why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Hollywood marriages are a sham, therefore gay marriages for all

Neil S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 12:18 (eleven years ago) link

because people who are against gay marriage are strong approvers of tabloid-style celebrity escapades

mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

i hope those are special cupcakes

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

things that should not rule but kind of do

dog latin, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

do they spell out "Happy Birthday Satan"?

dog latin, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

- Bob
- Marlay

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/bobmackowycz/status/299183321135607808

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

john green obviously has a vested interest in 13 year olds having basic literacy skills

iatee, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

no rasta. no birthday. cry, woman. - bob marley

© all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

HAPPY   BIRTH
DOG

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry 4 tl;dr

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.

One nurse took her copy to Melbourne. The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.

And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.

Cranky Old Man

What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?
What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?
A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,
Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!'
Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.
And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or not . . . ... lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?
Is that what you're thinking?. .Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse .you're not looking at me.
I'll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.
I'm a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one another
A young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he'll meet.
A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.
At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.
A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.
At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,
But my woman is beside me . . to see I don't mourn.
At Fifty, once more, .. ...Babies play 'round my knee,
Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.
Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.
I look at the future ... . . . . I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.
And I think of the years . . . And the love that I've known.
I'm now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.
It's jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigour, depart.
There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.
But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,
And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells
I remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.
And I'm loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.
I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.
Not a cranky old man .
Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. .... . ME!!

Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within. We will all, one day, be there, too! And if you liked this post , PLEASE LIKE THIS PAGE and continue to be inspired with sayings that lift us and jokes to laugh at. Much love to you all

Neil S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

So, some nurses nicked this guy's poem and it so touched them, they made a point of forgetting his name immediately.

Mark G, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

his name was clearly Mr Cranky Old Man, or Cranky for short.

Neil S, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

after a full lifetime of experiences you'd think he could write a better poem

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

cranky old mordy

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

my friend's little brother posts five or six of these things about how great weed is every day

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/223499_604610842887366_221193375_n.jpg

ehkarl, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

Weed culture is the worst culture.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

Dealing with other people who smoked weed was what led me to stop smoking weed.

ILM is kinda sucking these dongs (boning and meta ignore nsfw) (how's life), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

is it bob marley's birthday today? some posts i've seen suggest that but i bet he has like 22 birthdays a year on facebook

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

its also the day marty mcfly traveled forward in time to

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

I thought it was April 20th.

ILM is kinda sucking these dongs (boning and meta ignore nsfw) (how's life), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

xp

i hold this is true, but they didn't make a movie about that trip, where all he did was buy some cheap cigs to sell in 2050.

Aimless, Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

One April 20th I was on the bus & I saw a girl tell a stranger in a Bob Marley tee-shirt to "have a nice holiday."

emilys., Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

^should maybe go on the innocuous things that make you irrationally embarrassed thread

emilys., Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

so good

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 February 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RFLgr3g.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 7 February 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

Good example of a Brain Study.

Neil S, Thursday, 7 February 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

history is written by the 1337 h4x0r5

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 7 February 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

-8ob M4r13y

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:04 (eleven years ago) link

waht

Neil S, Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

5318008

^ use ctrl + alt + down arrow to read

Jaap and roids (NickB), Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

mind blown

ledge, Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

Weed culture is the worst culture.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 February 2013 00:20 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one of the worst, maybe

ima go (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

¿spɹɐʍdn ʞɔɐq ʇəƃ ı op ʍoɥ

Mark G, Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

5317006 618

Jaap and roids (NickB), Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

if you can read this, you probably owned a pocket calculator when you were 12.

Neil S, Thursday, 7 February 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

be proud, only certain people can read this

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

58008

Tee hee

downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

You're all going to 7734 for that.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

If you can read this, your brain is swole.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 February 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

Would like one of these with Mark Ruffalo looking sensitive and
"For everything to be consummated,
for me to feel less alone,
I had only to wish that there be a
large crowd of spectators the day
of my execution and that they
greet me with cries of hate."

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 7 February 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

want t-shirt w/that.

Mark G, Thursday, 7 February 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

painted on the side of a van iirc

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 February 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

I can't read the brain study, what does it say?

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 February 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

U r stoopid

Neil S, Thursday, 7 February 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yB5AZRZ.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 February 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

Uncivilization

ledge, Thursday, 7 February 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link


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