POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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"all i can say is that my dick is pretty dick"

(Boner Track)

just for fun my dick says....get a job

there's something going on here where he says dick so much that you expect every noun to be replaced by dick but then (i think) on purpose he WON'T change it to dick and for some reason it's even more LOL

said someone's gotta take care of my dick
so I quit school that's what I did

this is amazing

I really appreciate that he synth-drummed the cymbal crash triplets on the baker dick - it's the subtleties

It's dick o clock on a my dick day
regular dicks shufflin' in

there's something going on here where he says dick so much that you expect every noun to be replaced by dick but then (i think) on purpose he WON'T change it to dick and for some reason it's even more LOL

― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, January 10, 2013 7:09 PM

this really gets to the root of what makes these so fun... so much of "What's Up, My Dick" is just "dick my dick my" that when he finally sings "Oh my GOD MY dick", it is funny to the bone.

kinda reminds me of the Culturcide album from the 80's, but those lyrics were way more pointed.

underrated so far: "Harden My Dick".

He also makes a big point of saying ”barley” in fields of dick, which really cracked me up for some reason

Was avoiding thread at work but omg this has just made my dick.

I don't want to find this so funny but I've listened to Piano Dick three times in a row and "my dick's at the bar they put bread in my dick and say dick what are you doing here" makes me howl with laughter every time.

I've changed my mind. Clearly Dancing in my Dick is the best thing that's ever happened ever.

I just listened to it 4 times.

._.

Heyyyyyy, my dick!

More Than My Dick is the way this should be performed ongoing

surely one of those scientists or doctors could have been left off the macarthur fellows list this year to make room for my dick

WANNA CHANGE MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK

I've had very little sleep today and this is literally the funniest thing in the world to me right now.

"i'm so tired and bored of my dick"

you and me both brother

"At Frank's Arms are open, At Frank's Arms are soft, At Frank's Arms are warm and welcoming."

The way he sings "soft" kills me.

yes I wanted to mention the amazing parodies in the awards ceremony, every single one of those just kills me. I was singing "Hanging with Chico on the flipside" or whatever it is yesterday.

shawnie d, shawnie d
I'm the same shawn I used to be

I am not having a very good day today so I thought listening to "Dancing in my dick" might help. I am hear to report that it did and I'm not having a giggle fit while simultaneously chair dancing at my desk. My dick is the best.

I am hear

err, here

lol OK I don't think I'd heard Orinoco Dick until just now.

:)

this thing really is perfect

Of course my computer then froze right when I had the window open and was bopping along and a co-worker came by. Uh, what's that? Oh just My Dick. NBD. :/

Orinoco Dick might be my favorite

It's hilarious!

AOTY

I feel like "Ironic Dick" is being massively underrated

the backing vocals on ironic dick are perfect

They are all magic, but I have to say Dancing In My Dick is the best

"Sitting around crying by a broken dick"

MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK - just kills be but also yeah there are a lot of gems in that one for sure. It's my fave.

YOU SIT AROUND GETTING MY DICK
THERE'S A JOKE THERE SOMEWHERE MY DICK'S ON ME
I SHAKE MY DICK OFF MY SHOULDERS
COME ON BABY MY DICK'S ON ME

I have a feeling my dick could be someone!

be some dick, be some dick

I mean c'mon the imagery in that one is just top notch.

~we can sail, we can sail, with my dick it's pretty good~

"I put my dick around my shoulder" is astounding

i think the single biggest laugh is when the "sax" comes in on baker dick

last night I was trying to come up with Bruce Springsteen + poop jokes, but nothing but lines from Dancing in My Dick would come to mind. This release has been detrimental to my social life. :(

"this release".

still going hard

got my hopes up that this had placed in the albums poll when i saw this bumped this morning :(

Well, I think I might have finally found someone who doesn't think My Dick is the greatest thing ever. It's a sad day.