so not gonna happen

that's an ilxor lookin dude right there

crate of records > three generations of Nintendo consoles
photo collage on wall > family guy poster
pabst blue ribbon > miller lite
featureless brown longsleeve shirt > Hooters T

more likely to happen than in original pic

Looks a bit like Alex Kapranos from Franz Ferdinand.
"Well I woke up tonight
and I said I...
got to make somebody love me.
Then I had a closer look and thought
'er maybe I'll skip it'
PS don't fancy yours much either"

Had a flashback to the op of this thread when I saw this pic from the Luton/Wolves game last weekend
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/1/5/1357418559779/Man-in-Mr-Potato-suit-004.jpg

man, even mr potato head wears ughs

some day i'm going to commission a photorealistic painting of the op

I don't think it has anything to do with the guys choice of culture/subculture. Miller Lite ain't chasing away women.

dude's left hand is easily the most disturbing thing about that photo

It appears to be an alien facehugger! No wonder why the dog is alarmed.

Jaymc: where are they now?

some day i'm going to commission a photorealistic painting of the op

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080)

I think a Dan Lacey rendition would be a deal.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/brownies4life/bonethugz/tumblr_lo1ezmOFTs1qzc53ro1_500.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NkFFO.jpg

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, July 8, 2011 1:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a pic of aero, right

I wonder if Jaymc can update the spreadsheet on the original three.

found this picture in a Myrtle Beach tourist guide last weekend:

http://distilleryimage9.s3.amazonaws.com/4f7db2a0795011e28fa722000a1fbcea_7.jpg

Have you posted that somewhere else?

No way that I've just randomly seen that twice.

i put it up on instagram over the weekend.

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Not gettino a SNGH-ness from this one

yeah who knows, maybe it did happen

(jk, i know what you mean, it's borderline. feel like a dorm room is supposed to be involved)

http://i.imgur.com/mEloW5r.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/05/article-2288281-185C4E14000005DC-142_306x442.jpg

can everybody please stop shitting up the so not gonna happen thread

This is Loftus's thread.

was gonna say

I bet Loftus is way better looking now than 7 yrs ago....

A search of "Ryan Diehl" and "Tommy Loftus" turns up only this thread. As many here supposed, I don't think these two had anything to do with each other.

I remain unconvinced we really know Loftus' first name.

I thought his name was Wayne?

found it
http://hsl.lib.umn.edu/about/staff/wayne-loftus

all growed up

this thread never gets old

at diehl hall, how do you do that kc.

314 Diehl Hall

you gotta be kidding me

its all connected maan

i call bullshit - no trace of philly in that dude's history

Pretty sure "Wayne" was someone's nickname for him and not a verified thing.

iirc it was based on something but the connection was p tenuous

There's a Tom Loftus on Facebook that's friends with a Ryan Diehl.

CAST OF CHARACTERS
Tommy Loftus: a/k/a/ Wayne, "Hooters," "shadeball"

Ryan Diehl: currently stationed in Iraq

Megan: girl on left in original photo, Diehl's girlfriend

John Tansey: another dude at party

Firco: Tansey's girlfriend?

Laurel: girl on right in original photo

Pete: dude in West Chester sweatshirt at party

Caitlyn: not at party, but active on Diehl's message board and Myspace

Still trying to figure out who the dude sitting next to Laurel on the bed is, but I don't think I can keep opening up flashing Day-Glo Myspace pages at work today...
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, February 1, 2006 4:24 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh, obviously, I forgot:
Andy "Tiggles": details above

Tommy Turnbull: childhood friend of Diehl's; his mom even posts on the message board

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, February 1, 2006 4:25 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe could've made some confirmations if the original site was still up.

wow man you are a true artist

damn shit getting real itt

it's gonna be so great when all of these characters cram into a dorm room, pop open some beers and then somehow don't have sex

jaymc just like http://i41.tinypic.com/2enp81w.gif

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/543843_3828021194094_332995200_n.jpg

which one is loftus

back row middle?

oh no wait i tihnk i see him

Wayne Loftus (2012): Demonstrating Success

hoisting a brew, just left of middle, third bro down

yeah