game-related lolz of some fashion

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/121062811693

Awww, no bids :(

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

"I'll keep that, it'll be worth something one day."

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

it's been posted a few times, but i didn't realize it had ended. i'm sure that guy can't face his friends right now. :(

Z S, Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

asking $25,000 MORE now

francisF, Friday, 15 February 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

friends...

Nhex, Friday, 15 February 2013 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

404, what was it?

Women, Fire, and Dangerous Zings (silby), Friday, 15 February 2013 07:29 (eleven years ago) link

doesn't deserve that much sympathy imo. he would do a lot better if he auctioned it off by system. i think selling the lot for such an exorbitant price is his way of garnering publicity

chilli, Friday, 15 February 2013 08:38 (eleven years ago) link

a massive lot of gaming rigs and games from 70's till now on ebay for a half million dollars

Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 February 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eduCdeobRxA&feature=player_embedded#!

Dan I., Saturday, 16 February 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

you know, we all live in a horrible world. but that was great.

Nhex, Saturday, 16 February 2013 08:34 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah cos that game wasn't misogynist enough already.

JimD, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 08:39 (eleven years ago) link

Wow. Surgeon Simulator got Steam Greenlit.

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KpWyYvf.gif

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

lmao

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

fantastic

Nhex, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

ok wow froggo trigger

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 07:14 (eleven years ago) link

Ooh, hasn't heard of surgeon simulator. Wasted many an hour on trial-and-error appendectomies in Life and Death on the Amiga, so colour me intrigued.

CraigG, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 12:59 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFLUE2kdemE

abanana, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

ok, i chuckled at that

Nhex, Friday, 1 March 2013 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/quick-look-angelica-weaver-catch-me-when-you-can/2300-7049/

What happens when you force your coworker to play thru a terrible casual game on Steam

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 7 March 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

a hearty lol to whoever bought sim city thinking it wasnt going to be a launch day holocaust. dont understand why companies foist this always on drm on everyone but doesnt feel like beefing up server capacity for the first month or so.. then again maybe all press is good press even when fanboys are burning your effigy in the street.

also noticed that ea was getting hosed for this but everyone seems to forget blizzard pissing on everyones faces during the diablo 3 launch.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

i am totally ready to buy simcity when it comes out on mac, ready to be pissed on

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

the D3 thing has come up in pretty much every comment section in posts cover this, people haven't forgotten

Nhex, Thursday, 7 March 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

^

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

At least I sort of understand it with Diablo where you have an in-game economy that could be easily exploited. With Simcity it seems completely superfluous.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 March 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

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Sex in the Sim City: You can't cut back on fucking! You will regret this!
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sleepingbag, Thursday, 7 March 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

A Gentleman Jelqer ‏@LordSuplexious
Sim Sex in the Sim City *Humps a real doll* "You'll be sorry for this!"
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sleepingbag, Thursday, 7 March 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

horribly formed is thattaway

goole, Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

quite honestly, once you start calling yourself "A Gentleman Jelqer" there's pretty much no reason to ever speak or write again

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

what is a "gentleman jelqer"; is this some sort of webslashfic thing?

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

Ok lol I guess my twitter taste isn't playing on ilx, noted.

sleepingbag, Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

mad envious of forks not knowing what jelquing is

it eventually gets discussed here: Penis size

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago) link

the name's DJP - the J stands for Jelqer

乒乓, Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's jelq in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

people that JELQ are scumbags

乒乓, Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

you know what, i'm gonna stay in the dark

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

that's just gonna increase the likelihood of you encountering some jelquing

"Bellini." (DJP), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

i'll keep you posted

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/t7wrH8r.gif

am0n, Friday, 8 March 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

lol what game?

goole, Friday, 8 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_mESOTbEPs

am0n, Friday, 8 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_mESOTbEPs

am0n, Friday, 8 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

Heh, polygon gave SimCity 9.5/10, then changed their minds then dropped to 8/10, then got properly pissed off with it and dropped again to 4/10.

http://www.polygon.com/game/simcity-2013/2630

JimD, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

lol
http://i.imgur.com/H6OoFb7.png

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

wow, sounds like the guy had a rage quit and then realized he could write a rage review!

(still, i'm kinda glad to be forced to wait for the mac version now. hopefully they'll iron out their server problems before release)

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

holy cow @ those amazon reviews

goole, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Can we get rid of online-required DRM?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

there have been rumors that both PS4 & 720 will require an online connection as a security measure. good luck console gaming.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link


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