POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

*more applause*

my dick passed a law in '64
to give my dick just a little more
my dick only goes so far
(pretty far, actually)

A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Sharp Dressed Dick".

er, "Sharp Dressed My Dick"

I read that at first as 'A real opportunity was missed here by not recording "Short Short (My) Dick"' - but that would have probably been a bit too meta.

need an entire Radiohead album like this IMO

"My dick's so my dicking special"

Dick Spirit
Fake Plastic Dick
High and Dry (Like my Dick)
Black Dick
Climbing Up the Dick
Hail to the Dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbLaw6GfbE

omg More Than My Dick is beautiful

the Ghost of Ian Curtis track in the awards ceremony one is completely killing me

this is completely OTM btw

interview with my dick

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/

How did I not see any of this until just now?

"clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, January 7, 2013 8:08 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

otm

MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARER
MY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACE
I CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRROR
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK

― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There were quite a few which didn’t make the cut as well, including some favorites of mine, “Invisible Dick,” “Kokomo-Dick,” and “Cum On Feel My Dick.”

torn between "do they know it's my dick" and "my name is my dick" currently

I hope this is online for a while, so every time i get sad i can just go here and start to laugh again.

I downloaded it for just that reason.

"dick on my list" has been stuck in my head for days now, and i don't know how to feel about it.

I think I've done this before, inebriated with some friends once, only I used the word "Fuck".

OK wait "Do they know it's my dick?" is kind of killing me right now too.

I think this really is the best choice for lyrics swap, knocking down the male realm of rock n roll machismo by inflating it to the point where it's completely meaningless and silly.

i do appreciate when the combo of laziness and contempt is too much to come up with semi-real lyrics and he just goes mydickmydickmydickmydickmydick

"there's a dick outside your window
and it's a dick of dread and fear"

also: billy joel still unlistenable

"My dick is on my dick"

dancing in my dick is amazing

"i'm just tired and bored with my dick"

still stand by Fields Of Dick

ew

fields of dick vs. wall o' gina

"guitar" solos on the hornsby and clapton ones are next level

voted for fields of dick because of his voice on it but baker dick and orinoco dick made it v hard (!)

i have baker dick stuck in my head : /

sounds painful

four minutes

Yeah this is going to pretty much ruin the originals for me of about half the tracklist, which is fine of course

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

we have a wiener

Totally on board with Baker Dick winning, but disappointed this poll didn't have 500 voters.

damn, glad a threw a vote to fast dick

was really hard not to open this thread at work today

I FORGOT TO VOTE. i think i'd have been between do they know it's my dick? and dancing in my dick.

voted dancing in my dick. "i check my dick in the mirror" going through my head makin me lol all day

cmd+f "my d1ck" = 1 of 69 as of this post, don't fuck it up people

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Thanks again for your support,
My Dick

"all i can say is that my dick is pretty dick"

(Boner Track)

just for fun my dick says....get a job