why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

the only reason i was snarky upthread is because she was saying she "gives got 10%" and obviously a start-up church isn't going to have much accountability in terms of the finances compared to a mainstream denomination where there is a church board and an office manager and the pastor is assigned from the national organization and paid a set salary etc

i would attend a church headed by thestartrekman xp

I wouldn't recommend it. He's a great IT guy (at least compared to the other bozos that worked there) and fun to talk to about science fiction, but I've accidentally veered into theological territory with him and he quickly loses his charm when the conversation takes that turn.

I'm just wondering where this server came from if the money they get doesn't count as God's. Doesn't that mean when God created everything, this server is something he had no part in creating, thus there must be a rival deity creating people outside of God's jurisdiction and thereby barging in on God's potential profits. It does make her more sympathetic: clearly she believes in a polytheistic cosmology and the God she donates money to is every day losing out to random people, clearly this God is lacking in power/authority and needs all the cash it can get.

the rend unto caesar what is his because it all ends up in the same place theory of tithing

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/5509_531329090234910_1679236567_n.jpg

"we do the opposite of what america does -- the opposite of what america does."

banksters

combination of banker and hipster?

In Iceland, we arrest all the bankers with the ironic moustaches, also Bjork.

quickmeme.com

I and I bail out the people and jail the banksters - Bob Marley

image even more lol after the radio segment I heard this morning explaining how Iceland's government paid all the Icelandic people who lost money when a large bank collapsed, but all foreign investors were SOL

Yeah, but they have to like your name before you get it.

i posted another motivational picture on facebook just now.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/555204_10152047386397137_1141144951_n.jpg

- Junior Bob Marley

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398358_213021182163910_1043037348_n.jpg

...

OW

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Huu2pO1vkbo/SdI6IUWmzlI/AAAAAAAAA7s/gphjybUXo60/s400/slinkies.jpg

KEEP CALM YOUR HAVING A MIGRAINE

"fun to talk to about science fiction, but I've accidentally veered into theological territory with him and he quickly loses his charm when the conversation takes that turn."

http://www.memefive.com/memes/jehmz6w.jpg

http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/picdump-1028-38.jpg

WHO THE FUCK DOES JOHNNY DEPP KEEP TELLING THESE THINGS TO

BOB MARLEY

ok ok sorry

hope this makes up for it

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7me2c6ZAt1r8stj5o1_500.jpg

jesus christ i can't

See that bitch right there?

The one you just called fat?
She has an eating disorder and she looks better than ever.
The one you just called ugly?
She spends tons of time and money trying to conform to society's ideal of female beauty.

There's a lot more to bitches than you think. Also, let's go trip some people!

See that weird bug?
YOUR MOTHER'S DEAD

Kinda think that should be printed out with one or two words per page and released as a companion volume to David F Wallace's "This is Water"

Maybe throw in George Saunders' essay "A Thought Experiment" while you're at it:
"You would not blame a banana for being the banana that it is. You would not expect it to have autocorrected its bent stem or willed itself into a brighter shade of yellow. Why is it, then, so natural for us to blame a person for being the person she is, to expect her to autocorrect her shirllness, say, or to will herself into a perkier, more efficient person?"

In the future everyone is famous for giving a 15 minute motivational speaking presentation.

Some day we'll get a TED offshoot that's all actors playing writers holding commencement speeches, lectures, being interviewed etc.
Like that thing where Christopher Plummer plays Nabokov lecturing on Kafka's The Transformation.

First episode: Tim Roth IS Rilke writing his letters to a young poet.

wd totally put a banana under heavy manners if it displeased me fyi

http://i.imgur.com/eKnN40a.jpg

Dad

lonely offspring thinking baout daddy

and u fags better shut up btw wtf u may be fathers "in the eyes of the law" but u aint Dads.. and remember u r breaking gods heart </3

haha i sense someone wants to SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

You only have one Gay Dad

a+

Actually you might have two.

two dads are better than one

I tried hard to have a Dad/But instead I had a father

So if your dad is alive or if he is deceased you are supposed to post that. That includes almost everyone!

99% of you Dadless scum won't repost this

plz understand that by reposting you shall apotheosize your father from mere fatherhood to dadiety. that's why 99% will shamefacedly skulk off and ignore this clarion call. bcz his dad can beat up your father.

ironically, iceland turns out to not be as good as they say at jailing banksters:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/03/world/europe/iceland-prosecutor-of-bankers-sees-meager-returns.html?pagewanted=1&_r=0

I hate the word, banksters, so much.

^^^ almost as bad as, and often used in by same people as, sheeple

*turns away from castle walls towards torch-wielding neighbor, stabs in the neck with pitchfork*