POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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He also makes a big point of saying ”barley” in fields of dick, which really cracked me up for some reason

fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 January 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

Was avoiding thread at work but omg this has just made my dick.

heartless restaurant reviewer (ledge), Saturday, 12 January 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

I don't want to find this so funny but I've listened to Piano Dick three times in a row and "my dick's at the bar they put bread in my dick and say dick what are you doing here" makes me howl with laughter every time.

carl agatha, Saturday, 12 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

I've changed my mind. Clearly Dancing in my Dick is the best thing that's ever happened ever.

go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

I just listened to it 4 times.

._.

go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

Heyyyyyy, my dick!

go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

More Than My Dick is the way this should be performed ongoing

NINO CARTER, Saturday, 12 January 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

surely one of those scientists or doctors could have been left off the macarthur fellows list this year to make room for my dick

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

WANNA CHANGE MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK

go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

I've had very little sleep today and this is literally the funniest thing in the world to me right now.

go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

"i'm so tired and bored of my dick"

you and me both brother

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

"At Frank's Arms are open, At Frank's Arms are soft, At Frank's Arms are warm and welcoming."

The way he sings "soft" kills me.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

yes I wanted to mention the amazing parodies in the awards ceremony, every single one of those just kills me. I was singing "Hanging with Chico on the flipside" or whatever it is yesterday.

shawnie d, shawnie d
I'm the same shawn I used to be

sleeve, Saturday, 12 January 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

I am not having a very good day today so I thought listening to "Dancing in my dick" might help. I am hear to report that it did and I'm not having a giggle fit while simultaneously chair dancing at my desk. My dick is the best.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

I am hear

err, here

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol OK I don't think I'd heard Orinoco Dick until just now.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

:)

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

this thing really is perfect

Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

Of course my computer then froze right when I had the window open and was bopping along and a co-worker came by. Uh, what's that? Oh just My Dick. NBD. :/

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

Orinoco Dick might be my favorite

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

It's hilarious!

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

AOTY

insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like "Ironic Dick" is being massively underrated

Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

the backing vocals on ironic dick are perfect

an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

They are all magic, but I have to say Dancing In My Dick is the best

"Sitting around crying by a broken dick"

insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

MY DICK, MY DICK, MY DICK - just kills be but also yeah there are a lot of gems in that one for sure. It's my fave.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

YOU SIT AROUND GETTING MY DICK
THERE'S A JOKE THERE SOMEWHERE MY DICK'S ON ME
I SHAKE MY DICK OFF MY SHOULDERS
COME ON BABY MY DICK'S ON ME

goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

I have a feeling my dick could be someone!

insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

be some dick, be some dick

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

I mean c'mon the imagery in that one is just top notch.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

~we can sail, we can sail, with my dick it's pretty good~

goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

"I put my dick around my shoulder" is astounding

insert witticism here (hypehat), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

i think the single biggest laugh is when the "sax" comes in on baker dick

goole, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

last night I was trying to come up with Bruce Springsteen + poop jokes, but nothing but lines from Dancing in My Dick would come to mind. This release has been detrimental to my social life. :(

Bill Goldberg Variations (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

"this release".

Bill Goldberg Variations (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

still going hard

goole, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

got my hopes up that this had placed in the albums poll when i saw this bumped this morning :(

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

Well, I think I might have finally found someone who doesn't think My Dick is the greatest thing ever. It's a sad day.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 February 2013 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

it's my dick its my dick

WHEN MY DICK IS AT THE WHEEL

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 9 February 2013 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

I've been giving all manner of pop songs the "my dick" treatment in my head, it's an illness. "I Wanna Hold My Dick", "Torn My Dick", "My Dick Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us", "Don't Dream It's My Dick", "My Dick Killed The Radio Star" &c &c.

It's fun but I think this may have ruined all music for me.

☯ t (wins), Saturday, 9 February 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

fields of dick got shafted

Z S, Saturday, 9 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

^

ron paulstretch (crüt), Saturday, 9 February 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

Baker Dick 05:44

i guess none of you have heard richard christy do the exact same thing on howard stern over the past 5-6 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOIs4UVAby0

billstevejim, Saturday, 9 February 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

a lot of these are funny but "baker dick" is an old joke to me

billstevejim, Saturday, 9 February 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

I think my favourite might actually be "Imagine Dick" because it's such a dickish song anyway and he does such a vicious impression of lennon's dickish dick voice, especially on the "yooo-haaa-ooooh" bits. That cracks me up.

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Saturday, 9 February 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

have cried so much from laughing so hard that now i need to go to bed.

hilarious topless cookie chef (the table is the table), Sunday, 10 February 2013 07:07 (eleven years ago) link

I think my favourite might actually be "Imagine Dick" because it's such a dickish song anyway and he does such a vicious impression of lennon's dickish dick voice, especially on the "yooo-haaa-ooooh" bits. That cracks me up.

deep otm

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 10 February 2013 07:11 (eleven years ago) link

/Baker Dick 05:44/

i guess none of you have heard richard christy do the exact same thing on howard stern over the past 5-6 years

Yeah it's a safe bet that few of us have listened to Howard Stern since "Private Parts" came out

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Sunday, 10 February 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

otm

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 10 February 2013 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

Sterns move to satellite was kind of a career killer, not that he doesn't make money and stuff but he's so niche now

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 10 February 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link


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