why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

haha i sense someone wants to SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

You only have one Gay Dad

a+

Actually you might have two.

two dads are better than one

I tried hard to have a Dad/But instead I had a father

So if your dad is alive or if he is deceased you are supposed to post that. That includes almost everyone!

99% of you Dadless scum won't repost this

plz understand that by reposting you shall apotheosize your father from mere fatherhood to dadiety. that's why 99% will shamefacedly skulk off and ignore this clarion call. bcz his dad can beat up your father.

ironically, iceland turns out to not be as good as they say at jailing banksters:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/03/world/europe/iceland-prosecutor-of-bankers-sees-meager-returns.html?pagewanted=1&_r=0

I hate the word, banksters, so much.

^^^ almost as bad as, and often used in by same people as, sheeple

*turns away from castle walls towards torch-wielding neighbor, stabs in the neck with pitchfork*

congresscritters

rethuglicans

pundnebb

wanna meet that dad

whats he like??

his face is suffused with golden light

smells like meat

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/163336_443341945736439_910957650_n.jpg

CAUTION

wouldn't fat people be worth more anyway

lol

okay some of those upside down tiles are MAKING ME CRAZY

wilful upside-down-ness

I don't trust scrabble tiles with point markings to tell me I can't be appraised

this does not have the capacity to measure your worth but if this was laid out on a scabble board with some strategically placed triple word scores I'D SMOKE YOUR ASS AHAHAHA I BEAT YOU

http://brightstrangethings.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/johnnydepp_attribution.jpg?w=652

And who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8md0aIku61ruhtb7o1_1280.jpg

finally a Facebook macro we can all get behind

Cautionary Scrabble arrangements really are a great parenting technique.

Are there a lot of people out there looking for life lessons from Captain Jack Sparrow?

Captain Jack Scrabble Arrangement, now then you'd have something.

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/563719_557611624249820_1926023677_n.jpg
"Image via Real Truth Now"

Had to look him up: "John Michael Green is an American author of young adult fiction and a YouTube vlogger and educator."

sorry for huge:

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/531811_10151427048800155_2096892222_n.jpg

Not caring about offending people is that how stephen fry got his nose broke

lol DavidM john green is sort of a massive celebrity at this point, even before his internet thing he was one of the biggest current YA authors

every time stephen fry says something i want to stab his eyes out, but i'm glad they put that quote over a picture of him looking offended/possibly crying

I can't stand that Stephen Fry quote. If it really is a quote from him, it sounds incredibly misjudged.

http://i.imgur.com/eKnN40a.jpg

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, February 3, 2013 8:35 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#nodads

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151263334704422&set=a.57138104421.71649.536584421&type=1&theater

Topical (here in the UK) and at the same time vomit-inducing in more ways than one:

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/522060_286360998156779_1035678484_n.jpg

Having SEX with EVERYONE

Lucky its only americans who do dumb marriage stuff huh

also wd like to hear more about charlie sheen's pron family

that's really hard to read. what is it saying?

People are still having sex

Hollywood marriages are a sham, therefore gay marriages for all

because people who are against gay marriage are strong approvers of tabloid-style celebrity escapades

http://stonerschematics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/marley-cupcakes.jpg