Those Brits sure love their Thatcher

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FFS, Clarkson/Snow/etc., stop apologising/repenting. Anne Boleyn was guillotined, deal with it.

Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 6 February 2009 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry, what am I doing? I appear to have got involved in a debate on the internet about which racist is worse than the other.

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Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Friday, 6 February 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Lord Foulkes "It is an absolute outrage of the worst kind. Disabled people will be up in arms about it, Scottish people will be angry – and it should concern all of us that the prime minister has been accused of lying."

ah see i was with him until that final bit (hey dude remember that little bit of trouble in Iraq a few years back?)

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Friday, 6 February 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Didn't Clarkson have a go at someone who accused him of cottaging or something? Can dish it it out, can't...etc. Also the man is an outrageous liar.

The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 6 February 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Proved by science.

The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 6 February 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I think the One Show should replace Adrain Chiles with Hardeep Singh Kohli, coz he's a much nicer bloke.

jel --, Friday, 6 February 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

nah he's annoying

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Friday, 6 February 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

racist

jel --, Friday, 6 February 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

twice in one day?? what are the chances

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Friday, 6 February 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I used to like HSK in that sitcom based in Glasgow(?) but when he was on celebrity apprentice (i think it was) he was tremendously annoying.

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Obviously this apology is completely meaningless. He meant precisely what he said. His fans will know that he apologised with a twinkle in his eye, and probably agree with him anyway, he gets a shitload of publicity for his crappy tv programme and the bbc ratings go up. Everyone wins.

The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 6 February 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

The Hardeep geezer is, indeed, annoying. He is not totally without wit, but his superior tone is bad.

the pinefox, Friday, 6 February 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

apparently The One Show had it's second best ever ratings yesterday

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Friday, 6 February 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I like that programme where he patronises kids. That's about his level.

The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 6 February 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Singh that is not Chiles.

The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 6 February 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Adrian Chiles is just awful, I hate his miserabilist everyman act.

jel --, Friday, 6 February 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

According to insiders, Thatcher – who won ITV1 reality series I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! in 2005 – was chatting with The One Show host Adrian Chiles and guest Jo Brand about the Australian Open when she described an unnamed player as a "golliwog".

It is thought she was referring to Jo-Wilfried Tsonga of France, who went out of the competition in the quarter finals.

Apparently it has not been mentioned here, but it is now (in many quarters) believed she was actually talking about Gael Monfils of France, who went out of the competition in the 8th finals. No less a stupid & offensive thing to say obv, if this is the case, but a bit more ahem "understandable" in the "but Ronaldinho HAS large teeth" vein.

anatol_merklich, Sunday, 8 February 2009 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Um, those dolls at Sandringham looked like..
http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2008/06/05/zzMonfils_narrowweb__300x422,0.jpg

...?

Mark G, Monday, 9 February 2009 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link

..right?

Mark G, Monday, 9 February 2009 10:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Adrian Chiles is one of the few TV presenters I would happily leave my children with for the day. If I had children, that is.

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Monday, 9 February 2009 10:30 (fifteen years ago) link

myleene Klass? Although she seems quite busy...

Mark G, Monday, 9 February 2009 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd leave my kids with her alright.

special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 9 February 2009 10:33 (fifteen years ago) link

What does that even mean?

NotEnough, Monday, 9 February 2009 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link

NotEnough knowledge of vulgar slang, morelike

am I selling cardamom or am I selling thyme (DJ Mencap), Monday, 9 February 2009 11:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Um, those dolls at Sandringham looked like..
...?
..right?

Awp. Should probably not have said anything but.... what first took me aback with CT's original remark (APART FROM THE OBV)

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 14 February 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago) link

oops tab enter

Awp. Should probably not have said anything but.... what first took me aback with CT's original remark (APART FROM THE OBV) was that apart from CT not yet having entered the post-colonial age apparently -- -- -- Tsonga? Wtf. It seems way unlikely. Dude is a BLOCK of a man, not at all ragdolly! Gael Force at least has spiky comicbook hair. Hence I found that story more credible.

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 14 February 2009 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Sprinter Dwain Chambers is to make a formal complaint to the BBC after he was the victim of an abusive prank call by the comedian Iain Lee during a phone-in on Radio 5 Live. Lee, who appears regularly on BBC1's One Show, rang a phone-in hosted by Victoria Derbyshire on Monday and, posing as a member of the public called 'Tony', accused Chambers, who served a two-year ban for taking performance-enhancing drugs, of being "whacked up to the eyeballs on goof balls".

Encouraged by Derbyshire to air his strident views, 'Tony' then subjected the sprinter to a vitriolic rant, referring to the "goof balls and whack balls" he put into his bloodstream and finishing with the statement: "I'm going to buy your book and I'm going to burn your book without reading it."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/athletics/4582698/Dwain-Chambers-demands-BBC-apology-over-prank-call.html

James Mitchell, Saturday, 14 February 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I do wonder on whose side the Daily Mail crew will be on that last one. Will they be able to pass up another chance to have a go at the Beeb's lax standards, or will they want to go for the throat of a notorious drug cheat who possesses the wrong colour of skin for their tastes?

That's what you'd call a real ethical dilemma for them. It would almost be entertaining to watch them wrestle with it.

Stone Monkey, Saturday, 14 February 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

fucking hell iain lee is a massive prick and really needs to bury himself alive out of shame.
why this prickhole is on the one show i dont know.

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Saturday, 14 February 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

GHOSTBUSTERS 2 LOL

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Saturday, 14 February 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, iain lee is a dude who doesn't really need to exist

Bonkers candy, the Nabisco candy (stevie), Saturday, 14 February 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Never mind that the tactics they used to destroy The One Show’s reporter Carol Thatcher were reminiscent of the old East German Stasi, under whose rule people who refused to do and say what they were told were destroyed.

Brilliance, just absolute brilliance.

The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

marcello has a column in a tabloid now?

Bonkers candy, the Nabisco candy (stevie), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link

six months pass...

An administrative blunder under the Thatcher government that has only just come to light has opened the door for retailers to sell unauthorised DVDs and video games, including banned films and pornography, to anyone, including under-age children without legal threat.

The Crown Prosecution Service has been told to drop cases relating to offences under the Video Recordings Act, which imposes statutory requirements for videos, DVDs and some video games to be classified and age-rated by the British Board of Film Classification.

The Conservative government’s apparent failure to notify the European Union of the existence of the VRA in 1984 means that the legislation is no longer enforceable in the UK.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/5ae7b4c4-90f1-11de-bc99-00144feabdc0.html

James Mitchell, Monday, 24 August 2009 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

UK now officially better than US

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

shit I'd better get a shopping list together for you guys

nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it's there already, it just has big fuck-off circles covering everything, or so i'm led to believe.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

We already have a perfectly workable system in place whereby 7 year-olds just tell their parents to buy GTA for them in Gamestation.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 August 2009 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

and wait ouside, smoking a fag

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 24 August 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh dear:

"This must be a massive embarrassment to the Tories, especially as David Cameron was the special adviser to the home secretary in 1993 when the law was amended."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8219438.stm

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, can't wait to hit Dixons or Woolworths and stock up on some banned VHS tapes now.

JTS, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

"This must be a massive embarrassment to the Tories, especially as David Cameron was the special adviser to the home secretary in 1993 when the law was amended."

Yeah right. Because Cameron has shown real signs of being electorally hindered by everything the Tories did in the 80s and 90s.

Tuncay Stryder (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Still not dead?

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link


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