POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

"clear front-runner right now is "What's Up, My Dick?" within which lie wonders upon wonders

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, January 7, 2013 8:08 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

otm

MY DICK KEEPS GETTIN CLEARER
MY DICKS ON AND MY DICKS MOVIN ROUND THE PLACE
I CHECK MY DICK IN THE MIRROR
WANNA CHANGE MY DICK MY DICK MY DICK

― goole, Thursday, January 10, 2013 10:36 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There were quite a few which didn’t make the cut as well, including some favorites of mine, “Invisible Dick,” “Kokomo-Dick,” and “Cum On Feel My Dick.”

torn between "do they know it's my dick" and "my name is my dick" currently

I hope this is online for a while, so every time i get sad i can just go here and start to laugh again.

I downloaded it for just that reason.

"dick on my list" has been stuck in my head for days now, and i don't know how to feel about it.

I think I've done this before, inebriated with some friends once, only I used the word "Fuck".

OK wait "Do they know it's my dick?" is kind of killing me right now too.

I think this really is the best choice for lyrics swap, knocking down the male realm of rock n roll machismo by inflating it to the point where it's completely meaningless and silly.

i do appreciate when the combo of laziness and contempt is too much to come up with semi-real lyrics and he just goes mydickmydickmydickmydickmydick

"there's a dick outside your window
and it's a dick of dread and fear"

also: billy joel still unlistenable

"My dick is on my dick"

dancing in my dick is amazing

"i'm just tired and bored with my dick"

still stand by Fields Of Dick

ew

fields of dick vs. wall o' gina

"guitar" solos on the hornsby and clapton ones are next level

voted for fields of dick because of his voice on it but baker dick and orinoco dick made it v hard (!)

i have baker dick stuck in my head : /

sounds painful

four minutes

Yeah this is going to pretty much ruin the originals for me of about half the tracklist, which is fine of course

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

we have a wiener

Totally on board with Baker Dick winning, but disappointed this poll didn't have 500 voters.

damn, glad a threw a vote to fast dick

was really hard not to open this thread at work today

I FORGOT TO VOTE. i think i'd have been between do they know it's my dick? and dancing in my dick.

voted dancing in my dick. "i check my dick in the mirror" going through my head makin me lol all day

cmd+f "my d1ck" = 1 of 69 as of this post, don't fuck it up people

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"all i can say is that my dick is pretty dick"

(Boner Track)

just for fun my dick says....get a job

there's something going on here where he says dick so much that you expect every noun to be replaced by dick but then (i think) on purpose he WON'T change it to dick and for some reason it's even more LOL

said someone's gotta take care of my dick
so I quit school that's what I did

this is amazing

I really appreciate that he synth-drummed the cymbal crash triplets on the baker dick - it's the subtleties

It's dick o clock on a my dick day
regular dicks shufflin' in

there's something going on here where he says dick so much that you expect every noun to be replaced by dick but then (i think) on purpose he WON'T change it to dick and for some reason it's even more LOL

― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, January 10, 2013 7:09 PM

this really gets to the root of what makes these so fun... so much of "What's Up, My Dick" is just "dick my dick my" that when he finally sings "Oh my GOD MY dick", it is funny to the bone.

kinda reminds me of the Culturcide album from the 80's, but those lyrics were way more pointed.

underrated so far: "Harden My Dick".

He also makes a big point of saying ”barley” in fields of dick, which really cracked me up for some reason

Was avoiding thread at work but omg this has just made my dick.

I don't want to find this so funny but I've listened to Piano Dick three times in a row and "my dick's at the bar they put bread in my dick and say dick what are you doing here" makes me howl with laughter every time.

I've changed my mind. Clearly Dancing in my Dick is the best thing that's ever happened ever.

I just listened to it 4 times.

._.

Heyyyyyy, my dick!

More Than My Dick is the way this should be performed ongoing