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Argh. I guess it's gotta be better than being puked on violently in bed, but still.

― Ally, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

never heard 'Spacer' by Sheila & B. Devotion and would dearly love to. I'd forgotten about that... where's Napster when you need it

― Loop Dandy, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

man that's a great song! thanx for reminding me of it, i'm gonna dig that out & listen to it right now!

― duane, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've never had a shot. I've never eaten a hamburger. I've never swallowed a pill. I've never played backgammon.

― Otis Wheeler, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

liar Otis

― Mike Hanley, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You're right. I have had shots of anaesthetics admitted to the inside of my mouth.

― Otis Wheeler, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've never been on a plane nor stayed in a hotel.

― Graham, Wednesday, 1 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

liar Graham!

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i've never pooped on ally.

― Geoff, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i've never had blood taken. not to donate blood or even for a blood test. i hate needles. i'm sure i wouldn't faint or anything if i did have a blood test. but i'll probably never get around to having one cos the thought of it grosses me out anyway.

― lady die, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Never ridden a bike or a rollercoaster.

Martin: now you have an excuse to come to Crystal Palace (i.e. not just to pick up those CD crates).

― Michael Jones, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

isn't this a drinking game?

― lady die, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes it is a drinking game. And wouldn't you know it, SOMEBODY just HAD to say, "I've never masturbated on public transport". Then, they made me explain.

― dave q, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I have never met Sheena Easton.

― Nick, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i actually have masturbated on public transport, did you need to know that? aeroplanes at least a few times, also once in the back of a bus going over, can't remember, either the Rangitata or the Rakaia bridge at night. I wouldnt do that now, it'd be creepy if a guy my age jacked off on a bus. but hey yr only young once.

― duane, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

so what's YOUR public transp. J.O. story, Dave? spill yr seed!

― duane, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Skytrain, Vancouver, wanted to see if I could get away with it, didn't get as far as busting a nut though as I remembered the presence of video cameras, so to make it look marginally less weird I got up and had a piss on the floor.

― dave q, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

well i've certainly never tried this on public transport. a girl tried to give me a blow job on the bus once, but i'm far too sensible and had to stop her.

― gareth, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i'm beginning to regret that answer now. oh dear!

― gareth, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You're right, Gareth. You ARE far too sensible!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've never given anyone a blow job on a bus before.

― Ally, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The great thing about ILE is that you never know which of your posts is going to be The One that follows you to your posting grave.

― Tom, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

There is a posting grave? I've never been there either.

― Ally, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Tom, i think i know which one will be following me. look, there were, like, families and kids and shit on that bus ok? it was about 3 in the afternoon. i can't believe i'm talking about this...

― gareth, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've never shot anyone.

...who didn't, you know, *really* have it coming....

― Chris, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm still shaking my head at you, Gareth. My rock-and-roll image of you has been utterly destroyed.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've never given anyone a blow job on a bus before.

Before when?

― Nick, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Before next time I see you on a bus, cowboy. Etc.

― Ally, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I never went out with Tanya Roberts.

― He's Not Here, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I got a blowjob while on a train. An old man went: "Do you think we dont know what you're doing?!". His eyes were furiously popping out of his head. My girlfriend kept going. We were 14 years old.

― Simon, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

that post would be so much better without the last two sentences.

― ethan, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"i have never" been so disgusted with reading a thread on ILE before.

― lady die, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

David and I fucked in a greyhound bathroom heading to see my father in Winnipeg. It was 3 am and we thought eveyone was asleep. They were , except for the driver who was amused. He approched us in the station the next morning and thanked for making his night more fun.

― anthony, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I bet he was rubbing the poke... Oh never mind.
I have never eaten a dog nor cat. I hope.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That made no sense.

― anthony, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

How is your nose this morning, He's-Not-Here? I think it quite suits you longer.

Mentioning the proper names of exes now we're on google = potential dud. ;)

― Tom, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hey, but isn't Tanya Roberts like, Sheena of the Jungle, Donna's mom, and a Bond girl to boot?

― Kim, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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