agüero vs rooney

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"That he has declined dreadfully in technical derringdo and competence is, we hope, not in question, nor that he has perhaps consciously (word loosely utilised tbh) reined in street striker wayne in order to bulk up the stats already referred to. benefit of doubt accrues to twp here, but it feels like the subjugation of a leviathan talent in the service of an unworthy cause, darth vader or w/e, rooney's comfort eating, opponent mangling and contract wrangles are akin to the fallen anakin's mindchoking of deathstar planning officials, a manifestation of protest from a trapped and frustrated former prodigy freak beast genius."

Don't remember reading this before, but fuck me - this is a hell of a paragraph.

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

i had planned a bump before Aguero scored on the weekend

Number None, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

that's what kolo toure said

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

No doubting the boy's effectiveness in the utd team, no doubting the team's effectiveness and the boy's role in that.

idk why the opportunity cost seems so high. it's haunting.

birmingham six, guildford four, mumford & sons (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link

2:21 am. darragh's eyes flick open. beside him his missus lies still fast asleep. he'd had the dream again. he reaches for the smartphone.

r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

Searingly accurate tbh

lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

deems why the fuck are you expending psychic energy on mangy tato boy

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 18 February 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

Surplus

lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

convinced irish ppl (real irish ppl) have a deep spiritual investment in twp as some sort of culchie noble savage wrested from his natural home in a gaeltacht hovel and thrust into a limelight that sears his skin and corrupts his soul

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 18 February 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

why do we all despise him then?

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 February 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

in him we see ourselves?

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 February 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

cast into some procrustean defensive winger archetype for a thousand years until the original sin is expiated and he is allowed to become the maradona we all know him to be

every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 18 February 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

He's got a lumpen bestiality that screams formorian alright

lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

Rooney has held the one ring of english footballing hope for too long, his lungs foam with a yellow cud and his eyes peer out wizenedly from cronish (no not that way) sockets. Gerrard and j cole (oddly) have dwindled in thrall and wilshere is not long for this darkling world.

lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

bump

Number None, Sunday, 24 February 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

five years pass...

still wondering

the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 14:58 (six years ago) link

TWP imploding is a big deal. To explain why would require a bit of a dive into internal far-right drama that you probably are better off not knowing, but I'll try to summarize.

— Emily G, Cville. (@EmilyGorcenski) March 14, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:12 (six years ago) link

you discern the prompt for the bump correctly

the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link


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