why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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of the money

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

when a person cries on little things, like doll furniture, that person is weird

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

When a person eats in an unusual way, that person is in tension

http://girlmeetsfreak.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/the-fly-1986-jeff-goldblum22.jpeg

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 15 February 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

intention

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

of the money

a new show on NPR

ey, Friday, 15 February 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

kinda scary...

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/60749_277462715718412_1197260639_n.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

-Bill Plympton

how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

I've hit the mother-lode of terrible, terrible Facebook macros:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-speak-sarcasm-as-a-2nd-language/215996821836959

Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

great idea.

how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580991_309596569143650_961957152_n.jpg

pretty sure that isn't how parentheses work

Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

just one of a series of questions I had about that one

Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600656_308936845876289_1652971815_n.jpg

785 people like this.
331 shares

Neil S, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

...said the Jackalope.

Aimless, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.jackalope.org/wp-content/uploads/JackalopeHistory3.jpg

Aimless, Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

HANG IN THERE
*kitten in tree.jpg*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

a coworker of mine's father died a few weeks ago & it was very sad. but now she incessantly posts creepy macro messages everyday "LIKE THIS TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN THAT I LOVE YOU DADDY' or "TAKE THESE DOVES AND SHARE THEM ON YOUR WALL TO FIGHT CANCER" and "DAD YOU ARE MY ANGEL".

It's v creepy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://cdn102.iofferphoto.com/img/item/430/719/76/o_CHERISH.jpg

Mordy, Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

nooooooooooooooooo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

real dads

Mordy, Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

"make your own"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

oh. make her your own. I misread that lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ that but creepy products/ads are not really what this thread is about?

weed, tumblr whites and wein (some dude), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

that was just a response to veg's story and not its own fb post, officer. sorry for the confusion etc.

Mordy, Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

18" Long

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

and pink and wrinkly

drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

self censored there

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 February 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

i googled 'dildo shaped like a baby' but all i got was this baby jesus buttplug

http://divine-interventions.com/images/BabyBlueMed.jpg

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

for everyone catching up at work, you're welcome in advance

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

Worst t-shirt slogan

birmingham six, guildford four, mumford & sons (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.cafepress.com/+dildo+baby-bodysuits

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link

oh no

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 February 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yWmQk7H.jpg

wake up shppl

Cunga, Sunday, 17 February 2013 07:49 (eleven years ago) link

be the masturbation you wish to see in the world

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Sunday, 17 February 2013 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

*mind masturbated*

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 10:36 (eleven years ago) link

*red gradient j/os mind*

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

adobe's like "good luck with this hand movement"

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 11:25 (eleven years ago) link

wrists shift everywhere

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 11:58 (eleven years ago) link

I'M GOIN OUT OF MY HEAD

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 12:00 (eleven years ago) link

(I'M GOIN OUT OF MY HEAD)

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 12:00 (eleven years ago) link

AS THE TEARS GROW FROM MY EYES I FEEL THE HURT INSIDE

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

AS I REACH OUT TO YOU

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

SAYIN

I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!

administrator galina (Matt P), Sunday, 17 February 2013 12:02 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like I just spent thirty seconds in Face Book Jail just reading that.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 February 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

"Please pass this around so we can protect our friends"

but by definition this only applies to people who aren't yr friends?

drier than a Charles Grodin quip (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 February 2013 23:05 (eleven years ago) link


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