rolling disgruntled shootings thread 2010

see oink administrator for permission to get torrence

The honorable President George H.W. Bush, they never give you enough credit for your successful Presidency. You were always one of my favorite Presidents (2nd favorite). I hope your health improves greatly. You are the epitome of an American and service to country.
General Petraeus, you made a mistake that the majority of men make once, twice, or unfortunately many times in a lifetime. You are human. You thought with your penis. It’s okay.I personally believe you should have never resigned and told your critics to shove it. You only answer to two people regarding the affair, your wife and children, period. I hope you return to government service to your country as it is visibly in your DNA.
General Colin Powell, your book “My American Journey” solidified my decision to join the military after college. I had always intended to serve, but your book and journey motivated me. You are an inspiration to all Americans and influenced me greatly.
To all SEA’s (senior enlisted advisers), you are just as important if not a greater viability to large and small commands. It’s time you take a more active role in leading your enlisted and advising officers. These are not your twilight years or time to relax. You can either strengthen the tip of the spear, or make it brittle. You decide.
Pat Harvey, I’ve always thought you carried yourself professionally and personally the way a strong black woman should. Your articulation and speech is second to none. You are the epitome of a journalist/anchor. You are America.
Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the fuck do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of shit.
Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames.
Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.
Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. After viewing Django Unchained, I was sold. I have come to the conclusion that you are well on your way to becoming one of the greats if not already and show glimpses of Daniel Day Lewis and Morgan Freeman-esque type qualities of greatness. Trust me when I say that you will be one of the greatest ever.

Hey, I was in Torrance two weeks ago! It's grim, but not as grim as, say, Vernon.

http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/national/aurora-colorado-movie-theater-shooting-victims-being-harassed-by-conspiracy-theorists-others

DENVER - Victims and witnesses in the Colorado theater shootings have been pestered by conspiracy theorists, impersonated in court filings and had their addresses and phone numbers posted online, prosecutors said.

i wonder who will use a line from that dudes rant as a display name first

A little follow-up

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/06/justice/dc-family-research-council-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

He'd bought a gun and learned how to use it. He'd loaded three magazines. And he had stopped by Chick-fil-A to pick up 15 sandwiches, which he planned to smear in the dying faces of staffers he expected to kill at the Family Research Council in Washington.

To: America
Subj: Last resort

http://laist.com/2013/02/07/christopher_dorners_manifesto_in_fu.php

good manifesto

Wow, an actual leftwing crazy

Rachel Ray, for years your delicious, nutritious, easy-to-prepare meals have provided my hungry belly with abstinence beyond compare, and your bubbly personality and lively energy and provided me with a glimmer of hope in my darkest times. I am eternally grateful for the physical and mental advantages you will have provided me during my forthcoming murder rampage.

whoops typed abstinence instead of subsistence and thereby ruined my joke

Charlie Sheen, you're effin awesome.

they found his burned truck near big bear, they believe he's in the mountains nearby. SWAT teams en route.

Meanwhile...allegedly this is from his actual Facebook page but I'd like to see some proof:

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/droner-facebook-illo.jpg

Yeah, definitely a fake:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chris-Dorner/122595954585025

Thank you based Dorner.

Cinthia Martinez
Hey Chris surrend your selft. Turn your self in they r going to catch you and make you pay. GOD is with you. Stop hurting your self and your family man. Whetever they did to you is not worth. Just give up.. my prayers are with you... jesus loves you..
13 minutes ago

the two civilians who were shot were newspaper delivery drivers

― 乒乓, Thursday, February 7, 2013 10:08 AM

their truck: http://i.imgur.com/dHkZjQx.jpg

uhh that looks like 20+ shots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JYCldenRN4

http://i.imgur.com/4FDb8Iu.jpg

amazing

Dave Brubeck's "Take Five" is the greatest piece of music ever, period. Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric Clapton, BB King, Bob Marley, Sam Cooke, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Nora Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, and the King (Louis Armstrong) are musical prodigies.

the gun control part of his manifesto is wild

i'm glad this guy is saving ILM from a "Christopher Dorner: what's on your ipod?" thread

eric clapton? don't let this guy hear about slowhand's drunken rants.

or....?

http://www.ibtimes.com/conspiracy-theorist-calls-christopher-dorner-manhunt-hoax-video-la-shooting-saga-continues-1070928

"This is a hoax, this officer Christopher Jordan Dorner, it's a hoax drill and it's set up for the very simple reason to get the police agitated with the citizens, the citizens to accept more police involvement in their lives on the streets and give you a reason why they're going to want to stop you and set up roadblocks and do all kinds of other things," the video's narrator states. "And you will accept it, why? because they're telling you that this guy's out there shooting a bunch people."

But the unsubstantiated theories don't end there, as dave j goes on to theorize that one reason why the populace is willing to accept Dorner as a suspected killer is because he "looks a little bit like this guy, who they've been putting in our face all for the last three, four, five days." The "guy" he's referencing is none other than Baltimore Ravens star and Super Bowl XLVII champion Ray Lewis, who looks very little like Dorner, but similar enough that it allows dave j to go further down the strange road his theory traces, by stating that this familiarity with Lewis allows us to accept Dorner's face as that of an alleged cop-killer on the lam.

I know it's terrible but I still can't stop laughing thinking about his manifesto. Dave Brubeck's "Take Five" is the greatest piece of music ever, period.

When I saw that shot-up SUV my first thought was, "The drones come home."

It's kind of sad I won't be around to view and enjoy The Hangover III. What an awesome trilogy. Todd Phillips, don't make anymore Hangovers after the third, takes away the originality of its foundation. World War Z looks good and The Walking Dead season 3 (second half) looked intriguing. Damn, gonna miss shark week.

"Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally."

you ARE in the top 27, be proud of yourself

man this dude hasn't seen a movie or tv show in ten years has he

his taste in pornstars is pretty good imo

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-mans-popculture-references-stop-at-1988,469/

friend saw LAPD with shotguns out in Los Feliz today to prepare for a possible encounter.

stuff like "It's kind of sad I won't be around to view and enjoy The Hangover III." almost makes me sympathize with crazy this-is-a-hoax conspiracy guy upthread. that can't be real. nobody actually liked Hangover 2.

obama wrote that manifesto and got a little too creative. almost fooled me...

Crystal Lancaster, a neighbor in the Los Angeles suburb of La Palma, where Dorner went to high school and his mother still lives, described him to CNN as "a nice, friendly guy, easy to approach."

Cyclist, I have no problem sharing the road with you. But, at least go the (expletive) speed limit posted or get off the road!!! That is a feasible request.

Preach.

according to a friend whose mom's house had bullets in it by the time the police were done shooting the newspaper ladies, they fired at least a hundred rounds

On Thursday, law enforcement officials were inspecting a package CNN's Anderson Cooper received from Dorner. CNN spokeswoman Shimrit Sheetrit said that a parcel containing a note, a DVD and a bullet hole-riddled memento was addressed to Cooper's office.

The memento was a coin bearing the name of former Los Angeles Police Chief Bill Bratton, who appeared with Dorner in a picture taken years ago. On "CBS This Morning" Friday, Bratton described Dorner as "an incredibly dangerous individual" and reacted to the damaged coin.

"When you see that that coin that was given in friendship and respect has three bullet holes, it's certainly very chilling," Bratton said.

i didn't know that you could shoot a coin three times and not obliterate it

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/08/article-2274956-176B7E21000005DC-897_634x448.jpg

interesting

The pattern clearly says "08". Significant!

/Cyclist, I have no problem sharing the road with you. But, at least go the (expletive) speed limit posted or get off the road!!! That is a feasible request./

Preach.

not actually feasible in most cases

Yeah, there's a reason it's called a "speed limit" and not a "speed floor." Most drivers need to slow the hell down anyway.

So I am so confused and bemused by this whole thing, it feels like the cosmos is possibly fucking with my us all-- can someone link me some decent roundup coverage?

I figured I was being trolled and did not respond to bike crack but thank u gbx.