why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

guys maybe the secret message is in the white font

― Eden Hazard otm (Noodle Vague), Thursday, January 24, 2013 4:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"someone will see what you are and treat you the way you treated"

creepy

some bacon loving robot zombie stalking s1ocki, hating on ugly fonts

imagine no more

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, January 24, 2013 4:02 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol ty

Just give me something w a nice baseline and a rockin' descender.

lolling so hard at noodle vague's l'oreal ad

http://i.imgur.com/CzxPwGE.png

^first time i ever saw that quote was on a sign at occupy LA

(not attributed to jobs himself obv)

thats why i had to post this one

we have no steve. we have no bob. we have no johnnies.

http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/8/22320/72702.jpg

"fuck off and die." - bob marley

some bacon loving robot zombie stalking s1ocki, hating on ugly fonts

http://savoiaonline.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/rub-some-bacon-on-it-parody-song.jpg?w=640&h=392&crop=1

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!

^^^ spotted on board outside pub in Islington.

Bring back Danbert!

Ten years ago Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope were all still alive. Now they're all dead.

-Bob Marley

ok i'm posting that

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/37076_4448329771071_1669928651_n.jpg

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/554327_4448330131080_1254178109_n.jpg

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/5040_4448329451063_1134157103_n.jpg

That Cinderella one manages to be offensive in every possible way AND not funny in any possible way.

this latest streak by harbl is making my eyes go blurry

Yeah fuck "ghetto" families, amirite guys?

that last one reminds me of this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cb/FennBoxingHelena.jpg/215px-FennBoxingHelena.jpg

Yeah fuck "ghetto" families, amirite guys?

i assumed that one was meant to be satirical, please reassure me that i'm not kidding myself

As underdog fight movies go, sure beats the Rocky franchise.

i don't think it's satirical

this person most recently liked "Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses"

i weep for humanity :(

rip humans

.. a new one.

"Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses"

exhibiting symptoms of "nice guy syndrome," run for the hills

I laughed at the Cinderella one.

me too

it couldve been better phrased but the concept is sound

who ran the racist "some ecard" user card through an instagram filter ffs

haha

for that old-timey racist feel

1. Create some e-card
2. Import image file into iPhoto
3. Order print
4. Take Instagram photo of print
5. Upload to Facebook

6. Import Instagram image into iPhoto
7. Order print
8. Throw print in the river

9. Throw self in river

sure, instagram is great for seeing what my friends are up to but it also makes my racist jokes more bloggable

or is it 'bloggible'

blobiggle

blo-jibble

ghetto family

I mean let's face it, if all the Disney heroines were nipping off a hidden water bottle of something stronger it would explain one hell of a lot, tbh.

losing shoes is totally a level of drunkness

level 7 iirc

just past incomprehensible angry drunk txts

Here's that "ghetto family" pic, as per request:

http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/thumbnail/aircraft_military_bomber_planes_b1_lancer_desktop_1024x768_hd-wallpaper-815817.jpg