why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

the shit these people latch onto is so strange

yeah i love how 'i need to make sense of this tragic event' becomes 'i need to invent my own form of logic to support my batshit theories'

and honestly it's kind of mundane? that's what amuses me.

LIBOR.

really.

And here I was thinking that the conspiracy to come out of this would be that China criticizing American gun control is just a ploy to prepare the ground for a Chinese invasion by getting rid of those pesky gun owners. Or maybe it has. I haven't the stomach to go over to Alex Jones Land.

I also feel terrible for introducing a good friend to Alex Jones a week before the shooting, characterizing him as a sort of a paranoid but oddly endearing eccentric with no real power. Augh.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/532507_4221012443288_1344373383_n.jpg

if you're gonna smash some memes together better make it look as ugly as possible

'i fucking love science' is gonna be pretty insufferable for the day or two, huh

for the next*

http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/489414684475441903_7ZcKflg9_c.jpg

http://pinterest.com/pin/489414684475441903/

Guys on Modesty is a male perspective Blog on the subject of modesty. We aim to redefine modesty from a negative virtue-a long list of don'ts-to a positive: A way of living that woman aspire to be.

wtf

Eurgh

It's true, men will love all the wrong reasons

a long list of don'ts

a way of living that woman aspire to be

http://www.catholictv.com/_Documents/News/89/cvevert.jpg

Jason Evert has spoken internationally to more than one million people about the virtue of chastity.

^ pic convinces me that he's fronting this whole chastity gig as a pickup line.

that's what I love about modest girls; I keep getting sleazier and they stay the same chasteness

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/281749_10151228607774010_1163337272_n.jpg

left wing French baseball fans know how to see games for free

for the whole family

Why'd they put the right on the left and v-v

Oh, that confused me. Based on the position of the pics, I thought it was saying that the right was providing the step stool of true equality.

You gotta have the 'AHA us liberals are so smart' moment.

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/ediesmall_zps7e04c5c5.jpg

lolol

ironic

http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/489414684475441903_7ZcKflg9_c.jpg

justprudethings

Reality is everting

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/406584_10151178324557011_2117034546_n.jpg

LITERALLY

http://www.naturalnews.com/gallery/articles/Gandhi-Quote-Banned-By-Facebook-600.jpg

Oh man, that website is a hive of crazy.

ive been to india people def have arms, hold all sorts of things

:D

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/29AD65BF-C074-4BB2-9E2E-590B9A0942EA-2931-00000244F65A05AE.jpg

10 hi fives and a round of beers if you wished for more wishes

wait what

i don't get this

will you earn 500 likes in one hour if you wish cancer didn't exist

or if you wish cancer didn't exist, you're supposed to like it 500 times in an hour

i know it's neither of those things but it makes absolutely no sense, how does this happen

also the capitalization of "Cancer" makes me think it's talking about people born under the astrological sign

500 likes and cancer will still exist yay u guys we did it

500 Likes In An Hour or We're Pulling the Plug on Grandpa.

ive been to india people def have arms, hold all sorts of things

― lag∞n, Sunday, December 30, 2012 2:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't they have some totally rad gods with like 8 arms or somethin', saw it on the simpsons

this is a good point if anything they have surplus arms

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/388242_4331744936523_682109700_n.jpg

what a lame way to open up erotic fanfic

u_u

i can't tell who either of those are from the windows 95 .bmp-quality image

miley + taylor

lol

the true moral of this .jpg is that we should continue smashing the patriarchy, ugh.

Oh man, that lady is called sweet and elegant and inspirational by, uh, someone, but she's "been with" a whole dang 13 (OR MORE!) "guys" in the last 3 years.
I wish the moral here could simply be read as "don't go around calling people bitches and sluts."

Funny how repeated application of image compression algorithms ends up giving much the same effect as a chain of faxing/xeroxing does.

now i feel bad about calling Miley a slut or a bitch everyday

at least you gave her a choice between the 2