about porn? Does she partake?

libcrypt, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

In the week since I quit (and told my wife I was quitting), we've had some of the most honest talks we've ever had and begun working on a lot of things we'd been avoiding.

How much porn were you consuming?

ENBB, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Yr post makes it seem like loads! Not that that would be bad, of course. Just wondering.

ENBB, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

one of my bros did because his wife haaaaated it.

Jordan, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

The policy at my house is essentially don't ask, don't tell, and be sure to cover your tracks.

jaymc, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

lol clear history

jhøshea, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

HAHA!

carne asada, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate porn, it's boring and gross. Of course I watch it but still.

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Although my favorite was when I was ctrl-F'ing an ILX thread for "anal cunt," and then the next day my girlfriend said there was something she wanted to talk to me about.

jaymc, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

anal cunt?

gff, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

hah! did you have to show her on the internet how its a band

jhøshea, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

my friend's brother saw me reading kenan's "flaccid penis but hard at root" thread and was all O_O

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Ctrl F thing is hysterical

ENBB, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I wish I had remained in the dark regarding Kenan's flacid penis post. :-(

ENBB, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I texted my friend offering him a blowjob if he would lend me his VB reference. Went to my brother-in-law by accident.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

My penis is very root with me. What should I do?

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

when you clear your history it is 934754 times more obvious what you've been up to!

bell_labs, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Hello.

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

xp Yeah, there's more to it than that.

jaymc, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I'll quit once I've d/l'ed a terabyte...

-- snoball, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:38 (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

I've actually exceeded that now. I still d/l, but the desire to do so is waning.

snoball, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

safari has a porn specific feature called private browsing

jhøshea, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

private browsing!

carne asada, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

love it!

carne asada, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

haha wow

as a 12-14 y/o i mastered the art of selective history cleansing

deeznuts, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know, i'm not gonna check my history normally, but it's obvious when it just disappears. also i don't care as long as it's not something really lame.

bell_labs, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i believe many girls would think standard porn is 'really lame'

deej, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Stuff like 'redhead shemale' searches are just amusing.

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link

http://images.salon.com/ent/feature/2006/11/15/townsend/story.jpg
"its for research purposes"

deej, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link

What pr0n did you ditch exactly, Hurting?

a) 60s/70s sweet innocent (and hairy) porn
b) 90s/00s (eg. nowadays) porn which is bling/hardcore/plastic surgery/emotionless
c) youporn/redtube and the likes: amateur porn

If it's b), I can understand, totally. It's gross and a waste of time. As for a) and sometimes c) as well, it's not gross at all to me, but can be fun/arousing/interesting, stimulating the imagination more than killing it. Not just for me alone, it can be an interesting topic of discussion with my girl.
Do the good talks you've had with your partner after your decision include porn itself? Did you talk about this with him/her? Or was it the abandonment of porn that spawned a somewhat 'purified' feeling? Question being: is it, or was it ever, debatable?

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link

also i don't care as long as it's not something really lame.

i want to know what qualifies as really lame

max, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/savage_11.jpg

Abbott, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

haha yes

that a/b/c breakdown is totally otm.

also Hurting I congratulate you on your honesty.

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Le Bateau Ivre, you missed out 80's porn.

snoball, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I think the magazine I edited from 2000-2005 (yes, I was making pornography on 9/11) is still extant. But I haven't been in a Hudson News in a while so I'm not 100% sure.


Did your magazine make an editorial statement? “The team here at Pissdrinkers Magazine is absolutely heartbroken by the attacks…”

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 October 2023 14:43 (six months ago) link

"... They hate our freedom to splooge in the privacy of our homes, whenever we want."

nickn, Monday, 16 October 2023 16:27 (six months ago) link

five months pass...

That would mean not only sites like Reddit and Twitter would have to verify everyone’s age and identity, and expose visitors to government surveillance, but also sites like Wikipedia, eBay, Amazon and Google.

But consumers hate it, and it’s wildly expensive. So the end result pic.twitter.com/ezKyO4J91U

— Mike Stabile (@mikestabile) March 26, 2024


hope none of this shit happens

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 29 March 2024 00:53 (one month ago) link

Gonna need some First Amendment cases to go the right way.

That tweet assumes that the value of Reddit/Twitter/etc. aren’t tied so heavily to porn that they’ll acquiesce and not fight back. Reddit just went public, the executives have a duty to shareholders keep it filled with boobs.

They all saw what happened to Tumblr.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 29 March 2024 02:14 (one month ago) link

first they came be(for)e the porn aficionados

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 29 March 2024 02:30 (one month ago) link

Here's where AI can fill in the gap. "Chat GTPorn, gimme Trent Lott getting rimmed by Benito Mussolini."

alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 March 2024 02:36 (one month ago) link

I'm curious how successful even authoritarian states are at keeping out porn. Or maybe they don't really care, as long as it's not subversive. But, like, Iran must devote some effort to blocking porn, right?

(per some quick googling, yes, Iran is apparently quite good at keeping out porn)

the porn is coming from within the house

scanner darkly, Friday, 29 March 2024 02:49 (one month ago) link


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