why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

you're just splitting hares now

The apostrophe after "pedophiles" in the one Mordy posted is making me want to post in the "irrationally angry" thread.

― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.)

I don't even get what would motivate someone to throw in an apostrophe there.

Maybe he wanted to euphemise but forgot one, e.g. 'pedophiles'

and I was met on the highway by seven technicolor rabbits of the apocalypse...

- Surprise lunch w colleague at restaurant on balcony of Grand Central main waiting room. It won't actually BE fancy, but it will feel like it is!

LOL NickB

- Surprise lunch w colleague at restaurant on balcony of Grand Central main waiting room. It won't actually BE fancy, but it will feel like it is!

― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Wednesday, February 13, 2013 11:18 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah... i hate it when people... post this... to facebook...?

Haha oh I don't know why I was even in this thread. Soz.

:D no probs its actually kind of my favourite thing on ILX when ppl post to the wrong thread

It's all just one big smorgasbord of conversation.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/184235_473913169337412_1202172559_n.jpg

Yeh get the pedophiles to do testing on animals instead #efficiency #savings

did not even notice that possessive there

Just saying, Hitler had the right idea there (just saying)

Maybe it's supposed to say

Why test on
Animals when we
have Prisons full of
Pedophiles' Animals?

BTW guys according to the latest AP Style Guide update, an ellipsis is now 11 erratically-spaced dots.

... .... ... Just saying

- Bob Marley

Just in time for v-day :/

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/40967B6B-1F9F-4231-8ED9-1C60EB1035D8-6241-000004F38910DB54_zps1062c302.jpg

human not required. just arms and a heart.

http://coloringpage.eu/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/red-heart-with-open-arms.jpg

lool

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/kool1.jpg

the last few weeks of this thread, especially reactions, had me laughing really hard earlier today. It was worth waiting for the entire thread to load.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/11304_4274215222880_1781818384_n.jpg

Um, wow.

it's true. all of you are my reason for masturbating <3

I'll never look at the ocean the same way again :(

masturbation needs no reason

Oceans are just pools of God's semen, glistening in the moonlight.

- d3athdr0ne

http://i.imgur.com/xeHAiDM.png

YOU ARE SOMEBODY'S REASON TO MASTURBATE.

yes, my wife's probably :(

show-off.

you misread me

i was self-deprecating

and I was inverting

i'm masturbating!

don't blame me

"never believe in 3 people" -- way to write off 1.75 billion people

they are the worst 1.75 billion people on the planet though.

i thought scorpios were the meanest

You're thinking of Scorpions. They'll stick forks in your eyes.

http://www.losgrilloscollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/scorpions-blackout.jpg

I'm a pisces and I'm offended by that message.

Also, are they implying that 3/4 of all people have tear-blindness. I didn't even realize that was a recognized medical condition.

please have sex with this one weird person

I'm a pisces and I'm offended by that message.

This means nothing
-- Stephen Fry

That album cover never fails to conjure up the ghost of a trucker hat for me. And perhaps more importantly, the ghost of a couch.

so sad I was the most selfish and mean :(

i can see your tears

NEVER TRUST 3 PEOPLE

SAGITTARIUS, ARIES, PISCES

YOU ARE THE REASON THEY MASTURBATE

I AM NOT SELFISH AND MEAN YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HOW AWESOME I AM

i have to believe that masturbation one is satirical