why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/10df679fa1767499a07653ea120e3d02/tumblr_mfw6axIUuH1r9g37fo1_1280.jpg

spotted on tumblr

Hahahahahaha, brilliant.

:-)

Heidegger write in emoticons?

The Kant quote is much more salient in the original though: "Piemand ist nerfekt!"

Today is a gift--that's why it's called the present :-{

Another least favorite,

someone posts a quote from a famous historical figure (Lincoln, MLK, Corbin Bernsen), and it is quickly pointed out that the quote is a hoax, so poster replies "OH so what, I like the quote anyway, who cares if he said it or not?"

What's the emoticon for Being-toward-death?

Today is a gift--that's why it's called the present :-{

― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Friday, January 11, 2013 12:11 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://data-futures.com/blog/angry.gif

Half of my co-workers had that as their sig, used to make me irrationally angry.

The other one I hated was "If something can go well, it will".

Erm, some of us use Murphy's Law as a planning tool to make sure to prepare for all types of scenarios, not a pessimistic statement, so feck off!

I would probably not want anyone who had the second quote as a tagline working for me.

esp not me, since my job involves identifying all things that can go wrong and testing them to make sure they don't.

I mean, any job that isn't mindless I would think requires thinking about things that could go wrong

'welp, boss, i'm gonna knock off for the week, finished everything, didn't test it, but i've got a positive attitude so it's all gonna work fine on monday'

'welp, boss, i'm gonna knock off for the week, finished everything, didn't test it, but i've got a positive attitude so it's all gonna work fine on monday when we install it in the airplane'

lol

so unless it's happened already, based on silly FB memes I'm already seeing, expect the "Why did Obama raise taxes when he said he didn't? #confused" JPGs to start rolling out soon. which is good as I needed to thin out my friends list anyway

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/582491_523134654373791_1633554274_n.jpg

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that's briliant

- bob marey

genious

briliand

belend

that quotes of the great philosophers ting is worse than most of the shit itt

idgi. Bed?

i think the joke is the if you think you are brilliant part

By this metric a potted plant is almost brilliant

Don't understand that one unless it's a "What does a cow drink?" way to make you misspell "brilliant".

and end with

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

THE HOLOCAUST

Also 'that start with' ?

test might be, if you answer it you fail

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/428056_323636631069670_1743136910_n.jpg

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posted right after the same person posted this:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/424153_323672314399435_1223348570_n.jpg

on the one hand this is the worst, on the other hand I kinda hope this person devolves into only ever using blockbuster movie scenes as a mouthpiece for conspiracy theories

on the third hand i'm pretty sure there are ilxors that agree w/ harry potter's sentiment

what, shouting girls down?

i meant the 'government is lying to you / doesn't that blow your mind' piece

there are ilxors who believe lots of things

about other ilxors

what if i told you... the general population... ilx... would lose their mind

it's just occurred to me i don't think i've ever read a conspiracy nut who suggested what they wanted doing about the big conspiracy

apart from BLOWING THE LID OFF said conspiracy you mean?

nah it's better to be one of the few who knows the TRUTH

pretty much yeah

it's like you never see nutjob conspiracy-hunting in the service of Maoism or National Socialim, it's always a separate end in itself. David Icke doesn't have any program i know of beyond "kill all lizards/royals/jews"

"we must fight the New World Order to create a world safe for local anarcho-syndicalist collectives"

it's almost as if these guys have a childlike view of human society

the solution is to harass innocent people apparently http://www.salon.com/2013/01/15/this_man_helped_save_six_children_is_now_getting_harassed_for_it

it's like you never see nutjob conspiracy-hunting in the service of Maoism or National Socialim

lol what

Harry Potter would call that game Chinese Whispers, FYI

oh right, that's what they're talking about. telephone game wtf?

It's like whatever you call it, only without bizarre racial overtones