POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

no joke this is the music of my dreams

baker dick is incredible

This was made for ILM obviously, because "Into the Night" is one of the noms in the My Dick Awards montage.

Okay now I officially love these dudes.

fb post from xmas day: "Our hearts go out on this day to the victims of Oasis. Never forget."

"fast dick" for "city lights lay on my dick"

never mind, i jumped the gun too early, should be "do they know it's my dick"

there's a dick outside your window / and it's a dick of dread and fear / where the only my dick flowing is / the bitter dick of tears / and the my dick bells that ring there / all the clanging dicks of doom / well tonight thank god it's my dick instead of you

they really put a lot of effort in to that one

okay yes to this

I should not be listening to this at work, what if my headphones come unplugged and "EVERYBODY HAVE DICK TONIGHT" blares out across the low cubicles

I really could vote for any of these.

omg baker dick

it's the 'diiiiiiiick' in the background during the sax part

yeah

ah this is hilare

Just for fun, my dick says get a job. That's just the way my dick is, my dick will never change.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I didn't think it could get better than Baker Dick and then I got to Ironic Dick

"Two Dicks" by a mile

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

the fact that these dudes know enough about Gerry Rafftery to be making "Baker St" jokes means they are probably way too old to be doing this

who's gonna be the first to listen to this entire thing from front to back

I'm reasonably certain that two of the friends I sent it to have listened to the whole thing more than once

I didn't do it in one sitting, but I've listened to every single track on it. Several of them more than once (or twice or three or four times).

i have listened through it a couple times, for which my wife thanks you all

This is so wonderful, just the effort he puts into singing and going through with what must have seemed like a completely idiotic thing to do after the first half-dozen songs were done.

I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"

btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song

still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC

what even is this thing?

it's something WONDERFUL

this pole is hard

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

When Piano Dick started I wasn't sold but then he said "i'm sure my dick could be a movie star, if my dick could get out of my dick" and i'm dying

Ironic Dick is just such a perfect, pure expression of contempt for the source material

yeah that is I think the harshest diss of all the my dick tracks, even dick in heaven isn't quite as mean

I have to say, I greatly appreciate the vocal impersonations on this

MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARER
MY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACE
I CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRROR
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK

http://i.imgur.com/26iyN.png

rofl

hero

*applause*

xe.com has no data on how much my dick CAD translates to my dick EUR but either way bandcamp won't take my dick so it's all a wash

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:27 AM (12 minutes ago)

sounds like a philip j dick story

*more applause*

my dick passed a law in '64
to give my dick just a little more
my dick only goes so far
(pretty far, actually)

A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Sharp Dressed Dick".

er, "Sharp Dressed My Dick"

I read that at first as 'A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Short Short (My) Dick"' - but that would have probably been a bit too meta.

need an entire Radiohead album like this IMO

"My dick's so my dicking special"

Dick Spirit
Fake Plastic Dick
High and Dry (Like my Dick)
Black Dick
Climbing Up the Dick
Hail to the Dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbLaw6GfbE

hare my dick
my dick krishna

My long and winding dick
That leads to your door

My dicks flowing out like endless rain into a paper dick
They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe
Pools of my dick, dicks of joy are drifting through my opened mind
Possessing and caressing my dick
Jai guru my, dick
Nothing's gonna change my dick

You're asking me will my dick grow
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around, now it may show

He blew my dick out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen my dick before

It may seem as though we can all do My Dick, but none of us can do My Dick like My Dick does My Dick

I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased my dick
But you don’t really care for my dick, do yuh?
It goes like this: my dick, my dick
The minor dick and the major dick
The baffled king composing Dickallujah
Dickallujah
Dickallujah

You know my dick my dick
Is on my list
Of the best things in life

And you could have my dick
My empire of dick.
My dick will let you down.
My dick will make you hurt.
If my dick could start again, a million dicks away, I would keep my dick. My dick would find a way.

Come on skinny dick, what happened here?
Suckle on my dick in light brassiere
My, my, dick, my, my, dick, dick, dick
My dick load is full, so slow on the split

the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, March 18, 2023 9:43 AM (five months ago)

really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it

dog latin otm

Only the real my dick understands its craft and the subtleties in its work and that’s why we need a followup.

But yeah I agree the funniest parts are when he ruins the natural rhymes by placing my dick awkwardly out of place or in places you wouldn’t expect it.

even with that, i respect the careful craftsmanship and subtleties it takes to place my dick in the right place

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick

I put my hand upon my dick
When I dick you dick we dick

_ really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it_

I'd like to teach my dick to sing

It's a beautiful dick
Sky falls, you feel my dick
It's a beautiful dick
Don't let it get away

Touch me
Take my dick to that other place
Teach my dick
I know my dick's not a hopeless case

Which is better?

Happy birthday my dick

Or

Happy my dick to you

Or

My Dick Birthday to you

Or

Happy Birth My Dick you

Or

My dick My dick to you

Or
?

happy dick day to you

It was all a dream
I used to read My Dick magazine

Remember Rappin' Dick? duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought my dick would take it this far

Happy birthday my dick

Hey... It actually is my birthday and therefore my dick brithday too

My dick My dick to you

Obvious winner here.

dig latin we have the same birthday, cheers

Cecilia, you're breaking my dick

Happy my dick day, table!

I've got so much dick
The bees envy me
I've got a sweeter dick
Than my dick in the trees
Well, I guess you'd say
What can make my dick this way
My dick, my dick, my dick
Talkin' 'bout my dick
My dick