why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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It certainly explains the sweeping federal anti-gun legislation that was passed immediately afterwards and how you can't buy guns anywhere anymore.

Oh wait...

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

hey, I didn't say racist, I said weird racial overtones!

mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

but yeah okay conspiracy theories have been used by political movements at times, it is different to the bug-eyed caffeinated video-game Columboisms of today's internet Controversial TV fans

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers

hadn't actually heard of the game under this name, myself

mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

xposts reared facial clover bones

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

Never mind all that:

this: http://www.salon.com/2013/01/15/this_man_helped_save_six_children_is_now_getting_harassed_for_it

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

it's all greek to me

mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

we read it upthread

was shocked to discover Truthers are malevolent babies with terrible social skills and no regard for other peoples' feelings. hope this guy tracks down and Buzz Aldrins every single dork that's phoned him

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

MMT meme otm

Mordy, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

I knew about Chinese whispers because Dr. Who said it once low and behold when I searched about it I found a ton of who nerds debating as to whether this made the Doctor racially insensitive or not because sometimes nerds like to forget that the things characters say are written by mere mortal humans, sometimes living in the 1970s. Anyway....

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
The Matrix actually wasn't a very good or original movie?

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

car coming

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes the best road is the one that has lane lines on the sides instead of in the middle for some reason

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes it's best not to build a road through beautiful countryside you twat

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

guys I think it might be a shop

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

how can you tell?

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

shadow on his face looks off

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

some dude on FB already objecting to calling them Truthers even tho they kinda adopted the name for themselves...

NINO CARTER, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

more like falsers

mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes, The Best False Is The One You Truth.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

would the dude on FB prefer that we call them lunatics? cz it def has a nice ring to it.

Aimless, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

maybe transfuckwit?

for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:05 (eleven years ago) link

like part of him identifies as a moron, and his other personality is a bag of dicks?

for the relief of unbearable space hugs (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://i45.tinypic.com/334hy5y.png

naadje draadje (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

as an american, it just isnt cool to plot that

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

"co-lla-bo"

Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

"you have two bullets, choose wisely" -dalai lama

Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

xxp LOL. That's actually much more reasonable than I'd expect a random Facebook post to be. "Hey I don't like the man, but I respect the office!" is a nice sentiment that seems to have disappeared in the past 12 years.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know any 8-year-olds that can sit still for 20 minutes, let alone do it and try to mentally concentrate. (nb I think I only know one 8 year old)

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

ps that girl is totes thinking about puppies or ice cream or how bored she is.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

bob marley now infiltrating the non-quote sector of facebook

#guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

also feel like maybe the govt should take guns away from anyone who fantasizes about killing a six year old

#guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

8 yo thinking UGGGH MOM CAN I OPEN MY EYES NOW AND GET OFF THIS DUMB MOUNTAIN THIS IS BOOOOOOORING

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

she's not even in full-lotus position. DISQUALIFIED!

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

I can sit in a pretty extreme full lotus position and have been able to do so since I was very young, I don't know if it's because I'm double-jointed somehow or if learning what it was when I was tiny and bendy left me able to do it forevermore. #braggin2013

(panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

I think people are generally more limber when they are younger so its a good idea to train your body to do stuff then. I could do lotus-style when I was like 12 but now its hard for me to put socks on. I need to lose weight and get into shape.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

sick, most people can do it when theyre kids but i dont think ive ever met an adult who isnt some yoga freak or w/e who can

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not even a yoga freak. But I am reading Zen Mind, Beginner's Mind finally so I might have an advantage if I start doing some half-assed zazen.

(panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

most stuff i've read on meditation agrees that getting comfortable is way more important than being able to go full lotus

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 08:50 (eleven years ago) link

how are you supposed to get into buddha heaven if you can't even go full lotus

#guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 09:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.castlesportscars.co.uk/media/images/gallerylarge/3_10_8874Lotus_Elise_1600_2.jpg

brb, storming heaven in my lotus

ledge, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

You know what, I'm really beginning to fucking hate science.

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394952_530625956958420_24964258_n.jpg

Neil S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

just keep telling yourself it's not science's fault

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:26 (eleven years ago) link

if anything i blame a plethora of shitty pop science publishing, right up there with Tragic Life Stories on the train station book shop pile

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 10:27 (eleven years ago) link


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