worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

rimming

there's an apple butter joke lurking here somewhere

DO NOT POST THAT GIF AGAIN

aw

that gif may be the only thing that breaks my shameful Pellogrino habit.

Or at least stops you from lapping at it a la Fieri.

Apple Butter Flavor Lurker!

our work is never over?

apple butter jeans boots with the spicy, mayo-based sauce

he looks like a dog drinking from a garden hose.

except a dog drinking from a garden hose is cute, not appalling

now I know what AP is getting as a wedding gift

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:55 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

something heavy with which to strike you?

yes, I am getting you Guy Fieri

I could have him point at things I think are awesome and have him make his awesome face. I could pour donkeysauce on my enemies and set his goatee'd mouth loose on them.

*cue gif*

STEP AWAY FROM THE GIF

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/01/tumblr_mdhw7qGy7O1rp9osto1_400.gif

http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/c6d9f37c771111e2962a22000a1f930e_7.jpg

maura and i went to the times square one last night and it was as bad as advertised (though the margaritas were actually not terrible at all). these are the "guy-talian nachos," the memory of which is going to haunt me for awhile. i don't even want to discuss the tacos, which might have been okay if it weren't for all the barbecue sauce and sour cream

somehow the most disconcerting thing about it - even more so than the $95-for-two valentine's prix fixe they were offering - was that the bar tvs were all playing whatever was on the food network at the time

kinda expensive for an ironic meal no

i think they didn't order the prix fixe

they ordered the pee chips

I glanced at the menu when I walked by this place and even the not prix fixe is pretty expensive irony idk

I am guilty of getting BBQ on my free bird

http://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/43078937407/hi-im-guy-fieri

Doctor said, “Great chef Guy Fieri is in town. Go see him. That will cheer you up.” “But doctor,” I said, “I am Guy Fieri.”

Guy, I'm Hi Fieri

guy is going to be a successful california politician, mark my words

I'm Guy! Guy Fieri.

the wine was good. the jalapeño marg almost killed me

and the steak was the worst steak i have had ever

omg you ordered the steak? you are fearless.

that looks pretty good. would eat

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/

was just coming to post that

same here

hamburger-fisted pig skins

Add a Cinnabon and two more Cinnabons

"Donkamole"

"endangered with shaved lamb"

too real

http://guysamericankitchenandbar.com/guy.jpg

For those who hate clicking.

practically deserves it's own thread. I'd vote Panamania!

Appears to have had a precedent, shall we say

http://t.co/lUx6KaBO

actually writing jokes > weird twitter

The ref to the College song from the Drive sndtrk is a nice touch

looks like he actually took all of the jokes on his menu from "weird twitter"

oh this isn't real?

looks like he actually took all of the jokes on his menu from "weird twitter"

― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 12:58 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

i mean clearly the one overarching joke of parodying guy fieri's restaurant menu is the same, but that's basically about it

i should have guessed it wasn't a real restaurant menu because it wasn't in flash.

i mean clearly the one overarching joke of parodying guy fieri's restaurant menu is the same, but that's basically about it

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:06 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah bruh, exact jokes and everything: http://i.imgur.com/uS4XN0W.jpg

noooooo some anonymous uncredited person co-opted a bunch of jokes from people who gain nothing from their twitter accounts anyway that bastard