POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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There's individual moments in all of the tracks which make me burst out into laughter, but 'Dancing In My Dick' is the one which has me laughing throughout.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Friday, 15 February 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

I also love 'The Ghost Of Ian Curtis' thing... and this guy can do such a convincing impression of Brett Anderson he should consider doing a record of Suede pisstakes!

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Friday, 15 February 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

I really like the choice of words to substitute. Oftentimes a phrase will come up and you figure it's going to be _this_ way and they actually sing it _this_ way and it's even funnier. For instance in "Imagine Dick" I figured the line would be "Above us only my dick" where they sing "Above my dick, only sky" which really drives home less the absurdity of swapping out the lyrics and more the actual masturbatory nature inherent in the original song.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 February 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

"and my dick won't be in Africa this Christmastime"

:C (crüt), Sunday, 17 February 2013 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

Is it all sorts of wrong that I woke up this morning with 'Fast Dick' in my head?

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE SITTING AROUND CRYING FROM A BROKEN DICK

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, February 14, 2013 2:49 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ This gets me chuckling every damn fucking time!

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Sunday, 17 February 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

This seemed like a good evening to revisit Tracy Chapman's first album, and it took me 0.00000067 seconds into "Fast Car" to remember this song was about to be ruined for me.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 18 March 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

been workin at a my dick store

Heyman (crüt), Monday, 18 March 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

and i work in a market as a checkout girl!

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 18 March 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

FYI

Still funny.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 7 June 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

otm

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 June 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link

omd

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 7 June 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link

Where's album #2?

billstevejim, Friday, 7 June 2013 06:34 (ten years ago) link

Don't rush my dick.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 7 June 2013 06:53 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Still funny. Played the Bruce parody this morning when i woke up and it got me into a great mood!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

My dick's just sittin' in a dump like this!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

everybody wang dick tonight
everybody chung dick tonight

crüt, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"It's a pretty good crowd for a mydickday and my dick gives me a smile, 'cause he knows it's my dick they've been comin' to see to forget about their dicks for a while."

brilliant genius

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link

so its fun when people ask you "what are you listening to lately" and then you reply "have you heard about my dick? you need to experience my dick."

and just let it hang there for a bit.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

dying re-reading this thread. I don't dare actually listen -- can't bring My Dick into the office.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

Every time I forget about this thread, it just keeps on coming back like some kind of dick-shaped boomerang.

I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:12 (ten years ago) link

"my dick is really good, actually. i think you'll enjoy my dick. you can get my dick free on the internet."

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

this album is a grower

swmp thing (wins), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link

Lol

lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 October 2013 02:06 (ten years ago) link

really? it showed itself in fullness right away, ime

goole, Thursday, 3 October 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

that bit in 'more than my dick' where it crescendos to "just by saying I love... my dick" - superb timing

LubricatedGoatVEVO (haitch), Saturday, 5 October 2013 01:36 (ten years ago) link

its nice to see that everyone still loves my dick

Saul Goodberg (by Musket and Pup Tent) (s.clover), Saturday, 5 October 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link

m'dick passed a law in '64 to give m'dick just a little more
my dick only goes so far (pretty far actually)

dan m, Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-46q7GrusJw

balls, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 05:27 (ten years ago) link

i feel bad for overlooking do they know my dick. all i could listen to was Fields of Dick and i totally missed out on this gem

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 05:33 (ten years ago) link

Just a reminder: if you're voting in the ILM end of year poll, vote My Dick!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

protip for immature people, name yourself "my dick" in all lowercase when u play videogames

here's the story so far:

http://i.imgur.com/IVIZUpM.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/lwx6LQW.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/ebfs0VP.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/vqxn1k1.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/TLkZMDG.jpg?1

lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:42 (ten years ago) link

omgd

it was a cool and cutting-edge prank in October 2013 (wins), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link

JF i feel it is very disingenuous to try and get this to place on a 2013 poll when it was clearly a 2012 release

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link

December 2012 = year of impact.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link

itt: arguments about my dick's release

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

lol

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link

2013 was certainly the year that i got the most enjoyment out of my dick, fwiw.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 6 January 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link

i guess you could say my dick just barely came out in 2012

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link

my dick is still huge in 2014

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 6 January 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link

And it's only getting bigger!

Fetchboy, Monday, 6 January 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link

yeah i think in 2012 we really experienced just the tip of my dick.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 6 January 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

lolol

Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 January 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link

the end of a 2012 was a challenging time for the release of my dick, coming on the heels of kesha, one direction and others

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link

i don't understand, you ejaculated on the kesha & one directions' feet? i don't believe you.

napgenius (goole), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

not their feet, their heels. their six-inch spike heels.

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:07 (ten years ago) link

actually, my dick tried to cover one direction, but they were not pleased about it

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:08 (ten years ago) link

feel like my dick might be risking overexposure lately

Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link

I love my dick!

Karl Malone, Monday, 6 January 2014 23:13 (ten years ago) link


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