why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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my back hurts. that makes me feel old.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

What was the context of the tipping picture? Was the person who posted it approving of it or pointing out what an asshole that guy was?

Moodles, Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

tipping

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

Women post something in an off-topic thread: cute, quirky, 'oh! Help me use computer!'
Men post something in an off-topic thread: sick, 'perverted,' beatings from Thread Police

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

I assumed that non-tipper was a woman because of the handwriting!

:C (crüt), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

women grabbing crotches

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

"doing work"

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

I got news for iradio. I can feel old all on my own. And it isn't some 'sudden' thing. And when Lucille Ball croaked ages ago, I felt nothing. Nothing.

Aimless, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

wait, there were five years during friends where phoebe had triplets? i don't remember any of this. *olllllld*

#guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

seriously anyone who stayed with Friends to the point where they were having kids deserves to feel old because it sucked

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

Huckleberry Finn would be 146 this year.
Tristram Shandy would be 295.
Emma and Charles Bovary would be 199.

Take a moment - let it sink in.
Bet you suddenly feel very old.

Øystein, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

jesus would be 2013 today...let it sink in

iatee, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

Assuming they were in their "Revolver" phase, the Beets would have been broken up for 16 years.

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

Proper response to imaginary Friends' imaginary kids thing, "oh, they grow up so fast!"

Aimless, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

how old would scrappy-doo be now

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

Elaine probably would have ran out of sponges 12 years ago

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

I have never seen an episode of Friends.

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Also it's just now occurring to me what an asinine name for a show that is.

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

It's like they wanted to call it "Heterosexuals" but thought it had too many syllables.

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

i'm so old i don't know who ben and emma are

mookieproof, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

Bart Simpson should be 33 years old now, lol

frogbs, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

right?

maybe Ben was one of the ducks

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

eventually we'll all be harassing our kids with facebook macros from the old folks home

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

"what, you can't pick up the phone and give your mother a call?"
- Bob Marley

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

loool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

Elaine probably would have ran out of sponges 12 years ago

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I keep feeling old and confused because those have been back on the market, then back off, and I think back on since the show aired.

mh, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

They're back on.

carl agatha, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

we're talking about that on the tipping thread

mh, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

Ah. Carry on then!

carl agatha, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

that woman's "church" sounds like a drug front

ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Friday, 1 February 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

and why is that

mookieproof, Friday, 1 February 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

a 15-member church in a storefront?

ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Friday, 1 February 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

that's not that uncommon, dude

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 February 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

I think half of a dead shopping mall I know of was churches or rehearsal spaces or w/e until they decided to finally kill it

mh, Friday, 1 February 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/155029_560052590672101_460219377_n.jpg

"Alright, alright, you're forgiven. Now will you fuck off?"

dog latin, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

in south minneapolis where i live there's like 100 storefront chruches like Missionary Christ The Redeemer Warrior Evangelical Church Of the Holy Spirit type places with like handmade signs and stuff. I don't think they are fronts for anything, just some dude or dudette calls themselves a preacher and starts preaching

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

or now actually lots of times there are a lot of them taking over actual churches that were aging presbyterian or lutheran churches that closed

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

yeah there's a little storefront church on my block between a bar and a laundromat

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

my neighborhood is storefront church central. i kinda like it.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

It's common in the evangelical traditions for people to break off from the church they attend and start their own. My favorite IT guy at my old job started his own church.* I think it was out of his house, but he was relatively new to the pastoring gig and seemed to be pretty successful so maybe he'll have a storefront or similar one day.

*We mostly talked about Star Trek.

carl agatha, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

the only reason i was snarky upthread is because she was saying she "gives got 10%" and obviously a start-up church isn't going to have much accountability in terms of the finances compared to a mainstream denomination where there is a church board and an office manager and the pastor is assigned from the national organization and paid a set salary etc

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

i would attend a church headed by thestartrekman xp

ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

I wouldn't recommend it. He's a great IT guy (at least compared to the other bozos that worked there) and fun to talk to about science fiction, but I've accidentally veered into theological territory with him and he quickly loses his charm when the conversation takes that turn.

carl agatha, Friday, 1 February 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

I'm just wondering where this server came from if the money they get doesn't count as God's. Doesn't that mean when God created everything, this server is something he had no part in creating, thus there must be a rival deity creating people outside of God's jurisdiction and thereby barging in on God's potential profits. It does make her more sympathetic: clearly she believes in a polytheistic cosmology and the God she donates money to is every day losing out to random people, clearly this God is lacking in power/authority and needs all the cash it can get.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 February 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

the rend unto caesar what is his because it all ends up in the same place theory of tithing

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 February 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

"we do the opposite of what america does -- the opposite of what america does."

#guy #guy fieri #poop #hallway (zachlyon), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

banksters

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 1 February 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago) link


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