POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

i have listened through it a couple times, for which my wife thanks you all

This is so wonderful, just the effort he puts into singing and going through with what must have seemed like a completely idiotic thing to do after the first half-dozen songs were done.

I am dying at "my dick is on your lips/when you turn out the light"

btw I am doing a full listenthrough right now after skipping throught to get a flavor of each song

still disappointed that "No Dick" wasn't TLC

what even is this thing?

it's something WONDERFUL

this pole is hard

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

When Piano Dick started I wasn't sold but then he said "i'm sure my dick could be a movie star, if my dick could get out of my dick" and i'm dying

Ironic Dick is just such a perfect, pure expression of contempt for the source material

yeah that is I think the harshest diss of all the my dick tracks, even dick in heaven isn't quite as mean

I have to say, I greatly appreciate the vocal impersonations on this

MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARER
MY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACE
I CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRROR
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK

http://i.imgur.com/26iyN.png

rofl

hero

*applause*

xe.com has no data on how much my dick CAD translates to my dick EUR but either way bandcamp won't take my dick so it's all a wash

sometimes I wonder in Bizarro World there's an XLI poster named PJD whose posts are all like "ok, that's enough dick jokes" and then overrated aerosmith cosigns all his posts

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, January 10, 2013 11:27 AM (12 minutes ago)

sounds like a philip j dick story

*more applause*

my dick passed a law in '64
to give my dick just a little more
my dick only goes so far
(pretty far, actually)

A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Sharp Dressed Dick".

er, "Sharp Dressed My Dick"

I read that at first as 'A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Short Short (My) Dick"' - but that would have probably been a bit too meta.

need an entire Radiohead album like this IMO

"My dick's so my dicking special"

Dick Spirit
Fake Plastic Dick
High and Dry (Like my Dick)
Black Dick
Climbing Up the Dick
Hail to the Dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbLaw6GfbE

omg More Than My Dick is beautiful

the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me

this is completely OTM btw

interview with my dick

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/

How did I not see any of this until just now?

"clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, January 7, 2013 8:08 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

otm

MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARER
MY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACE
I CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRROR
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK

― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There were quite a few which didn’t make the cut as well, including some favorites of mine, “Invisible Dick,” “Kokomo-Dick,” and “Cum On Feel My Dick.”

torn between "do they know it's my dick" and "my name is my dick" currently

I hope this is online for a while, so every time i get sad i can just go here and start to laugh again.

I downloaded it for just that reason.

"dick on my list" has been stuck in my head for days now, and i don't know how to feel about it.

I think I've done this before, inebriated with some friends once, only I used the word "Fuck".

OK wait "Do they know it's my dick?" is kind of killing me right now too.

I think this really is the best choice for lyrics swap, knocking down the male realm of rock n roll machismo by inflating it to the point where it's completely meaningless and silly.

i do appreciate when the combo of laziness and contempt is too much to come up with semi-real lyrics and he just goes mydickmydickmydickmydickmydick

"there's a dick outside your window
and it's a dick of dread and fear"

also: billy joel still unlistenable

"My dick is on my dick"

dancing in my dick is amazing

"i'm just tired and bored with my dick"

still stand by Fields Of Dick

ew

fields of dick vs. wall o' gina

It was all a dream
I used to read My Dick magazine

Remember Rappin' Dick? duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought my dick would take it this far

Happy birthday my dick

Hey... It actually is my birthday and therefore my dick brithday too

My dick My dick to you

Obvious winner here.

dig latin we have the same birthday, cheers

Cecilia, you're breaking my dick

Happy my dick day, table!

I've got so much dick
The bees envy me
I've got a sweeter dick
Than my dick in the trees
Well, I guess you'd say
What can make my dick this way
My dick, my dick, my dick
Talkin' 'bout my dick
My dick