why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Maybe everybody being poor and unknown is the answer.

wow jim carrey really looks like a dick there

My handsome face, smug grin, $3000 suit, perfectly coiffed main = NOT THE ANSWER GUYS! I know it looks great, but I hurt inside!

(mane)

money and fame is not the way to get better shoes folks

that one really bugs me. not sure why it does more so than others

If the question is 'how do I find complete spiritual fullfillment and personal happiness', then jim carrey otm. If the question is 'how do I become a clueless rich asshole who has forgotten what ordinary life looks like' then jim carrey is v rong.

Not sure if this counts, but I saw this on fbook today and think it's kinda messed up.

"THROUGH A RAPIST'S EYES" (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Click Share Button To share it on your Wall.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/481308_3624968283016_1758354919_n.jpg

It seems that a lot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world.

THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG...
FYI - Through a rapist's eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.
They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid
or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

...

Which essentially reads like "Women, don't have long hair and don't wear revealing clothing or you will get raped."

Reminds me of Caitlin Moran's idiotic "don't wear heels at night, a rapist might hear you" victim blaming bullshit from not long ago.

oh god that terrible thing has been around for so long

3) Do lots of forearm exercise so you have big, ungrabbable wrists

there is a horrible Popeye joke lurking around the fringes here that I refuse to make

Topical!

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c8.0.403.403/p403x403/3389_355384997892855_1789265614_n.jpg

the look in that guy's eyes is exactly what it should be

looks like archer w/ michael landon's hair

someone needs to add lasers shooting out of his eyes

Z S needs to work his magic on that really

rapists and date rapists

The reason I hate that politics eCard up thread is because everybody I see posting things like that are about as politically-inclined as a dude who copies/pastes links indiscriminately out of blogs

WHY ARE YOU NOT POSTING ALL DAY ABOUT POLITICS DOING NOTHING FURTHER LIKE ME YOU SHALLOW PERSON

I don't know what annoyed me more during election season, those types of image-shares, or people who posted inane shit like "Democrat? Republican? FUCK 'EM BOTH" type shit all day.

or the fact that Paul Ryan looked like Max Greenfield from New Girl

it amused me no end that the self-righteous dems and self-righteous republicans on my timeline were posting almost exactly the same sanctimonious crud as each other

I did get real acquainted with the very specific "Change What Updates You Get From <Name>" settings on FB

otm

i wish that was an option on tumblr so i could filter out posts abt dr. who

also any variant of "‎"Like" If you think welfare recipients should be drug tested like we are to earn the money for them."

proud to see a good friend of mine insulting those plankton

clouds, there is this thing called tumblr savior and it is a friend to man.

(i just started using it and i am so killfile-happy right now)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/75391_430702350334571_524107239_n.jpg

this thing has so many words

our problem is so many words

They had to post a pic of Zinn that made him look like an aging warlock

our problem is hobbits roaming mordor

http://thefabweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/2T41B.jpg

'shop

quotesporn

lil dieter, Germany's most nonchalant nazi, is at it again!

feel like FB 'serious message' JPG creators live life like it's a movie trailer

"...but one man...."

violent resistance movements are the highest forms of patriotism

man, I dislike Howard Zinn

he's an even more self-righteous version of Chomsky.

he seems to be otm tho

"grand thieves" makes me think of Raffles-like figures emerging from a London pea-souper, which when you think about it is a p good description of the current cabinet.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207624_438952809509764_1826922550_n.jpg

.. Frankie Marley

from the desk of: http://cdn0.hark.com/images/000/004/100/4100/original.jpg

is that some kind of american http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l1ljGDpinTA/T03VnQfL1KI/AAAAAAAADaA/MHxaFZAIkH4/s640/Capture_052.JPG

stuart smalley, one of senator al franken's character's on Saturday Night Live. his schtick was this corny, feel-good self help thing that helped pave the way for many facebook macros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY

"Blimey, who's that in that window?"

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/254653_416265988451418_480278454_n.jpg

this guy posts at least one of these every day about how he cares so hard but sometimes ppl are weak and he can't keep helping them