worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

(and tbh i'm not reaaaaaaally sure what "weird twitter" is at this point, is it like those annoying LIL INTERNET/420bonerhugs-type dudes?)

i don't even know

i definitely feel like the idea of guy fieri is the internet's joke at this point but guy really should have at least cited those tweets if he was gonna use them wholesale and then build off it from there. i don't think anyone would have minded.

noooooo some anonymous uncredited person co-opted a bunch of jokes from people who gain nothing from their twitter accounts anyway that bastard

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Wednesday, February 20, 2013 1:21 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

I guess we know which way you fall on the harlem shake thing then

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Meanwhile

http://flint.craigslist.org/fbh/3632016862.html

Anyway, the 'rrhea just wouldn't stop

http://blog.brooklynpubliclibrary.org/image.axd?picture=2009%2F6%2Frhea.bmp

whenever something like this happens I just marvel at the complete lack of shame or morality from these people. Like yeah they didn't steal something of great value but their reaction to being caught is pure Ted Bundy shit.

Trust me, Guy Fieri is probably takin' my REAL suggestions into close consideration for big $$$, so they can suck it. (Just imagine me doin' the DX "suck it" SO hard, right in their face with the heat of a thousand suns, you guys. Man. So, SO hard.)

All these assholes are in town for SoBe Food & Wine Festival.

http://csh.bz/gifmelter/melt.html?http://i.imgur.com/CivWZC2.gif

somebody's going to hell
and it ain't me

I have had less terrifying experiences with endless porn popups in a work environment. Jesus.

http://www.happyplace.com/22619/hipsters-freak-out-over-fake-guy-fieri-restaurant-in-brooklyn

both guy fieri and williamsburg hipsters are preferable to whichever douchebag wrote that story

man on the street gag has always been useless and stupid

not ALWAYS
http://www.coyleandsharpe.com/

maniacs in a living hell is a long time fave.

if you are unfamiliar: http://www.podcast.com/Comedy/I-151868.htm

I totally stand behind Coyle and Sharpe. I have some of their stuff.

But they're not doing the group x is stupid because y thing. They're more high-concept prank and performance and lols that are levels above this Jay Leno crap.

oh for sure.
maniacs in a living hell is a thinly veiled commentary on the difficulty of being black in america imo

http://www.amazon.com/Larry-Cable-Guy-Deluxe-Cheese/dp/B0074AGRDS

good thing it's eligible for free shipping

They have the beer bread and one other at my local 99 Cents Only store and I've been tempted to try it, but based on those Amazon reviews I think I'll continue to avoid. And those prices are ridiculous.

Reviews on this are worthwhile.

Larry should have his name taken off the box.

I secretly had hopes it would be tasty, or at least palatable. Unfortunately, Larry the Cable Guy bacon macaroni tastes just how you would expect Larry the Cable Guy endorsed bacon macaroni to taste, like chode.

They have the beer bread and one other at my local 99 Cents Only store

Except the beer bread mix is listed on Amazon, and at $10. You could buy two loaves of really good bread for that!

you could bake like six loaves of really good bread for half that.

you could have ten dollars for that

You gotta try it!

Eating in the times sq restaurant today

!!!!

report back

Take pictures!

liveblog if possible

VLOG IT

Well this place isn't gonna last very long

hahaha

The damning truth.

The donkey sauce is pretty good though

They get it from locally sourced donkeys

http://i.imgur.com/ZKBsVx0.png

The resemblance is uncanny.

guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils

BABY guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils

Things you don't want to see in a kitchen? Things you would only hear about on the internet? Things that fill you with sadness?
PASS PASS PASS

http://www.foodnetworkstore.com/cookware-guy-fieri/talent/4294879146-1949

http://www.housewares.org/PressEventsEntry/SlickFiles/2012/summer/1134/Group%20shot_366x366.jpg

cookin' it
livin' it
lovin' it