OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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lawl who is this

― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 July 2012 10:52 (6 months ago)

any advances on this

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

@electrolemon is next level

乒乓, Sunday, 3 February 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

jerry cat aol.com ‏@dogboner
*is a product of millions of years of evolution* *born into the most technologically advanced civilization in history* *refreshes website*

sleepingbag, Friday, 15 February 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

solitary tweets that effortlessly summarize the spirt of twitter

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 15 February 2013 07:27 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

joke twitter/weird twitter crossover comix, digging these

http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/

sleepingbag, Friday, 1 March 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

i like the tweets but the art is awwwwfulll

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

none of these are nearly as funny when drawn. its not the jokes, i guess, but the tweet construction itself, fitting stuff in that small amount of characters, brevity and evocativeness, etc., that makes them really work.

s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

really underlines the weird twitter is like poetry argument.

s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

i think they'd be funny if the art was better

frogbs, Sunday, 3 March 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

nah, the art is really nice, and fairly twitter-style even.

but this is really how twitter-jokes should translate to comic form: http://wolfpuppy.net/comic/1.html

s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

(all of them i mean, not that one in particular)

s.clover, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://wolfpuppy.net/comic/16.png

it warms my heart to imagine ppl on different continents appreciating this

ogmor, Sunday, 3 March 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEaH7y5CQAASDvd.jpg

max, Sunday, 3 March 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

is that andrew cuomo?

balls, Sunday, 3 March 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

idk i just think the art style is just visually unpleasant and makes me not want to look at it?

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

i'm with you

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte

lag∞n, Monday, 4 March 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

finally some twitter shit i can get into

Mordy, Monday, 4 March 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

has nothing to do with the art, literal representations of jokes are never, ever funny

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 4 March 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

I think it does - I could see most Perry Bible Fellowship comics working as tweets but obviously the art really helps there

frogbs, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

the best parts of some of these tweets are entirely in the phrasing and the description.

i'm not racist, but, *cranes neck to see if anyone's around. keeps craning. head unscrews entirely. out of the hole pour jewels & mysteries*

this is almost entirely a verbal joke. it's a verbal joke about an image, but the verbal turn is what gives it the action, or actually the multiple verbal turns, in the shift from direct address to action, and then the shift from craning to unscrewing, etc. the way it builds up the gag is all about how those few words are chosen. and how does one draw a "mystery" anyway?

s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

they're in large part jokes about how we communicate in txts and on twitter. just like a hueg part of pbf strips are jokes about genres of comic and representational art, not the raw punchlines themselves.

s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

okay stop

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

i guess you'd have to cite examples but to me the art part of PBF is a great element of the overall presentation but not really integral to the joke.

meanwhile I think most UtilityLimb tweets are unfuckable for those reasons, but some of those comics seem like they'd work with better art

frogbs, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

it's fan art

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

that's why it's bad

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

sorry but great tweets lend themselves to overthinking.

s.clover, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

also most of those comics are from the bad part of weird twitter thats all favstar 18 yr olds just rearranging the same set of tropes

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

more like [dad|weed|hitler|piss|dog|teens|boner] twitter

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

yes

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

ok ok ok
ok

sleepingbag, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

ilx not a fan of twitter the comic the tumblr

sleepingbag, Monday, 4 March 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

this is almost entirely a verbal joke. it's a verbal joke about an image, but the verbal turn is what gives it the action, or actually the multiple verbal turns, in the shift from direct address to action, and then the shift from craning to unscrewing, etc. the way it builds up the gag is all about how those few words are chosen. and how does one draw a "mystery" anyway?

― s.clover, Monday, March 4, 2013 12:55 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this otm

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

its like dont u know how to read, why do u need to see pictures of joeks

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

also most of those comics are from the bad part of weird twitter thats all favstar 18 yr olds just rearranging the same set of tropes

― max, Monday, March 4, 2013 1:47 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

wait there's another part to weird twitter??

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

the goons who came up with those tropes

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

those dudes are virtually indistinguishable from the 18 yr olds and/or just tweet about israel all day

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

eh not to put too fine a point on it but i think there is a vast difference between e.g. patricia lockwood and the million people who adopted the "sext tweet" format after her

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

noted somethingawful goon patricia lockwood

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

haha

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

who is actually humorous on "weird twitter?" dril and utilitylimb and patricia lockwood are funny but like i followed rare_basement for a minute and it's just a menagerie of retweets from guys with "dudehugs420boner" names that are almost staggeringly unfunny

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

seems like it's a ton of, yeah, "favstar 18 yr olds"

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

the secret is that 'weird twitter' is never humorous as you experience it in the present

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

like if a dude has >5,000 tweets then like 4990 of those are guaranteed garbage, and the other 10 are on favstar

乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

kind of the impression i got but hey most of the "weird twitter" guys that follow me are old men posing as adult babies and shit like that so

ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, twitter is full of that sort of noise, you have to learn how to manage it xp

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

you can manually turn off retweets by certain ppl u follow, iirc. that helps.

also, it's v v wise to block people who are sucky and bad so they don't unexpectedly get retweeted into your timeline.

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 4 March 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

like if a dude has >5,000 tweets then like 4990 of those are guaranteed garbage, and the other 10 are on favstar

― 乒乓, Monday, 4 March 2013 22:25 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is why utility limb was so good because of the insanely high consistency of good tweets

plax (ico), Monday, 4 March 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

rare_basement is the queen of the favstar crew

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

bandit, dril, fart, dogboner, pupy are all (iirc) ex-boons. lockwood and notopoulos arent but theyre not favstarcrewe

max, Monday, 4 March 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link


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