Sean Penn blasts fellow actors for putting money before arthttp://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/dec/14/sean-penn-blasts-fellow-actors
― wolves lacan, Friday, 14 December 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iD5qA2Etr_0/TI1vCdVdQgI/AAAAAAAABoM/LCQWwM-Of44/s1600/logo.png
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 14 December 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/18/quebec-theft-maple-syrup-court.html8M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrestsMaple syrup seized in Quebec theft probe to be releasedQuebec police conduct 2nd maple syrup raidMaple syrup seized in N.B. may have been stolen in QuebecPolice search warehouse for missing maple syrup
― silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
whoops, first one should have been
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/story/2012/12/18/quebec-theft-maple-syrup-court.html8M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrests
― silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link
$18M Quebec maple syrup heist leads to arrests
― silverfish, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/drive-thru-prank-leaves-workers-questioning-reality-214808352.html
for the headline
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 January 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21043693
A security check on a US company has reportedly revealed one of its staff was outsourcing his work to China.
The software developer, in his 40s, is thought to have spent his workdays surfing the web, watching cat videos on YouTube and browsing Reddit and eBay.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2013 10:59 (eleven years ago) link
Well done that man!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BF-AE118B_05WIc_G_20130104192101.jpg
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:06 (eleven years ago) link
there was (still is) a blog called 'four hour work week' where he pretty much advocates doing this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_4-Hour_Workweek
― koogs, Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:18 (eleven years ago) link
xp some discussion of that stupid graphic in batshit rightwing cartoons: 2012 and imaginary romney presidency years edition
― Neil S, Thursday, 17 January 2013 11:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/republicans-accuse-obama-of-using-position-as-president-to-lead-country.html
― velvet undergrad (diamonddave85), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
well that's certainly taking the thread title literally.
― s.clover, Friday, 18 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
ha
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
headline ambiguity funnies
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/01/20/us-fake-sept-11-coins-settlement.html
― abanana, Sunday, 20 January 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
9/11 coins was a hoax
― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 20 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
Manti has an Adidas football cleat box filled with them
― Rihanna Tootysalsafroyo (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 January 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
Snow Plow Driver Brags About Burying Cars In YouTube Video
― elan, Sunday, 24 February 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Cannibal Cop Seemed Like Regular Cop At Work
― arby's, Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
104-Year-Old Woman Forced to Lie about Her Age on Facebook
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
Austrian cardinal's mother hopes he doesn't become pope
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/03/taliban-greets-chuck-hagel-with-bomb.html
― goole, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
"Nick Cave To Unleash 30 Multi Coloured Horses At New York’s Grand Central Terminal"
http://www.yatzer.com/HEARD-NY-by-Nick-Cave
(which looks great and is only funny because of the name (it's not THAT nick cave))
― koogs, Friday, 15 March 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
Cops: Teen who said Ninjas attacked him actually shot himself
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
CNN Grieves That Guilty Verdict Ruined Promising Lives of Steubenville Rapists
― kate78, Sunday, 17 March 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
Jihadi Web Forums Are Losing Members to Twitter, Facebook, Death
― goole, Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
ha, best use of non-parallel construction ever
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
@beautypill 3mThe last line of this article is absolutely intended to read like an Onion piece. Tell me I'm wrong. http://wapo.st/11ztSXg
― some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/NATL-Irish-Town-Legalizes-Drinking-and-Driving-199867031.html
Healy-Rae told the Times he thinks the measure will help preserve pub culture, lower the risk of suicide and attack isolation in the small town.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4203460/Schools-ban-children-making-best-friends.html
Actual article not Onion-esque, but the concept has promise.
― ljubljana, Saturday, 30 March 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
The picture and caption of this article look Onionish.
― Josefa, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/
― Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
Boston Dunkin' Donuts Remain Open To 'Take Care Of Law Enforcement And First Responders'
― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, 19 April 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1440/20130418/tylenol-eases-existential-anxiety.htm
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Friday, 19 April 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
that link starts 2 videos with sound when you open it
― abanana, Friday, 19 April 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
the chains of worry are forged in idle hours
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Friday, 19 April 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html
― the Upperchest (crüt), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
oh wait "borowitz report" nevermind
― the Upperchest (crüt), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
smh
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
\o_O/
― the Upperchest (crüt), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
Fuckin Borowitz
― how's life, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
quite literally "shit that looks like an onion article but isn't"
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2032985/Road-trip-UCLA-student-goes-Libya-fight-rebels-sick-summer-break.html
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 10:41 (ten years ago) link
i added that dude on facebook back when that all went down and he accepted my request some time after he got back
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link
Last line of the article is such an Onion punchline.
― Vinnie, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-public-wrong-about-nearly-everything-survey-shows-8697821.html
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
"15 per cent of of girls under 16 are thought to become pregnant every year"
what the holy fuck is wrong with people?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
this is why political change that doesn't involve severe beatings is never gonna work
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
15% of girls but some of them are 4 yrs old, for the 15 yr olds it must be more like 80%
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
actually that's a flaw in the question -- most people would probably think you meant something like 13-16 year olds, not all girls under 16.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link