why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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i can't live without my pocket vhs player

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

The advances in trouser technology..

Mark G, Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

half of those things are pocket sized already that photo is stupid

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

I totally can't fit a grown blonde man in my pocket wtf

Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

is that the greatest american hero

железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

SURE MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I PUT THINGS IN MY POCKET
NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FREEEEEEEE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

I would swear there's been positive ILX discussion about that image.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 21 February 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

That's Bob Sirott, longtime Chicagoland DJ/TV anchor. I remember a segment in the mid-80s when he went to the Consumer Electronics Show and asked various vendors about quadrophonic gear because ha ha, the 70s were lame!

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 21 February 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

So quit bitching about drone strikes!

nickn, Thursday, 21 February 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

That guy looks too much like an ex-boyfriend.

carl agatha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

But seriously, I often look at my iPhone and think about all the amazing things that it does and get really excited about the future. And the present. I mean, it is legitimately awesome that I have a magic rectangle in my pocket that can do all of the things depicted in that picture.

carl agatha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

I agree! Same with clothes, I find it amazing how light high end hiking gear is. Can't afford it but it feels good to know it exists

badg, Thursday, 21 February 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

based on pic, it's 30 years

inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 February 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

dickartes

I'm on Picasso's side here. (crüt), Thursday, 21 February 2013 06:22 (eleven years ago) link

It's amazing that anything has ever happened

albvivertine, Thursday, 21 February 2013 07:03 (eleven years ago) link

So much has changed, and yet so much is the same!

Mark G, Thursday, 21 February 2013 09:43 (eleven years ago) link

Hey guys, I just realised something - we're all in CYBERSPACE! We do it every day as part of our JOBS!

dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 09:59 (eleven years ago) link

I Dick, Therefore I Am

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 21 February 2013 10:41 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

how's life, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

bahaahaha

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

'men'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

LOL

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

I'll take the swag please

cardamon, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

It's not just the obvious flaws in each particular inspirational quote that's the problem for me, it's seeing people you know, have a lot of time for etc putting up macro after macro, like 10 in one go, when you know they're going through a difficult time, and also knowing, well, being 70% sure, that most of the things those macros say are the opposite of what that person should be thinking about

cardamon, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

Oh and I'm sure I saw a version of the birth stretch marks one - text reads 'These wounds are tiger stripes/it just means you've earned your stripes' - which seems fair enough to me (as someone who will never have birth stretch marks)

but this one had several pictures of slit wrists

That seems dangerous. Because yes you should absolutely be able to say 'My body is beautiful, fuck you if you don't like my stretch marks, they mean I had this kid which is brilliant'. But I don't think looking at self harm scars and saying 'This means I'm powerful' is like a good idea. Or am I talking rubbish and this might be useful to someone?

cardamon, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

really it's way more amazing that you can fit like a million paintings on a VHS tape then that you can fit the contents of a VHS tape in an iphone, proportionally speaking.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

cardamon, thinking like that will only drive you crazy. just accept the idea that rampant, near-universal irrationality means there is that much more unused rationality left over for YOU!

Aimless, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

really it's way more amazing that you can fit like a million paintings on a VHS tape then that you can fit the contents of a VHS tape in an iphone, proportionally speaking.

don't get this - if you like your paintings in shitty resolution, you can fit bazillions on an iphone

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

you can fit a few iphones in a vhs if you scoop out the innards

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

don't get this - if you like your iphones in pointless places, you can fit a bazillion inside a volcano

Øystein, Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

i can fit my fist in my mouth

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

i can fit a--

nevermind

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

not a good example

not a good comma

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

uggghhh I'm so tired of these

make them go away

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

"thug"

:C (crüt), Thursday, 21 February 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

I remember when I thought some ecards were funny. God I was young then.

carl agatha, Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't those been around for, like, 10 years now?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

Another one courtesy of Boyfriends who actually treat their girlfriends like princesses

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/c0.0.400.400/p403x403/207305_547895221908406_88747324_n.jpg
LIKE if you think this is true

dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

hah, xpost

dog latin, Thursday, 21 February 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

a toilet without excrement

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 February 2013 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9e08epeq91rrgxp2o1_500.jpg
bit off-topic but i'm looking for a reading of this picture that isn't totally racist and not coming up with much

chilli, Friday, 22 February 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

hey boys

how's it going

do you know?

you're single

because

you think you're

a guy like this

instead you're

a guy like this

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 22 February 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

how can it conceivably be racist, the good guy is Jackie Chan

marc robot (seandalai), Friday, 22 February 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link


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