why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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... .... ... Just saying

- Bob Marley

Neil S, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

human not required. just arms and a heart.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

lool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/kool1.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

the last few weeks of this thread, especially reactions, had me laughing really hard earlier today. It was worth waiting for the entire thread to load.

Cunga, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

Um, wow.

emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

it's true. all of you are my reason for masturbating <3

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

I'll never look at the ocean the same way again :(

:C (crüt), Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

masturbation needs no reason

mh, Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

Oceans are just pools of God's semen, glistening in the moonlight.

emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

- d3athdr0ne

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xeHAiDM.png

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 February 2013 09:06 (eleven years ago) link

YOU ARE SOMEBODY'S REASON TO MASTURBATE.

yes, my wife's probably :(

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 09:22 (eleven years ago) link

show-off.

Mark G, Thursday, 14 February 2013 09:23 (eleven years ago) link

you misread me

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 09:32 (eleven years ago) link

i was self-deprecating

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 09:32 (eleven years ago) link

and I was inverting

Mark G, Thursday, 14 February 2013 10:44 (eleven years ago) link

i'm masturbating!

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

don't blame me

Mark G, Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:12 (eleven years ago) link

"never believe in 3 people" -- way to write off 1.75 billion people

abanana, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

they are the worst 1.75 billion people on the planet though.

ledge, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

i thought scorpios were the meanest

Mordy, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

You're thinking of Scorpions. They'll stick forks in your eyes.

http://www.losgrilloscollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/scorpions-blackout.jpg

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

I'm a pisces and I'm offended by that message.

Also, are they implying that 3/4 of all people have tear-blindness. I didn't even realize that was a recognized medical condition.

Moodles, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

please have sex with this one weird person

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

I'm a pisces and I'm offended by that message.

This means nothing
-- Stephen Fry

dog latin, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

That album cover never fails to conjure up the ghost of a trucker hat for me. And perhaps more importantly, the ghost of a couch.

how's life, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

so sad I was the most selfish and mean :(

carl agatha, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

i can see your tears

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

NEVER TRUST 3 PEOPLE

SAGITTARIUS, ARIES, PISCES

YOU ARE THE REASON THEY MASTURBATE

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

I AM NOT SELFISH AND MEAN YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HOW AWESOME I AM

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

i have to believe that masturbation one is satirical

goole, Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

stops being satirical at the moment that 80% of the dumb motherfuckers from my high school on my facebook start reposting it

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

maybe they were all thinking of that one person, you know the one

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

NickB?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

oi!

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

it was a callback <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

gertcha!

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

kind of a golden oldie at this point

http://i.imgur.com/mL3kUQG.jpg

these seemingly fake Audrey Hepburn quotes have made me curious to know what Hepburn actually was like. The fact that she was Andrew Loog Oldham's first androgynous crush, and gave him the idea to make the Stones go epicene, makes her glamrock's secret godmother.

Cunga, Friday, 15 February 2013 06:32 (eleven years ago) link

Believing that tomorrow is another day, that's kind of a stretch, isn't it?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 February 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

I now remember that I tried to get my friend to make that quote into a Neil Young macro but he never got around to it.

Cunga, Friday, 15 February 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

I believe that pretty girls
Are the happiest girls.

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 15 February 2013 11:14 (eleven years ago) link

. When a person makes lists about other people, that person is judgemental

Mark G, Friday, 15 February 2013 12:23 (eleven years ago) link

.When you wish upon a star makes no difference who you are
- Walt Marley

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 15 February 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

when a person uses on instead of about that person is stupid

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

of the money

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link


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