rip carlos
― 乒乓, Monday, 7 January 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
carlos @famouscrabfellas i like to sit on my hand so it goes numb then it feel like someone else is wiping my tears away
<3
― ogmor, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
one of the greats rip
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
weird twitter is spreading http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/01/the-generals-fiction-military_8.html
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.amazon.com/review/R3RVV67AMFXP8J/
― s.clover, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://i56.tinypic.com/jsp0rt.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
so the only link b/t these twitters is they're all fyad dudes basically? the mobutu and brendle guys too iirc
― chilli, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
the original crop of them are fyad dudes who followed docevil/@fart to twitter back in 2008 or so when fyad was getting stale, then there's a bunch more people who jumped on later
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
this @wolfpupy one had me in literal tears the other night:
http://i45.tinypic.com/f4hhmh.jpg
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 10:16 (eleven years ago) link
tweet of the year so far
https://twitter.com/tricialockwood/status/289148349003730947
― max, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
The Paris ReviewVerified @parisreview@TriciaLockwood Touché.
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood@parisreview This is almost as good as the time TJ Maxx responded to me
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
imna buy her book right now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
the thing i love about that tweet is that there are so many ways to get that joke subtly wrong and have it come off forced and dumb. everything about the punctuation, the phrasing, the inflection has to be absolutely right to pull it off.
― s.clover, Thursday, 10 January 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
yes masterful use of punctuation there
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwoodSext: I am a Dan Brown novel and you do me in my plot-hole. "Wow," I yell in ecstasy, "this makes no sense at all"
― plax (ico), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
haha shes the best
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
not really a fan of her tweets or extranapkins, a little too effete, but that is totally a moral failing on my part
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
shes my fav tweeter i think
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
what happened to @famouscrab?
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
heard he was working on something better
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
heard he was working on ::something muffled:: twitter
― once & future (Lamp), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
is val kilmer weird twitter?? https://twitter.com/ValEKilmer/status/292783325494509568
― 乒乓, Sunday, 20 January 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
VALibu, California
― Clay, Sunday, 20 January 2013 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
that's almost exactly like a James Ferraro tweet
― ▼ardkore mort▼ (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 20 January 2013 12:22 (eleven years ago) link
Cool Niceman @dogbonerthe South Side Mouth Sore Boyz are the shittiest gang of all time. Are they on twitter. fuck them
― sleepingbag, Monday, 21 January 2013 07:09 (eleven years ago) link
h/t to JBR, @seinfeld2000 putting in some work
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
that's JBR?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
no, just posted about it
― les yper-fem (get bent), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
come on admit it
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
@egg_dog tho
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
did you catch @seinfeld2000's sfj dig?
― Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
the ilxest sentence
― schlump, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
WORLDS COLLIDE
Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000Gerge (Sasha Frere Joans) write SCATHING review of nu Gotye song in the New Yorkers, it make him feel a bit better abt having a womans name
― Young boy befriends larcenous orangutan in luxury hotel. (get bent), Friday, 1 February 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
omg.
― s.clover, Friday, 1 February 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://twitter.com/young_laureate/status/226075764066508800
lawl who is this
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (6 months ago)
any advances on this
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
@electrolemon is next level
― 乒乓, Sunday, 3 February 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
jerry cat aol.com @dogboner*is a product of millions of years of evolution* *born into the most technologically advanced civilization in history* *refreshes website*
― sleepingbag, Friday, 15 February 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
solitary tweets that effortlessly summarize the spirt of twitter
― Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 15 February 2013 07:27 (eleven years ago) link
joke twitter/weird twitter crossover comix, digging these
http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/
― sleepingbag, Friday, 1 March 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
i like the tweets but the art is awwwwfulll
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
none of these are nearly as funny when drawn. its not the jokes, i guess, but the tweet construction itself, fitting stuff in that small amount of characters, brevity and evocativeness, etc., that makes them really work.
― s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
really underlines the weird twitter is like poetry argument.
― s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
i think they'd be funny if the art was better
― frogbs, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
nah, the art is really nice, and fairly twitter-style even.
but this is really how twitter-jokes should translate to comic form: http://wolfpuppy.net/comic/1.html
― s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link
(all of them i mean, not that one in particular)
― s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://wolfpuppy.net/comic/16.png
it warms my heart to imagine ppl on different continents appreciating this
― ogmor, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEaH7y5CQAASDvd.jpg
― max, Sunday, 3 March 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
is that andrew cuomo?
― balls, Sunday, 3 March 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
idk i just think the art style is just visually unpleasant and makes me not want to look at it?
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link