why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I just love how the wording presumes that such a thing is easy for dudes.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

IF A GIRL ADMITS SHE LIKES YOU ON A BEACH, KNOW THAT YOUR ALARM HAS PROBABLY BEEN GOING OFF FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES AND YOU ARE LATE FOR WORK

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ hurt myself lolling at this

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 January 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

and so to bed :\

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 January 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

lool hurting

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

lmao @ Hurting

ey, Monday, 21 January 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link

The cavalcade of wacky fonts is really what puts it over the top

Moodles, Monday, 21 January 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

beauty for your eyes to see indeed

▼ardkore mort▼ (DJ Mencap), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

comic sans for your soul

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

the 5 fonts you meet in Heaven

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

nelson-laugh.jpg

Butt Trump tweet (Matt P), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

Our neighbors has chickens. They live their lives caged within in a fenced-in chicken house. The neighborhood coyotes find this situation disgusting.

Aimless, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 03:53 (eleven years ago) link

the coyotes are posting the meme

Mordy, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

"fuck you"

— john cage

the maybe of bâcon (clouds), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol clouds

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

eddie vader understands the ginormity of the situation

#guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

Edie Vader

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

of all the photos of him to use I mean cmon

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

i think that's a good picture, looks like he's rockin for freedom

Spectrum, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

xpost idk he's kinda got crazy hobo hair

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

ha what

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

I love how the Federal Reserve one, except for the modern bill, appears to be stock photo and typeface from 1990. No doubt today's weakened currency couldn't pay for a graphic designer.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

keep calm and tl:dr

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

people are animals

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

i think that was made by someone who has never actually seen the original KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON and just thinks it's a generic meme rubric

#guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

keep calm and stfu

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

you actually do have to be an animal to support animal rights

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

i just love the people that feel the need to spell this shit out for the rest of us

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

are animal rights activists really the group you need to be convincing to support gay rights

#guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

the people you need to convince are animals

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

you don't have to be civil to support civil rights - Martin Luther King Jr

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

humans that support animal rights are species traitors

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

you don't have to be a queen to support the crown

mh, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

what is Facebook even for anymore

(panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

but u can have constitutional monarchies d00d

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 10:03 (eleven years ago) link

tbf if it wasn't a constitutional monarchy he cd execute you for not liking his wall posts

you jelly like bitter lemon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 10:09 (eleven years ago) link

brought to you by perspective.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 10:10 (eleven years ago) link

When I am king, you will be posted on my wall.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mbuS5gi.jpg

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

oops

http://i.imgur.com/mbuS5gi.jpg

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

well that sucks. I guess my main issue with that one, other than the implied rockism, is stand up comedy being recreated as Facebook wall images. Why? Why? Why?

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

really jarring use of 'bastard' there

Crack On, Have A Booze (with Manda Rin) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link


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