why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i tihnk they have that on the darkweb

I normally just hide pics from people who post stupid shit like this, but seeing this shared by multiple FB friends led me to unfortunately write a rebuttal:

http://imageshack.us/a/img266/2497/queengif.jpg

better because more words

1 writer
1 producer
1 vision

loll

someone should do a version of that with obamama on the left with the #s of his various staff and "destroyed america" and then jesus on the right, 1 messiah, and then the whole list of the shit he did, raised the dead, nascar champion, etc

someone should do one w/a queen song that doesnt have that many words

Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,
Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah we'll pray for you.
Hey!

Mustapha, Mustapha, Mustapha Ibrahim.
Mustapha, Mustapha, Mustapha Ibrahim.

Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim
Allah, Allah, Allah we'll pray for you.
Mustapha Ibrahim, al havra kris vanin
Allah, Allah, Allah we'll pray for you.
Mustapha, hey! Mustapha
Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim, hey!

Allah-i, Allah-i, Allah-i,
Ibra-Ibra-Ibrahim, yeah!
Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,
Allah Allah Allah-i hey!

Mustapha Mustapha - Allah-i na stolei
Mustapha Mustapha - Achtar es na sholei
Mustapha Mustapha - Mohammad dei ya low eshelei
Mustapha Mustapha - ai ai ai ai ahelei
Mustapha,
Mustapha,
Ist avil ahiln avil ahiln adhim Mustapha,
Salaam Aleikum!

Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim
Allah, Allah, Allah we'll pray for you.
Mustapha Ibrahim, achbar ish navin
Allah, Allah, Allah we'll pray for you.
Mustapha, Mustapha
Mustapha Ibrahim, Mustapha Ibrahim, hey!

Allah-i, Allah-i, Allah-i,
Ibra-Ibra-Ibrahim, yeah!
Ibrahim, Ibrahim, Ibrahim,
Allah Allah Allah-i hey!

Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha Mustapha
Mustapha Mustapha

Mustapha,
Mustapha,
Vontap ist ahiln avil ahiln adhim Mustapha,
Aleikum Salaam hey!

1 writer
1 producer

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

queen's biggest selling single, too iirc

not saying "Girls Who Run The World" is mediocre, but I do think it's hilarious when mediocre pop songs have 3-6 writers/producers. like it has to be a team effort to make something bland.

"Change a word, take a third."

acc. to wiki it took 7 ppl to write "like a g6"

I hate that "Beyonce vs. Queen / OMG Pop Music Is So Bad" thing so much. This one, too: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/12-extremely-disappointing-facts-about-popular-mus

Both make appearances on facebook every few months.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/46442_10151228340321446_553348008_n.jpg

this one makes a pretty good point. courtesy of someone subscribed to the jesse "the snake" ventura fan page.

incidentally all 496 hammer deaths were caused by a single hammer

NUMBER OF HOUSES BUILT IN 2011 USING

NUMBER OF NAILS HAMMERED IN 2011 USING

Holy shit, I ended up looking that up, cuz 323 people killed in a year just by rifles alone was a lot higher than I would've guessed, naïf ferner that I am. Good lord. 496, btw, is for "blunt weapons."
The stats at FBI.gov, for anyone interested.
I'm surprised that it surprised me that only (uhh) five people were murdered with poison in 2011.

Footnote of the week: "Pushed is included in personal weapons."

Automatic rifle = higher rate of bangs per second than yr avg/hammer = NRA will build yr house real fast!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBGzUhT-TM

Home Depot is a pretty evil company tbh

if rifles make up only a smallish proportion of the long term avg of ~67% of murders caused by guns then idk if that is a great argument for guns

someone should invent a way to incorporate automatic weapons into construction tho, that there is a market begging to exist

maybe they could be incorporated into demolishing buildings, like you got to shoot at them until they fell down

that seems v. inefficient but it's actually super efficient cause all those bullets being used to shoot at pictures of Obama will be used to help America rebuild

Realizing now that the reason poison was so low, is that poisoned darts must be counted under "other guns". Clearly NRA need to lobby this shit so it doesn't get counted as theirs. "Blowguns don't kill people; poisoned darts do."

that graphic is not at all trying to make it seem like hammers kill more people than guns at all

another reason why poison is so low is probably because you can kill people with guns instead

and you don't even have to measure anything or have passed high school chem

I dunno, I'm pretty sure if you shoot someone with too many bullets, their stomach will cramp and they'll just throw up all the bullets and be more or less fine.

that's why it's a waste to use bullets for anything but the newly developed gunstruction industry

Oystein are you Euronymous resurrected

Only when the winterfrostmoon is out -- which I suppose it is right now. Gurgle-gurgle.

1 writer
1 producer

Another one bites the dust

2 writers if you count Bernard Edwards.

The thing about that beyonce track is that it wasn't really written by that many people. 1/2 of them were credited with writing the song that beyonce's song sampled.

Yeah, it can be thorny: http://www.ethanhein.com/wp/2011/jay-z-and-alan-lomax/

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/394894_3672704751309_20377176_n.jpg

THIS KEEPS HAPPENING. people keep shopping the top date and then it goes viral. this has been happening every few months. and every time it's accompanied with "we missed it :(". what were you even gonna do about it in the first place, have a party? and there isn't a single january-looking scene in the entire movie! i hate everything.

Wow, really? This was really active in my circle for like 2 months and finally tapered off as people were getting slammed for being stupid for falling for it, and the shoppers got bored.

Like I kinda feel like if you don't at least know without looking that 2015 is the year they traveled to you aren't a real BTTF fan and should stfu.

Just pre-emptively warned my entire FB wall that they're going to get zinged if they post it #tradingVickOffMaddenTeamwhenIgethome

maybe the shoppers just appreciate the movie more than you and actually are attempting to mess with the space time continuum

^ ideas worthy of discussion, imo

http://i.imgur.com/5iT0F.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/602922_498726413501555_1002210582_n.png

this isn't even that noteworthy I'm just putting it here for easy zings

not sure whether I should be making mistakes or not :-(

Fuck Neil Gaiman

will this do?

neil gaiman hopes you dance

That ruins my plans to not do anything at all and sit in one spot all year in a state of frozen perfection.

It's strange how reasonable sentiments from arguably acceptable people become so annoying as to induce aneurysms when they are transferred to an artifacty jpeg

— Bob Marley